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 . That's not a problem, but I can't find a Santa suit to fit.... 
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"Dear Deirdre I have a friend with a Santa fetish . That's not a problem, but I can't find a Santa suit to fit....
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Wannabe Santa "Stop eating all the mince pies Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I have a friend with a Santa fetish . That's not a problem, but I can't find a Santa suit to fit....
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Stop eating all the mince pies
Your welcome "Can I still eat lemon cake? I've still got one to eat that I was given last night plus 3 small pieces of lemon cheesecake cake slices  | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I have a friend with a Santa fetish . That's not a problem, but I can't find a Santa suit to fit....
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Stop eating all the mince pies
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Can I still eat lemon cake? I've still got one to eat that I was given last night plus 3 small pieces of lemon cheesecake cake slices "Step away from the sweet treats if you want to get Santa's hot bod. Try the reindeer diet instead. Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I'm working away from home this coming week and wondering if I should travel back and forth or stay in Fife to avoid the traffic jams caused by the bridge closure? Just can't decide! Any advice?" Take some helicopter lessons and fly back and forward to work. It will save hassle of driving. Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Deirdre I'm working away from home this coming week and wondering if I should travel back and forth or stay in Fife to avoid the traffic jams caused by the bridge closure? Just can't decide! Any advice? Take some helicopter lessons and fly back and forward to work. It will save hassle of driving. Your welcome" Thanks! I might have left it a wee bit late! But will get on it straight away  | |||
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"Dear Deirdre....i got a thing for a woman that i like. I want to kiss her bum. How do i tell her...should i be upfront or use subtle hints... Thanks" Say this I'm not a pushy guy and won't try it on with you but a little snog at the end of the night would be good on your big fat arse. So spread em sweet cheeks Your welcome | |||
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"Hi. Theres a boy in my bed and he won't leave.. Help.  "Tell him you've fallen in love with him and you really hope he got you pregnant last night. That will get him running out the door with his keks round his ankles I no time Your welcome | |||
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"I've had a cancellation and now have 4 hours to kill b4 my next call what should I do currently just stopped at macdonalds in dumbarton foe a bite to eat" Arrange a meet to kill the time Your welcome | |||
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"I've had a cancellation and now have 4 hours to kill b4 my next call what should I do currently just stopped at macdonalds in dumbarton foe a bite to eat Arrange a meet to kill the time Your welcome" I wish only person I'm chatting to is busy but if your offering hehe but on a serius note any ladies fancy coffee and cake over next couple hours feel free to mail me and I will pay for the coffee and cake what more can u ask for | |||
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"I've had a cancellation and now have 4 hours to kill b4 my next call what should I do currently just stopped at macdonalds in dumbarton foe a bite to eat Arrange a meet to kill the time Your welcome I wish only person I'm chatting to is busy but if your offering hehe but on a serius note any ladies fancy coffee and cake over next couple hours feel free to mail me and I will pay for the coffee and cake what more can u ask for" Get your own thread I don't have any adverts on here. This is a serious thread for people with problems. Your welcome | |||
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"Please help I seem to have lost my halo. I keep getting up to mischief. I want to be a good girl so much but I really am struggling Please help I don't no where else to turn "Poundland sells them. I suggest you stock up Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Diedre Every since I was told to clean my plate when I was wee, I now find it difficult to leave food uneaten and I'm concerned I'll become a fat bastard! Help " Get your mouth wired shut then you won't have that problem. Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Diedre Every since I was told to clean my plate when I was wee, I now find it difficult to leave food uneaten and I'm concerned I'll become a fat bastard! Help Get your mouth wired shut then you won't have that problem. Your welcome " | |||
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"Dear Derdrie , my favourite person on hear won't talk to me , what should I do "Send them a really rude message then block them so they can't reply and find a new favourite Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Derdrie , my favourite person on hear won't talk to me , what should I do "I'm sure we all have been passed over for whatever reason though better to know it's over than left hanging | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, The group of Fab peers I associate with have made irreversible assumptions about my sexuality. How can I get them to see the real me? Yours in hope, Portland " I suggest you step out the closet in your feet mitts and show them the real you. They won't make any assumptions after that
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"Dear deirdre, I was in company last night and one of the couples were joking about doing the double bubble or getting the double bubble, everyone laughed and I laughed because I didn't want to be the only one who didn't know what they were talking about, turns out none of the others knew either, I'm assuming it's something sexual but can't think what it means, can you help? Xx" Well I'm guessing by this question you've never heard of Google either. It's when a woman gives a blow job to a man. She pushes the gum over the end of his cock in a condom like fashion. When he cums the end will fill like a balloon where she can then burst said balloon on her face covering herself in a jizzy gum mix Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, The group of Fab peers I associate with have made irreversible assumptions about my sexuality. How can I get them to see the real me? Yours in hope, Portland I suggest you step out the closet in your feet mitts and show them the real you. They won't make any assumptions after that
Your welcome "Thanks as always. I shall burst out of the closet in splendid technicolour and tell my fellow Kikers the news they have long awaited! | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, The group of Fab peers I associate with have made irreversible assumptions about my sexuality. How can I get them to see the real me? Yours in hope, Portland I suggest you step out the closet in your feet mitts and show them the real you. They won't make any assumptions after that
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Thanks as always. I shall burst out of the closet in splendid technicolour and tell my fellow Kikers the news they have long awaited!
