FabSwingers.com forum: Sexual activity you just don't get!

By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I'm a kind of live and let live guy but there is a few sexual practices that I just don't get!

An example for me is dogging!

I get that the thrill is about being outdoors and potentially being seen or caught but to me I just don't get it!

Anyone else got ones that they don't get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we'd just be happy practicing sexually!

Pish 'n' shite gies us the boak though. Know what you mean about dogging too. E likes her home comforts - and access to cleaning products - too much for that.

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Arm pit sex.... And yes it does exist.. For why...... Boggles the mind

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.

Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it."

I learnt early on in my Fab years never to Google anything after the blue waffle incident on another thread

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it."

Yeah that is very weird!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Don't get the fascination with water sports, fisting or squirting.

And we do enjoy dogging

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By *ostEligibleBachelorMan
over a year ago

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Pretty common but Foot worship. Pegging, pain, breath play, CBT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't understand the fascination with squirting at all...just feels like you're getting pished on! And some guys clearly have a mission to try and make J squirt without having the faintest idea what the fuck they're doing either!

Let it go chaps!!

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'm going to keep out of this pretty much everything I've done on the last few months I would of said never to as little as a year ago. Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood and physical pain. I don't understand how people can enjoy inflicting pain to the person they are having sex with. Each to their own I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats pretty much it ..

Sexual activity i just dont get ..lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys that meet Women ..Without a set of Headphones ..I just dont get that..

Can ya just imagine the amount of pain that can be inflicted on your ears ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys in women's underwear. Each to their own and all that jazz but really is there any need.

Guys that ask for you to send them a pair of worn knickers so the can sniff them eeeeuuuuggghhhhhh. Why just why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys that meet Women ..Without a set of Headphones ..I just dont get that..

Can ya just imagine the amount of pain that can be inflicted on your ears ?

Definitely no sexual activity for you with a post like this

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't get gang bangs... Everybody to their own n no judgments being made, however for me it's a no no. K x

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Don't get gang bangs... Everybody to their own n no judgments being made, however for me it's a no no. K x"

Same here never liked the thought of them xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys that meet Women ..Without a set of Headphones ..I just dont get that..

Can ya just imagine the amount of pain that can be inflicted on your ears ?

Definitely no sexual activity for you with a post like this

Lololol luv it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Scat is one I've never got.

Whilst there are plenty I probably wouldn't try, I can see why some people might like them.

But then there are things I like now that I didn't 10-15 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open minded try anything once hence status is Trisexual

But anything that requires bodily fluids other than semen being extracted is a big no no.

Male and female orgasms I can live with but shit, piss, blood etc no way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet stuff.. Yuk

Fisting.. ouch and yuk

Feet.. yuk

Extreme pain.. no thanks

Unclean genitals.. yuk

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Straight guys that have sexual activity with guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse sex. Three times I've taken part atctgecladies request. Twice my knob was caked in shite, thankfully I had a jonny on. The third was nice and clean afterward insertion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it."

You learn something new everyday! Each to their own, but that turns my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it.

I learnt early on in my Fab years never to Google anything after the blue waffle incident on another thread

Damn you. You made me google Blue Waffle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to keep out of this pretty much everything I've done on the last few months I would of said never to as little as a year ago. Xxxxx"

Im the same in the sense that things i would have previously written off ive now done or are in my to do list

But if i ever get as far as enjoying watersports, scat, fisting please someone give me a stern talking to and tell me i took it too far!

Also im away to google some of this other stuff ... Fab is an education ill tell you!

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

As I live with a man I know fine well what half these terms mean. Gadz lol

I doubt I'd ever get ad far as waters ports of anything else that dirty. I like sex I like foreplay I don't see myself doing much else. Just the number of people I do these things with xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it.

You learn something new everyday! Each to their own, but that turns my stomach"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it.

I learnt early on in my Fab years never to Google anything after the blue waffle incident on another thread

Damn you. You made me google Blue Waffle!

They did say NOT too

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By *oftSwingDuoCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I struggle to piss in a urinal if there's other guys nearby (stage fright), so having a lady demand I piss on her probably rules out watersports for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked up blumpking ...omg !

Looked up blue waffles .... What can I say

I've tried some of the things fabbers have mentioned above some id do again and others I wouldn't ...

Each to their own preference that's the beauty of fab ...you can find others with the same kink or not

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Looked up blumpking ...omg !

Looked up blue waffles .... What can I say

I've tried some of the things fabbers have mentioned above some id do again and others I wouldn't ...

Each to their own preference that's the beauty of fab ...you can find others with the same kink or not "

Please tell me blumpkin is one of tge things you haven't tried xxxxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Blumpking is definitely NOT for me

However.....if any ladies want to feed me bacon rolls with brown sauce whilst giving me a bj....feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it.

I learnt early on in my Fab years never to Google anything after the blue waffle incident on another thread

Damn you. You made me google Blue Waffle!

I didn't !

I said I don't Google anything anymore

If that's not a good warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it.

I learnt early on in my Fab years never to Google anything after the blue waffle incident on another thread

Damn you. You made me google Blue Waffle!

I didn't !

I said I don't Google anything anymore

If that's not a good warning

You can't talk of things I nothing about and expect me not to investigate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scat, water sports just don't get how that can turn someone on. Being whipped or spanked so much u bleed and scar? Then can't sit down for a month just don't get it. Rather go absailing down forth road bridge for the thrill. Also not into rimming n period sex is just rancid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it."

Bleugh that just made me shiver. Wow what happened to kinks like having sex with a police officer or having sex with someone online. I think I am too vanilla for this swinging business

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By *oftSwingDuoCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Arm pit sex.... And yes it does exist.. For why...... Boggles the mind

Julie has just said "We should give armpit sex a try, just to see what it's like!"

LatexKink, WTF have you done???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

adult babies, just no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it."

Why ehm why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it."

For god sake lol. Never googling sexual things again! Blumking leads to frozen freighttrain, now so very disturbed and may possibly be on an FBI wanted list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a kind of live and let live guy but there is a few sexual practices that I just don't get!

An example for me is dogging!

I get that the thrill is about being outdoors and potentially being seen or caught but to me I just don't get it!

Anyone else got ones that they don't get?"

had to google it!!

Did have a girl give my a BJ while she was having a pee. Wouldn't be surprised if there was a name for that too!

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By *yandmMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Never understood why some women have a habit of sticking a finger up your arse during sex.

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Water sports! Why would you want too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never understood why some women have a habit of sticking a finger up your arse during sex."

So love that!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blumpking.....google it. Never understood the appeal of it.

Why ehm why

Stomach churning!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get......

ENOUGH!

Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain

Scat

but the weirdest thing I've seen was belly inflation using air up the keester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget all of this sex malarky. There is nothing quite like a good old fashioned wank!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole gas mask thing! Yuck.

M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adult babies-WTF????

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By *yandmMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not googling blumpkin, googled 2 girls one cup, lasted a few seconds before feeling sick.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anything that should go down a toilet should not be used for any other purpose.

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Anything that should go down a toilet should not be used for any other purpose."

Totally agree

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