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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My wee one disappeared before bedtime so I went upstairs to check on him. While I was there I nipped into the bathroom for a wee. Sat down on the toilet and here he came wandering in looking between my legs and asking "mummy where's your boaby?"

Told him mummy doesn't have a boaby but I have a flower. Off he runs and comes back shouting "mummy found your boaby!!!"

Mhmm someone had been raking through my bag and brought me my dildo lol

Anyone else been shown up from the kiddies?

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I was talking to my niece and nephew once and he was talking about me being their mum's big sister.

She piped up "you're 55, eh?" *tumble* ... "No, I'm 35". There was a moment where she just looked at me, then said "oh", put her head down and carried on with her colouring.

I was beyond chuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many funny incidents with my boys.

The one where they invited the train conductor for dinner because mum didn't have a boyfriend was the worst

Or the mum has big boobs chat full volume in the supermarket when they were smaller

My eldest asking me if I had protection when I was going on a night out once was also pretty cringeworthy

Plus I'm in no doubt they have all been in 'that box' when looking for batteries. They seem to mysteriously go missing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your kid uses the word boaby smh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your kid uses the word boaby smh. "

I'd prefer he called it that than what some young boys call it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few years back now when I was with the kids mum we went shopping in tesco my son was only about 3 at the time needed to go pee so off we went while his mom was waiting at the clothes area with his sister.

Anyway after we had been to the toilet he come running out away from myself got to his mum and in the middle of tesco shouting to his mum

my daddy's got a big winky

Lets just say his mums face went bright red and mine but afterwards we laughed about it and said trust Lucas to come out with that

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

On a recent overnight trip with my sister and our two grandsons. my sister was in shower cubicle .... The oldest one looked in and asked if it was just a little shower ...no said she it's really big..... oh said he it looks little with u inside! !! I pmsl .....He had no idea he had just called her large (aged 6)

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Took the kids swimming recently. Questions asked included why do my legs wobble (because they're fat, thanks) and why do I have two green balls stuck to my boob (show and tell on nipple piercings)

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Sat on a packed bus with my then 3 year old who had recently becoming interested in time, and time pieces. Only she couldn't say the letter L. So without warning she begins pointing to a nearby man's crotch and shouting mummy look at that man's cock

Off course she meant his "clock" or watch, on his wrist, resting in his lap.

Youngest also had public toilets in a shopping centre in uproar a few years ago. I'm outside the door and before I know it she is in fits of giggles. I quietly ask if she's OK only for her to shout

"It feels so funny when you pee and fart at the same time...it's like your fluff is fizzing "

Got to love the little ankle biters

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Sat on a packed bus with my then 3 year old who had recently becoming interested in time, and time pieces. Only she couldn't say the letter L. So without warning she begins pointing to a nearby man's crotch and shouting mummy look at that man's cock

Off course she meant his "clock" or watch, on his wrist, resting in his lap.

Youngest also had public toilets in a shopping centre in uproar a few years ago. I'm outside the door and before I know it she is in fits of giggles. I quietly ask if she's OK only for her to shout

"It feels so funny when you pee and fart at the same time...it's like your fluff is fizzing "

Got to love the little ankle biters"

brilliant x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Sat on a packed bus with my then 3 year old who had recently becoming interested in time, and time pieces. Only she couldn't say the letter L. So without warning she begins pointing to a nearby man's crotch and shouting mummy look at that man's cock

Off course she meant his "clock" or watch, on his wrist, resting in his lap.

Youngest also had public toilets in a shopping centre in uproar a few years ago. I'm outside the door and before I know it she is in fits of giggles. I quietly ask if she's OK only for her to shout

"It feels so funny when you pee and fart at the same time...it's like your fluff is fizzing "

Got to love the little ankle biters"

This is definitely one of the funniest

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

My daughter has asked the usual questions about body parts when she was younger...

