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Why does Santa have a big sack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He only comes once a year

Your turn - need some giggles on this rotten Wednesday!

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By *uperboabyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Why doesn't Santa have any kids?

Because he always wraps hos package

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why doesn't Santa have any kids?

Because he always wraps hos package "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The downside of being a bomb disposal technician?

It takes six hours to open my Christmas gifts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down,

"Right" says the Englishman "we need to each take a thing that will help us out, so I'll take the water for when we get thirsty"

"In that case I'll take the food in case we get hungry" says the Scotsman

"I'll take the car door" says the Irishman

"What do you want to take the car door for" ask the other two

"Well if it gets too hot I can wind the window down"

Mr

(Apologies for any racial stereotyping)

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By *ero StressMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Why did the 1 handed man cross the road

To get to the 2nd hand shop

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By *ero StressMan
over a year ago

Scotland

A rabbit walks into the pub asks for the toastie of the day cheese and ham and a pint next day toastie of the day tuna and cheese and a pint this goes on for 2 weeks then barman dusnt see the rabbit for a week till he's sees the ghost of the rabbit he asks what happened to u did the dog get u

Rabbit replies no I died of miximatoasties

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By *ero StressMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Guess that's me banned from forum for the standard of my jokes hehe

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