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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Right Christmas rant time!

As it was my last day off before Christmas I decided to brave the food shopping, went to M&S and Morrisons!

I expected them to be busy due to the proximity with Christmas! The problem is women!!!!!

Why on earth do you insist on abandoning your trolly in the middle of the Isle, blocking it for everyone else whilst you compare tins of soup?

Even worse are the ones, particularly pensioners who think it's a social day out deciding to stop and chat to every other person they make eye contact with!

I'm for having men only supermarket hours, let's face it we would only need one hour because we go and get it without all the pondering, indecisiveness and social contact!

I'm lucky I'm not easily annoyed!!!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I've had to deal with plenty of men doing the exact same thing, it's not gender specific

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Right Christmas rant time!

As it was my last day off before Christmas I decided to brave the food shopping, went to M&S and Morrisons!

I expected them to be busy due to the proximity with Christmas! The problem is women!!!!!

Why on earth do you insist on abandoning your trolly in the middle of the Isle, blocking it for everyone else whilst you compare tins of soup?

Even worse are the ones, particularly pensioners who think it's a social day out deciding to stop and chat to every other person they make eye contact with!

I'm for having men only supermarket hours, let's face it we would only need one hour because we go and get it without all the pondering, indecisiveness and social contact!

I'm lucky I'm not easily annoyed!!!!!

Merry Christmas!!!"
men only supermarket hours sounds amazing!!!!

Can we also have men only gift buying and men only wrapping that way all us women could have a lot less stressful time at Christmas doing the biggest majority of it all by ourselves.. Ta muchy would be very grateful lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I've had to deal with plenty of men doing the exact same thing, it's not gender specific "

I agree - it's men and women of all ages

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"men only supermarket hours sounds amazing!!!!

Can we also have men only gift buying and men only wrapping that way all us women could have a lot less stressful time at Christmas doing the biggest majority of it all by ourselves.. Ta muchy would be very grateful lol "

Not sure about that, some presents would be a right dogs dinner!

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"Right Christmas rant time!

As it was my last day off before Christmas I decided to brave the food shopping, went to M&S and Morrisons!

I expected them to be busy due to the proximity with Christmas! The problem is women!!!!!

Why on earth do you insist on abandoning your trolly in the middle of the Isle, blocking it for everyone else whilst you compare tins of soup?

Even worse are the ones, particularly pensioners who think it's a social day out deciding to stop and chat to every other person they make eye contact with!

I'm for having men only supermarket hours, let's face it we would only need one hour because we go and get it without all the pondering, indecisiveness and social contact!

I'm lucky I'm not easily annoyed!!!!!

Merry Christmas!!!men only supermarket hours sounds amazing!!!!

Can we also have men only gift buying and men only wrapping that way all us women could have a lot less stressful time at Christmas doing the biggest majority of it all by ourselves.. Ta muchy would be very grateful lol "

It's a deal!

One of the only things I miss about being married is having to do all the gift shopping and wrapping myself!

Vouchers and gift bags are my friend!!!

Women are just better at that kind of thing!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"men only supermarket hours sounds amazing!!!!

Can we also have men only gift buying and men only wrapping that way all us women could have a lot less stressful time at Christmas doing the biggest majority of it all by ourselves.. Ta muchy would be very grateful lol

Not sure about that, some presents would be a right dogs dinner! "
yeah exactly will let their loved ones know who does it better

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Right Christmas rant time!

As it was my last day off before Christmas I decided to brave the food shopping, went to M&S and Morrisons!

I expected them to be busy due to the proximity with Christmas! The problem is women!!!!!

Why on earth do you insist on abandoning your trolly in the middle of the Isle, blocking it for everyone else whilst you compare tins of soup?

Even worse are the ones, particularly pensioners who think it's a social day out deciding to stop and chat to every other person they make eye contact with!

I'm for having men only supermarket hours, let's face it we would only need one hour because we go and get it without all the pondering, indecisiveness and social contact!

I'm lucky I'm not easily annoyed!!!!!

Merry Christmas!!!men only supermarket hours sounds amazing!!!!

Can we also have men only gift buying and men only wrapping that way all us women could have a lot less stressful time at Christmas doing the biggest majority of it all by ourselves.. Ta muchy would be very grateful lol

It's a deal!

One of the only things I miss about being married is having to do all the gift shopping and wrapping myself!

Vouchers and gift bags are my friend!!!

Women are just better at that kind of thing!"
agreed

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"men only supermarket hours sounds amazing!!!!

Can we also have men only gift buying and men only wrapping that way all us women could have a lot less stressful time at Christmas doing the biggest majority of it all by ourselves.. Ta muchy would be very grateful lol

Not sure about that, some presents would be a right dogs dinner! yeah exactly will let their loved ones know who does it better "

But ladies.......you've missed a trick here......