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"Dear Derdrie, I suspect I may have offended someone unintentionally but have no idea how or why they are offended, do I barrel in and ask them or wait until they cool off? Any advice on making amends? Thanks" If they are easily offended then they are no use to you. Find friends with thick skin. Your welcome | |||
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"Am struggling to decide which Xmas gift I give to Mr f this year!!! Will be that big fat sweet feck aw like last yearlol or will I surprise with box of his favourite thing to do.... (skud books n dvd's lol ) Or a loving massage of superglue on pam so he never need to let go of his baws lol decisions decisions haha anyone have any ideas plz let me hear lol thanks "What about a ball scratcher Your welcome | |||
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"I've got to get a bus in to town in an hour to collect my car. It's cold and dark and will take over an hour. Can you tell me how to make this experience more appealing? " Take a taxi instead. Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Deidre, I seem to have temporarily mislaid my Bothy. You haven't any idea of his whereabouts have you? Have you got him? Jintz x "I have him. He's has his mouth full at the moment but will be back with you soon Your welcome | |||
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"Dear anybody. I really wish I knew what I want. Love fab suits me most times. There times when I'm ill I wish there was someone to make me that cupa. Give me that hug. Iv meet so great people who care about me so much. However my guard is still up. What changes should I make in 2016 ??" Get a cat Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Deidre, I seem to have temporarily mislaid my Bothy. You haven't any idea of his whereabouts have you? Have you got him? Jintz x
I have him. He's has his mouth full at the moment but will be back with you soon
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"Dear Derdrie, I suspect I may have offended someone unintentionally but have no idea how or why they are offended, do I barrel in and ask them or wait until they cool off? Any advice on making amends? Thanks If they are easily offended then they are no use to you. Find friends with thick skin. Your welcome" Good advise, moving on. | |||
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 ) at the time I'm looking to meet but not one response.
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"Dear deardrie (k) I have posted meets and have my looking to meet up and have done this time and time again over my time being in fab. I have mailed several people even ones I do talk to, I can even accom (at home ) at the time I'm looking to meet but not one response.
Any ideas or do I stick on the porn lol "You have had meets and your a lovely guy so I'm sure you will get more. Maybe try one of the socials and posting on the forum helps you get to know the lovely women on here In the mean time get the porn on Your welcome | |||
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"Dear deardrie Help ! How can u get the Mrs to morning sex please I have tried but failed "If you can't get her interested in morning sex just bring another woman in at bedtime so when you wake up in the morning she's there ready and willing and your wife can sleep on without the hassle of having to say no to you every morning Your welcome | |||
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"Dear deardrie (k) I have posted meets and have my looking to meet up and have done this time and time again over my time being in fab. I have mailed several people even ones I do talk to, I can even accom (at home ) at the time I'm looking to meet but not one response.
