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A Fab Fairytale

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just sat down to watch Beauty and the Beast.. This made me think of fab...

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, A young Prince lived in a shining castle Although he had everything his heart desired, The Prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar-woman came to the castle, And offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, For beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away To reveal a beautiful Enchantress. The Prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, For she had seen that there was no love in his heart.

It's all shallow and make believe ...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Furry for the part of Gaston.

"Cos every last inch of him's covered in hair"

Oh lemme be Lummiere, lemme be Lummiere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Furry for the part of Gaston.

"Cos every last inch of him's covered in hair"

Oh lemme be Lummiere, lemme be Lummiere. "

We could create a masterpiece.. you would be an excellent candle stick lol

"Be Our guest, be our guest. Put our service to the test.

Ten years, we've been rusting

Needing so much more than dusting

Needing exercise-a chance to use our skills

Most days, we just lay around the castle

Flabby, fat, and lazy

You walked in and ups-a-daisy!"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Furry for the part of Gaston.

"Cos every last inch of him's covered in hair"

Oh lemme be Lummiere, lemme be Lummiere. "

Looks like you're beauty then pink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd be very happy to be Belle xx

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You look like a princess in your tutu pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I goto be cogsworth

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Can I be the evil queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the evil queen "

I think you should be Mrs Potts the match maker xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I goto be cogsworth "

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Oh dear i see a fab panto in the making!!!

B x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear i see a fab panto in the making!!!

B x

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That would be so much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear i see a fab panto in the making!!!

B x "

Oh no you don't!

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can I get a dressing up part too! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I get a dressing up part too! xx"

Of course ..

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've spent my entire life in the Buttons role.

Cast me now, Pink. Could play it in my sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've spent my entire life in the Buttons role.

Cast me now, Pink. Could play it in my sleep. "

I've spent mine as Cinderella

Still waiting on the fairy godmother lol

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Can I be the evil queen

I think you should be Mrs Potts the match maker xx "

Aww Mrs Potts isn't evil enough. I want to be Malificent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This could be like into the woods but better xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've spent my entire life in the Buttons role.

Cast me now, Pink. Could play it in my sleep.

I've spent mine as Cinderella

Still waiting on the fairy godmother lol "

Hello!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I've spent my entire life in the Buttons role.

Cast me now, Pink. Could play it in my sleep.

I've spent mine as Cinderella

Still waiting on the fairy grandmother lol

Hello!!!! "

There, fixed that for you Jints

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy grandmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak "

Fixed it again pink....you need to use her correct title you know

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak "

Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak

Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though......... "

Funny guy!!! Lol.. Roll on the Christmas avatars!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak

Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........

Funny guy!!! Lol.. Roll on the Christmas avatars!!! "

ya granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas panto now yeeehar I can finally dress up as captain pugwash

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak

Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though......... "

That made me laugh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak

Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........

That made me laugh!!! "

Where's my paddle???

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak

Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........

That made me laugh!!!

Where's my paddle??? "

Oh no, she's lost her paddle, hope you aren't up a creek

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak

Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........

That made me laugh!!!

Where's my paddle??? "

it's behind you!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak

Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........

That made me laugh!!!

Where's my paddle???

it's behind you! "

OH NO IT ISN'T!!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Woo hoo Jinty

I imagine you like the fairy godmother from shrek.. funny with a wild streak

Don't remember midgy bites on the fairy godmothers ass in shriek though.........

That made me laugh!!!

Where's my paddle??? "

Can just see you, in a wee oarie boat. All at sea........not unusual for you of course!!

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