FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can only say at christmas

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Things you can only say at Christmas :

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang..

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

any more ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. Fantastic!x

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

It stays so much more moist if you stuff it with a lemon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a plump, moist bird, well stuffed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to see inside those stockings! !

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

hah

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Can I have extra stuffing please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets see what Santa has in his sack for you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If I help you empty your sack will you help me fill my stockings ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon and sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you'd like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only say you prefer breasts at Xmas?

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw mummy kissing Santa claus, underneath the mistletoe last night!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

when your finished stuffing the bird can you do me next ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my cracker

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Does u r cracker have a surprise in it in it

I love crackers with a surprise in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure does,, give it a pull and see !!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

did you roast your nuts on the open fire ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl nawty miss d, just wat I needed to cheer me up, class ! Lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Pmsl nawty miss d, just wat I needed to cheer me up, class ! Lol"
anything to make people smile

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

He comes once a year ,but only if you've been very good ....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If santa gets stuck up the chimney can I yank him out

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