FabSwingers.com forum: Bizzare requests

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stole it from another forum. Share the weirdest/strangest requests you've had on here or in person.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wierd really depends on your own definition of limits and taboo.

I mean I'll admit I like some pretty strange things, not tried many of them, but for me my strangest request was someone asking me if I'd give them a foot-job.

My feet are HUGE and trying to use my feet on something semi-soft like that that would be dwarfed by my feet, just seemed weird.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could shit in someones mouth, I politely declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me (mr) to meet a guy & bring along a pair of Mrs knickers so we could both wank into them and return them to her....used

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I don't think I've had any yey. I feel like I'm missing out lol xxxxx

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Just the usual weird and sick requests, fart in my face (doesn't he know a lady doesn't do that sort of thing

) play with their dog

Wear their sisters underwear, have sex in their family members bed (I can't bring myself to say who) use a knife on their balls and scat. That's some of the messages I get.

They are all blocked and reported

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

To step on their balls in my heels .one asked me to step on a rat in my boots

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By *evilishCouple69Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I don't think I've had any yey. I feel like I'm missing out lol xxxxx"

Maybe your benchmark for weird is so tolerant you hadn't noticed. Or maybe you're the one with the weird requests. Either way I'm sure you'll now receive a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To step on their balls in my heels .one asked me to step on a rat in my boots

Yeah I got asked to kick someone in balls with heels on lol gonna love people's kinks ha ha! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone also asked if they could tie me up for a few days and just leave me there and use me as a doll lol...no thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy messaged me "I'll give you 200 to suck your dick"

Eh im not that skint sorry

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Had a few marriage proposals. Obviously I accepted

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just the usual weird and sick requests, fart in my face (doesn't he know a lady doesn't do that sort of thing

) play with their dog

Wear their sisters underwear, have sex in their family members bed (I can't bring myself to say who) use a knife on their balls and scat. That's some of the messages I get.

They are all blocked and reported "

Blocked I can understand but reported? Why report what some folk see as 'normal' (animals and knives excepted of course)

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

'I will drive a 700 mile round trip for you to kick me as hard as you can in the balls, while I film it'.

Erm, no.

Apparently there are no women in the Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one who talked about his dreams of hhaving sex with his Mum wanted to role play them with me

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Just the usual weird and sick requests, fart in my face (doesn't he know a lady doesn't do that sort of thing

) play with their dog

Wear their sisters underwear, have sex in their family members bed (I can't bring myself to say who) use a knife on their balls and scat. That's some of the messages I get.

They are all blocked and reported

Blocked I can understand but reported? Why report what some folk see as 'normal' (animals and knives excepted of course)"

If you think I'm going to go to the trouble of explaining why they should be reported you are sadly mistaken

The only one that wasn't reported was the farting one

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness

Wanting to watch G with a hair dryer

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just the usual weird and sick requests, fart in my face (doesn't he know a lady doesn't do that sort of thing

) play with their dog

Wear their sisters underwear, have sex in their family members bed (I can't bring myself to say who) use a knife on their balls and scat. That's some of the messages I get.

They are all blocked and reported

Blocked I can understand but reported? Why report what some folk see as 'normal' (animals and knives excepted of course)

If you think I'm going to go to the trouble of explaining why they should be reported you are sadly mistaken

The only one that wasn't reported was the farting one "

Each to their own. Having sex in someone else's bed is hardly criminal though

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Just the usual weird and sick requests, fart in my face (doesn't he know a lady doesn't do that sort of thing

) play with their dog

Wear their sisters underwear, have sex in their family members bed (I can't bring myself to say who) use a knife on their balls and scat. That's some of the messages I get.

