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She's a gorgeous, sexy blonde and needs an equally sexy man!
Must be between 26 and 35 and 5ft11 or over.
No married or "it's complicated" relationship status' please and please be in gainful employment and don't be a fuckwit!
She's on here as allabouttheboobs26. Please apply and I'll pick her a suitable date!
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"Too old I'm afraid! And too short! Appart from that I would be perfect! Lol On the plus side I do have a job as a dolphin trainer, (there is a big demand for this in Lanarkshire) and I'm only 24 in my head! Ladies don't knock the door down! Lol "I don't like dolphins, they always look a bit smug........  | |||
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You're top of our list
What happened to the non married bit? "I didn't hear you complaining on Saturday night... Few growns but no complaints
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"Too old I'm afraid! And too short! Appart from that I would be perfect! Lol On the plus side I do have a job as a dolphin trainer, (there is a big demand for this in Lanarkshire) and I'm only 24 in my head! Ladies don't knock the door down! Lol
I don't like dolphins, they always look a bit smug........ "That's why I had to give it up! That and the neighbours complaining about the splashing over the fence when they were doing the flips! I then went on to be a film body double! Work dried up after Ron Jeremy retired!  | |||
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"Can we apply?
John
You're top of our list
What happened to the non married bit?
I didn't hear you complaining on Saturday night... Few growns but no complaints
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"Not that I'm applying but what exactly does being in gainful employment have to do with meeting an absolute stranger? Gold digger perhaps?" Ach shush! It's just a bit of fun! | |||
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So here miss boobs
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im not taking no for an answer
Im going to cjs with you
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"I would apply here but apart from being too short me n miss boobs have our erm... Differences lol (all gd banter tho)
So here miss boobs
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im not taking no for an answer
Im going to cjs with you
"Differences? Haha Roses are red Violets are blue You're a Tim and she's no for you
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"I would apply here but apart from being too short me n miss boobs have our erm... Differences lol (all gd banter tho)
So here miss boobs
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im not taking no for an answer
Im going to cjs with you
Differences? Haha
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a Tim and she's no for you
John "Aye thats the difference lol Shame really .... She doesn't know what shes missing | |||
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"I would apply here but apart from being too short me n miss boobs have our erm... Differences lol (all gd banter tho)
So here miss boobs
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im not taking no for an answer
Im going to cjs with you
Differences? Haha
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a Tim and she's no for you
John
Aye thats the difference lol
Shame really .... She doesn't know what shes missing "Oh no your a tim  | |||
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"Thot the BHOY in my name mighta gave tht away "Told you I'm not a good speller  | |||
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"I am looking for a hot man for my fab friend to take to CJs on Valentine's Day! Trying a new tactic
She's a gorgeous, sexy blonde and needs an equally sexy man!
Must be between 26 and 35 and 5ft11 or over.
No married or "it's complicated" relationship status' please and please be in gainful employment and don't be a fuckwit!
She's on here as allabouttheboobs26. Please apply and I'll pick her a suitable date!
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