Any ideas or do I stick on the porn lol
You have had meets and your a lovely guy so I'm sure you will get more. Maybe try one of the socials and posting on the forum helps you get to know the lovely women on here
In the mean time get the porn on
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"Dear Deirdre I've somehow over order on cake and biscuits how will I get rid of the leftovers Thanks "Is there such a thing as over ordering cake and biscuits, I think not. But if you don't think you wont manage them all you should get down to your local church and stick a poster up for a new knitting club at your gaff. The cakes and biscuits with be troffed in no time by all those sweet little grannies. Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, Will you ever spell "you're welcome" correctly or have your spellcheck fixed? You're welcome. Random. "Is it unreasonable of me to have expected such a comment to have been properly punctuated? As to the grammatical imprecision... | |||
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"Should I be ashamed of prefering pies to cakes." All the best people prefer pies. Never be ashamed of what you prefer Your welcome | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, Will you ever spell "you're welcome" correctly or have your spellcheck fixed? You're welcome. Random. "Frankly my dear I don't give a dam. When I get to the point of having to correct myself for fear of bothering you I will be a very sad lonely woman. YOUR welcome | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, Will you ever spell "you're welcome" correctly or have your spellcheck fixed? You're welcome. Random.
Frankly my dear I don't give a dam. When I get to the point of having to correct myself for fear of bothering you I will be a very sad lonely woman.
YOUR welcome " | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, Will you ever spell "you're welcome" correctly or have your spellcheck fixed? You're welcome. Random. "You beat me to it | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, Will you ever spell "you're welcome" correctly or have your spellcheck fixed? You're welcome. Random.
Frankly my dear I don't give a dam. When I get to the point of having to correct myself for fear of bothering you I will be a very sad lonely woman.
YOUR welcome "Yeah. Seriously. Sort out You're speeling  | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, Will you ever spell "you're welcome" correctly or have your spellcheck fixed? You're welcome. Random.
Frankly my dear I don't give a dam. When I get to the point of having to correct myself for fear of bothering you I will be a very sad lonely woman.
YOUR welcome "See me after class, Fab Fem and bend over the desk. Your in for a caning. | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, Will you ever spell "you're welcome" correctly or have your spellcheck fixed? You're welcome. Random.
Frankly my dear I don't give a dam. When I get to the point of having to correct myself for fear of bothering you I will be a very sad lonely woman.
YOUR welcome
See me after class, Fab Fem and bend over the desk.
Your in for a caning. "Only if you get the pics lol | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, Will you ever spell "you're welcome" correctly or have your spellcheck fixed? You're welcome. Random.
Frankly my dear I don't give a dam. When I get to the point of having to correct myself for fear of bothering you I will be a very sad lonely woman.
YOUR welcome
See me after class, Fab Fem and bend over the desk.
Your in for a caning. "Oh...... yes Sir | |||
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"Can u not spoke proper England Sake " Ducking he'll. Your worse than Fab Fem | |||
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"Can u not spoke proper England Sake Ducking he'll. Your worse than Fab Fem "Rhoose feckin ducks again | |||
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"Dear Deirdre, Will you ever spell "you're welcome" correctly or have your spellcheck fixed? You're welcome. Random.
Frankly my dear I don't give a dam. When I get to the point of having to correct myself for fear of bothering you I will be a very sad lonely woman.
YOUR welcome
See me after class, Fab Fem and bend over the desk.
Your in for a caning.
Oh...... yes Sir "It's detention and six of the best for you, young lady. | |||
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" See me after class, Fab Fem and bend over the desk. Your in for a caning.
Oh...... yes Sir
It's detention and six of the best for you, young lady. "Sorry sir. Please be gentle, I'm a peach | |||
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" See me after class, Fab Fem and bend over the desk. Your in for a caning.
Oh...... yes Sir
It's detention and six of the best for you, young lady.
Sorry sir. Please be gentle, I'm a peach "Poor grammar is no laughing matter Fab Fem, as you'll discover in detention. You may not be able to sit down for a while... | |||
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" See me after class, Fab Fem and bend over the desk. Your in for a caning.
Oh...... yes Sir
It's detention and six of the best for you, young lady.
Sorry sir. Please be gentle, I'm a peach
Poor grammar is no laughing matter Fab Fem, as you'll discover in detention.
You may not be able to sit down for a while... "I'm sure you'll kiss it better | |||
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" See me after class, Fab Fem and bend over the desk. Your in for a caning.
Oh...... yes Sir
It's detention and six of the best for you, young lady.
Sorry sir. Please be gentle, I'm a peach
Poor grammar is no laughing matter Fab Fem, as you'll discover in detention.
You may not be able to sit down for a while...
I'm sure you'll kiss it better "With that rear, it would be a sin not to. See me anytime, Fab Fem, I'll write you a permanent hall pass.  | |||
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