They are all blocked and reported

Blocked I can understand but reported? Why report what some folk see as 'normal' (animals and knives excepted of course)

If you think I'm going to go to the trouble of explaining why they should be reported you are sadly mistaken

The only one that wasn't reported was the farting one

Each to their own. Having sex in someone else's bed is hardly criminal though"

I didn't actually tell you who's bed did I and I'm not planning on telling you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a tv (not a very convincing one) ask if I could find a female to fuck in front of then while they played with themselves and clean up afterwards

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just the usual weird and sick requests, fart in my face (doesn't he know a lady doesn't do that sort of thing

) play with their dog

Wear their sisters underwear, have sex in their family members bed (I can't bring myself to say who) use a knife on their balls and scat. That's some of the messages I get.

They are all blocked and reported

Blocked I can understand but reported? Why report what some folk see as 'normal' (animals and knives excepted of course)

If you think I'm going to go to the trouble of explaining why they should be reported you are sadly mistaken

The only one that wasn't reported was the farting one

Each to their own. Having sex in someone else's bed is hardly criminal though

I didn't actually tell you who's bed did I and I'm not planning on telling you "

I'm not asking you to nor fishing for you to reveal. Just an opinion that the things you mention seem a bit harsh to be reported for, again with the exception of animals and weapons.

Life would be very boring if everyone held the same opinion

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Just the usual weird and sick requests, fart in my face (doesn't he know a lady doesn't do that sort of thing

) play with their dog

Wear their sisters underwear, have sex in their family members bed (I can't bring myself to say who) use a knife on their balls and scat. That's some of the messages I get.

They are all blocked and reported

Blocked I can understand but reported? Why report what some folk see as 'normal' (animals and knives excepted of course)

If you think I'm going to go to the trouble of explaining why they should be reported you are sadly mistaken

The only one that wasn't reported was the farting one

Each to their own. Having sex in someone else's bed is hardly criminal though

I didn't actually tell you who's bed did I and I'm not planning on telling you

I'm not asking you to nor fishing for you to reveal. Just an opinion that the things you mention seem a bit harsh to be reported for, again with the exception of animals and weapons.

Life would be very boring if everyone held the same opinion"
so you think its ok to wear others clothes without their knowledge or to use anothers bed without thier knowledge. I picked from the post that this was the abhorrent side of it.i know if I came home and found dicksplat69 having his end away in my bed I would be none to happy

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just the usual weird and sick requests, fart in my face (doesn't he know a lady doesn't do that sort of thing

) play with their dog

Wear their sisters underwear, have sex in their family members bed (I can't bring myself to say who) use a knife on their balls and scat. That's some of the messages I get.

They are all blocked and reported

Blocked I can understand but reported? Why report what some folk see as 'normal' (animals and knives excepted of course)

If you think I'm going to go to the trouble of explaining why they should be reported you are sadly mistaken

The only one that wasn't reported was the farting one

Each to their own. Having sex in someone else's bed is hardly criminal though

I didn't actually tell you who's bed did I and I'm not planning on telling you

I'm not asking you to nor fishing for you to reveal. Just an opinion that the things you mention seem a bit harsh to be reported for, again with the exception of animals and weapons.

Life would be very boring if everyone held the same opinionso you think its ok to wear others clothes without their knowledge or to use anothers bed without thier knowledge. I picked from the post that this was the abhorrent side of it.i know if I came home and found dicksplat69 having his end away in my bed I would be none to happy"

Im not disagreeing that it's strange and normal folk wouldn't entertain it.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I'm not asking you to nor fishing for you to reveal. Just an opinion that the things you mention seem a bit harsh to be reported for, again with the exception of animals and weapons.

Life would be very boring if everyone held the same opinion"

You seem to have a bee in your bonnet about this. Listen to your own words. Life WOULD be a very boring place if we all held the same opinion, I agree.

You've heard my opinion and I've heard yours. They are different which you must be glad about because we wouldn't want things to get boring now would we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was asked couple years ago on fab by a guy to meet him at his house wear his mrs wedding dress so he cud fuck me while i wore it

I actually thot it was a joke so been the sarky wummin i can be at times i replied with sarky humour HE took offence at my humour and blocked ME coz i offended him by not taking him serious hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some people are looking wild lol

The thing about crushing the rat, that's sick. Just watched a thing about it on YouTube, its called crushing porn videos on where women wearing high heels get paid hundreds or thousands to crush kittins, puppies any baby animal on live webcam.