But it was when I asked my then 13 year old son if he was a 'bum or boobs man' that amused me the most......never seen him go THAT deep a red before

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Walking through the carpark with my wee boy, probably not quite 3 yet...

When this guy pulls up, music blaring in of all things a yellow nissan micra convertible....

He jumps out just as my son starts shouting "noddy car, noddy car"

Boy didnae look pleased, which set me off even more

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

My dad once took my son to the video shop to pick some videos for his weekend stay.

They were on the way home on the bus and an old man asked my son what he had and at the top of his voice he starts singing I've got a blue movie I've got a blue movie...the shop they got the video from came in a blue case lol.... Poor dad was mortified

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I think I was an embarrassing child.

I was on a bus with my mum once and a punk rocker got on. Apparently I pointed at his purple Mohawk and said at the top of my voice "look at the state of that!" Cue a facepalm from my mother.

Another time I sparked a missing child alert in a shopping centre. I tended to wander off as a kid when my parents would stop to speak to someone as I got bored. Normally if they stayed where they were I would wander back, but this time my mum and gran panicked.

There was a police station in the centre at the time so my gran got the police while my mum stayed where she was in case I came back. They showed pics and described what I was wearing. The officers went off looking, and came back 10 mins later. One asked my mum to describe my clothing again, which she did. He then pointed to the window of C&A and said "is that her there?"

I was in the window of the shop posing with the dummies, much to the amusement of passers by. My arse got tanned that day, I'd imagine.

I of course can't remember any of this

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Embarrassing child here too. On a bus going to Edinburgh Zoo I burst into tears pointing at the lady with a fur stole around her neck. "Look Mum, that lady's got a dead monkey". As a teenager I would stand behind people in shops and growl at their dead animal coats. They never turned round funnily enough. Poor Mum only said, you can think these things, but it's rude to say them out loud.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I also got upset as a child because my uncle and his family were visiting from Australia and for some reason I thought they would be aborigines

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I think I was an embarrassing child.

I was on a bus with my mum once and a punk rocker got on. Apparently I pointed at his purple Mohawk and said at the top of my voice "look at the state of that!" Cue a facepalm from my mother.

Another time I sparked a missing child alert in a shopping centre. I tended to wander off as a kid when my parents would stop to speak to someone as I got bored. Normally if they stayed where they were I would wander back, but this time my mum and gran panicked.

There was a police station in the centre at the time so my gran got the police while my mum stayed where she was in case I came back. They showed pics and described what I was wearing. The officers went off looking, and came back 10 mins later. One asked my mum to describe my clothing again, which she did. He then pointed to the window of C&A and said "is that her there?"

I was in the window of the shop posing with the dummies, much to the amusement of passers by. My arse got tanned that day, I'd imagine.

I of course can't remember any of this

"

My bf's mum told me story about him when he was 5 yours just reminded me of.

He was on the train when a bunch of punks got on. He said to his mum whys his hair like that and she reply ed "don't know you would need to ask him" so he jumped out his seat and ran up the train tugged on the guts jacket and said "whys your hair like tgat you look stupid" lol

Only one my kids has ever done was my son. He saw a back guy and ran up to him pointing and shouting chocolate man. It's was the same time as the lynx advert was on.

My cousin in law once chased after a man with a turbin shouting genie .

Lol xxxx

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My most recent one is when my two teenage boys said I should join Lovoo and Tinder!

I said Lovoo-Tinder, what's that???

They started to explain in length what they were and said I should try and make a profile lol

My cheeks were a little hot

Ahhh just as well I have them to keep me right lol

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"My most recent one is when my two teenage boys said I should join Lovoo and Tinder!

I said Lovoo-Tinder, what's that???

They started to explain in length what they were and said I should try and make a profile lol

My cheeks were a little hot

Ahhh just as well I have them to keep me right lol "

I am guessing you never told them fab was enough lol xx

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My most recent one is when my two teenage boys said I should join Lovoo and Tinder!

I said Lovoo-Tinder, what's that???

