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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being the rabble rouser that I am that does not follow the rules, I bought some VEET while in ASDA. Thought it might be more attractive to potential lovers! The first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my bollocks and hoop. with the supplied crappy applicator which is a poor attempt at a spatula. Now my bollocks and rusty sheriffs badge that I knew and loved are gone now. replaced with a maroon colored bag of agony which sends stingy shots of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing or if I sit down. I am suffering so that other guys don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON AND BOLLOCKS AND HOOP.

I'll still mark VEET 10/10 tho because despite the fact that my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Being the rabble rouser that I am that does not follow the rules, I bought some VEET while in ASDA. Thought it might be more attractive to potential lovers! The first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my bollocks and hoop. with the supplied crappy applicator which is a poor attempt at a spatula. Now my bollocks and rusty sheriffs badge that I knew and loved are gone now. replaced with a maroon colored bag of agony which sends stingy shots of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing or if I sit down. I am suffering so that other guys don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON AND BOLLOCKS AND HOOP.

I'll still mark VEET 10/10 tho because despite the fact that my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless "

A wax would have hurt less!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antihistamine and calamine lotion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks I'll think I'll have trouble driving at the moment best I think I can do is a cold bath...hi 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures or it didn't happen

10/10 for providing a giggle

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You been reading the veet for men reviews on Amazon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need to get off FAB and sort out this emergency ASAP

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I need to get off FAB and sort out this emergency ASAP "

NHS24 111 xx good luck and ouch!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you allercic to it mate, I never have any problems with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe you allercic to it mate, I never have any problems with it"
allergic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You been reading the veet for men reviews on Amazon "

Now those are hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is making me laugh!

Sudocreme is your friend.

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Put in nappy rash cream you will be as good as new tomorrow. Try the sensitive one and half the time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You been reading the veet for men reviews on Amazon "
just read that also, its almost word for word!

Op your either Andrew from the amazon review or your just being funny

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's not really for those regions. If you must, then use the sensitive stuff, and only leave it on for the advised times.

Other than that OUCH!

I can relate as I once put it on a cut by mistake, and recently used the normal stuff and it burnt my legs in less than half the advised time.

Mandy

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"It's not really for those regions. If you must, then use the sensitive stuff, and only leave it on for the advised times.

Other than that OUCH!

I can relate as I once put it on a cut by mistake, and recently used the normal stuff and it burnt my legs in less than half the advised time.

Mandy"

I concur with all of the above..

I use veet all the time. I've been were you are. Especially around the ball sack. Ouch indeed. Takes a little while for the skin to recover.

However as above says, veet sensitive and heed the time limits. Also prep a little. Better results with a short hair rather than long growth. So a trim first with beard trimmer is handy also. You'll be smooth as a good wax, with less pain, and incredibly sensitive to touch straight after, which is amazing if you have a ladies lips around them.

Live and learn, you'll remember next time...

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You been reading the veet for men reviews on Amazon just read that also, its almost word for word!

Op your either Andrew from the amazon review or your just being funny "

It sure is. I've read them so many times I recognised straight away it was one of the reviews changed slightly.

I love the reviews on Amazon but op you actually have people thinking you are serious and giving you advice

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Thanks for posting this. You've just saved my man from the agony as he was going to try it for this weekend lol xxxxx

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Thanks for posting this. You've just saved my man from the agony as he was going to try it for this weekend lol xxxxx"

Heswall be fine chick if you get the nair sensitive half the time advised and straight after he's washed off lager in sudocrem. Or any nappy cream he x will be right as rain x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I love the reviews on Amazon but op you actually have people thinking you are serious and giving you advice "

I feel conned!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I used it regularly without issue until a day before a meet and within second it started burning. I immediately washed it off, but not before it had actually broken the skin in areas. Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You been reading the veet for men reviews on Amazon just read that also, its almost word for word!

Op your either Andrew from the amazon review or your just being funny

It sure is. I've read them so many times I recognised straight away it was one of the reviews changed slightly.

I love the reviews on Amazon but op you actually have people thinking you are serious and giving you advice "

The joys of social media, passing off others words as your own just to get attention.

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