Can only be found on the dark web through a lot of red doors. Someone into this sick stuff must be into god knows what (boak)

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By *ostEligibleBachelorMan
over a year ago

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"'I will drive a 700 mile round trip for you to kick me as hard as you can in the balls, while I film it'.

Erm, no.

Apparently there are no women in the Midlands

Ha ha, this reminded me of a similar expression... Something like "I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear your fart through a walkie talkie" or something. There are loads of variants.

Obviously your one the guy was being serious though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy messaged me "I'll give you 200 to suck your dick"

Eh im not that skint sorry

I got the exact same message, thought why not.

So sent my cousin Dick round. He wasn't best pleased mind but he got a blow job out it and I slipped him a ton to soften the blow.

Soften the blow, get it?! I'm here all week folks boom boom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed with a lass I didn't know very well n she pipes up mid fun...."Do you want to bring a knife through?"

"It's ok I'll only cut myself!"

Ehhhmmm NO!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was asked couple years ago on fab by a guy to meet him at his house wear his mrs wedding dress so he cud fuck me while i wore it

I actually thot it was a joke so been the sarky wummin i can be at times i replied with sarky humour HE took offence at my humour and blocked ME coz i offended him by not taking him serious hahaha "

We had this also well.similar he wanted me to wear my wedding dress .

I just laughed it off . But he was serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy sending me message after message for nearly a week asking me what I wanted to put in his ass.

I eventually gave up and replied an unopened tin of Campbell's condensed chicken soup...he read it and didn't reply.

I went and bought it special too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy sending me message after message for nearly a week asking me what I wanted to put in his ass.

I eventually gave up and replied an unopened tin of Campbell's condensed chicken soup...he read it and didn't reply.

I went and bought it special too..."

Might use this one

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.

"I had a guy sending me message after message for nearly a week asking me what I wanted to put in his ass.

I eventually gave up and replied an unopened tin of Campbell's condensed chicken soup...he read it and didn't reply.

I went and bought it special too..."

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I don't think I've had any yey. I feel like I'm missing out lol xxxxx

Maybe your benchmark for weird is so tolerant you hadn't noticed. Or maybe you're the one with the weird requests. Either way I'm sure you'll now receive a few

I think it's more because I have filters on. Xxxxx

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

To smell my feet

I wouldn't even smell them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make me pregnant

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"To make me pregnant

That's so wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To make me pregnant

That's so wrong!

Ano was only this morning it happened

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"To make me pregnant

That's so wrong!

Ano was only this morning it happened

I don't know who would agree to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To make me pregnant

That's so wrong!

Ano was only this morning it happened

I don't know who would agree to that "
lol people are crazy, its apparently a big fetish, I've been asked to get people pregnant before, said no coz I just know it would backfire on me somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To make me pregnant

That's so wrong!

Ano was only this morning it happened

I don't know who would agree to that lol people are crazy, its apparently a big fetish, I've been asked to get people pregnant before, said no coz I just know it would backfire on me somehow"

There shouldn't even be a reason should just be a no lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To make me pregnant

That's so wrong!

Ano was only this morning it happened

I don't know who would agree to that lol people are crazy, its apparently a big fetish, I've been asked to get people pregnant before, said no coz I just know it would backfire on me somehow

There shouldn't even be a reason should just be a no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I thought this was a strange request, a girl posted, only inteligent people who can read msg me! Only problem I thought with her request was, unfortunately thick people who can't read will still msg her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I had never met asked me to go away for the weekend!

I broke out in a sweat. That's like commitment. Weirdo.

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I once had a couple who asked me to have do bareback with the woman (something I would never ever consider) and to give her a "Creampie"!

After this he wanted to in their words "clean it up"

Boak!!!

Instant block from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes any messages that don't start 'Fancy a fuck?' could be seen to be a strange request on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few years ago i was asked by a Woman in Aberdeen to go Dogging.

No bother Darlin ..ahll be there in 4 hours ..

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