They started to explain in length what they were and said I should try and make a profile lol

My cheeks were a little hot

Ahhh just as well I have them to keep me right lol

I am guessing you never told them fab was enough lol xx"

No Bubblegum lol And I was quite glad Fab wasn't on the list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee one disappeared before bedtime so I went upstairs to check on him. While I was there I nipped into the bathroom for a wee. Sat down on the toilet and here he came wandering in looking between my legs and asking "mummy where's your boaby?"

Told him mummy doesn't have a boaby but I have a flower. Off he runs and comes back shouting "mummy found your boaby!!!"

Mhmm someone had been raking through my bag and brought me my dildo lol

Anyone else been shown up from the kiddies? "

What boaby was it?

The Chinese man

Dib dab

Double ender

Or the pop on? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wee one disappeared before bedtime so I went upstairs to check on him. While I was there I nipped into the bathroom for a wee. Sat down on the toilet and here he came wandering in looking between my legs and asking "mummy where's your boaby?"

Told him mummy doesn't have a boaby but I have a flower. Off he runs and comes back shouting "mummy found your boaby!!!"

Mhmm someone had been raking through my bag and brought me my dildo lol

Anyone else been shown up from the kiddies?

What boaby was it?

The Chinese man

Dib dab

Double ender

Or the pop on? Lol"

The purple sucker one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving all the embarrassing moments, now I don't feel so alone when the wee one is running through the park shouting "I've got a big dick"....yip he found a big stick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee one disappeared before bedtime so I went upstairs to check on him. While I was there I nipped into the bathroom for a wee. Sat down on the toilet and here he came wandering in looking between my legs and asking "mummy where's your boaby?"

Told him mummy doesn't have a boaby but I have a flower. Off he runs and comes back shouting "mummy found your boaby!!!"

Mhmm someone had been raking through my bag and brought me my dildo lol

Anyone else been shown up from the kiddies?

What boaby was it?

The Chinese man

Dib dab

Double ender

Or the pop on? Lol

The purple sucker one "

My fav one haha x

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"My wee one disappeared before bedtime so I went upstairs to check on him. While I was there I nipped into the bathroom for a wee. Sat down on the toilet and here he came wandering in looking between my legs and asking "mummy where's your boaby?"

Told him mummy doesn't have a boaby but I have a flower. Off he runs and comes back shouting "mummy found your boaby!!!"

Mhmm someone had been raking through my bag and brought me my dildo lol

Anyone else been shown up from the kiddies?

What boaby was it?

The Chinese man

Dib dab

Double ender

Or the pop on? Lol

The purple sucker one

My fav one haha x"

Deviant

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"My wee one disappeared before bedtime so I went upstairs to check on him. While I was there I nipped into the bathroom for a wee. Sat down on the toilet and here he came wandering in looking between my legs and asking "mummy where's your boaby?"

Told him mummy doesn't have a boaby but I have a flower. Off he runs and comes back shouting "mummy found your boaby!!!"

Mhmm someone had been raking through my bag and brought me my dildo lol

Anyone else been shown up from the kiddies?

What boaby was it?

The Chinese man

Dib dab

Double ender

Or the pop on? Lol

The purple sucker one

My fav one haha x

Deviant "

Aren't we all?

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"My wee one disappeared before bedtime so I went upstairs to check on him. While I was there I nipped into the bathroom for a wee. Sat down on the toilet and here he came wandering in looking between my legs and asking "mummy where's your boaby?"

Told him mummy doesn't have a boaby but I have a flower. Off he runs and comes back shouting "mummy found your boaby!!!"

Mhmm someone had been raking through my bag and brought me my dildo lol

Anyone else been shown up from the kiddies?

What boaby was it?

The Chinese man

Dib dab

Double ender

Or the pop on? Lol

The purple sucker one

My fav one haha x

Deviant

Aren't we all? "

Speak for yourself. I'm a princess both of and on the site

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