Stand outside and perv them as they go in, then grab the one you want on their way out

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"men only supermarket hours sounds amazing!!!!

Can we also have men only gift buying and men only wrapping that way all us women could have a lot less stressful time at Christmas doing the biggest majority of it all by ourselves.. Ta muchy would be very grateful lol

Not sure about that, some presents would be a right dogs dinner! yeah exactly will let their loved ones know who does it better

But ladies.......you've missed a trick here......

Stand outside and perv them as they go in, then grab the one you want on their way out "
ohhh no no can't be putting them off their tasks for the day Andy they have job to do lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"men only supermarket hours sounds amazing!!!!

Can we also have men only gift buying and men only wrapping that way all us women could have a lot less stressful time at Christmas doing the biggest majority of it all by ourselves.. Ta muchy would be very grateful lol

Not sure about that, some presents would be a right dogs dinner! yeah exactly will let their loved ones know who does it better

But ladies.......you've missed a trick here......

Stand outside and perv them as they go in, then grab the one you want on their way out ohhh no no can't be putting them off their tasks for the day Andy they have job to do lol "

That's why you grab them on their way OUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are worse! They leave trollies in the middle of the aisle, they pick up two tins, look at the prices, the labels, then choose another two. Then they decide they don't want it after all.

Buggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the effing shelf stackers that leave their trollies in the way. Cant they use rucksacks?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"men only supermarket hours sounds amazing!!!!

Can we also have men only gift buying and men only wrapping that way all us women could have a lot less stressful time at Christmas doing the biggest majority of it all by ourselves.. Ta muchy would be very grateful lol

Not sure about that, some presents would be a right dogs dinner! yeah exactly will let their loved ones know who does it better

But ladies.......you've missed a trick here......

Stand outside and perv them as they go in, then grab the one you want on their way out ohhh no no can't be putting them off their tasks for the day Andy they have job to do lol

That's why you grab them on their way OUT "
no because they sill have to get home and put it all away wouldn't want for defrosting and going off lol

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Although I share your pain o.p male only supermarkets are doomed to fail.

Ladies back me up what happens when the man goes out to do the shopping?

They come back with half the essential things but spent all the money on crap. Am I correct lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Although I share your pain o.p male only supermarkets are doomed to fail.

Ladies back me up what happens when the man goes out to do the shopping?

They come back with half the essential things but spent all the money on crap. Am I correct lol xxxxx"

Yep I usually go shopping for food and come back with wine

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Although I share your pain o.p male only supermarkets are doomed to fail.

Ladies back me up what happens when the man goes out to do the shopping?

They come back with half the essential things but spent all the money on crap. Am I correct lol xxxxx

Yep I usually go shopping for food and come back with wine "

Actually that sounds pretty good lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for Tesco's I know these problems all too well, but being honest it's men and women that abandon trolleys etc.

The staff develop cat like reflexes for the sudden trolley halts and group gatherings at the ends of the isle's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right Christmas rant time!

As it was my last day off before Christmas I decided to brave the food shopping, went to M&S and Morrisons!

I expected them to be busy due to the proximity with Christmas! The problem is women!!!!!

Why on earth do you insist on abandoning your trolly in the middle of the Isle, blocking it for everyone else whilst you compare tins of soup?

Even worse are the ones, particularly pensioners who think it's a social day out deciding to stop and chat to every other person they make eye contact with!

I'm for having men only supermarket hours, let's face it we would only need one hour because we go and get it without all the pondering, indecisiveness and social contact!

I'm lucky I'm not easily annoyed!!!!!

Merry Christmas!!!"

Hooooraaaaay pmsl, btw I pushed someone's trolley out the way in Asda and got called an arsehole today. I didn't even turn round, just pointed my hand and made a V

Hate shopping this time of year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to deal with men coming up to me in clothes shop asking me what I thought of dresses for there partners. Battered by bags left right and centre. And near run over by some old woman in one of them electric buggy things. Wouldn't mind but I only went in to get myself a dress for a night out and came away with nothing. Merry Christmas!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Slightly off topic what about watching the staff loading the reduced section taking their lives in their hands women and men trying to grab the bargains before they hit the shelf

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

Sainsburies raploch deserves a special mention for its eye candy offerings....the cakes look delicious. As for the chocolates....until the 6 yr old niece reminds the world your number 1 uncle

Chocolate keeping femmes silent for over six hundred years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be a man then. I hate food shopping. Trolley dash for me. In and out as quick as. And I'm also shite at wrapping presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would a man be doing in a supermarket?

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