FabSwingers.com forum: Mr J's Marvelous Unrelated Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say something. Say anything. Just don't say something or anything related to any other post on the thread.

GO!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I need a cuppa tea !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly the weekend drink drink drink

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,

Iv got a long weekend off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the bath and it to hot..look like a lobster

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Remember to water ur center piece or it will die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never wipe your but with a broken bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the day off and tonsilitis

Back to bed.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have the day off and tonsilitis

Back to bed. "

Snap

John

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

More coffee required

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

More sex please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next person (preferably female) to msg gets an all over body massage

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By *etpussy 68Woman
over a year ago

Worcester

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

BOOOOOOOOBIES

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

E=mc2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss is an idiot

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I'm not related to anyone in the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first laser hair removal is on Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungover. Need a tongue bath any takers?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

5 day weekend!!! Woooooohoooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still no bloody internet

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

gasmask or inflatable hood for her disobedience.....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

17 Week(s) 2 Days 11 Hours 32 Minutes until british summer time

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

I bet you can't put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot the baby oil and the paddle! Numpty!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tigers, leopards, and jaguars love "Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men". The scent is used to attract animals to cameras in the wilderness, and was even a turn on for one pair of Jaguars who were subject to it. -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Standing on the train all the way from Dundee to Glasgow. Boo!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Standing on the train all the way from Dundee to Glasgow. Boo!"

Sit on a nice ladies lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"17 Week(s) 2 Days 11 Hours 32 Minutes until british summer time

This makes me happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"17 Week(s) 2 Days 11 Hours 32 Minutes until british summer time

This makes me happy "

This makes me sad,18c air temp equals 45c temp around the furnaces

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"17 Week(s) 2 Days 11 Hours 32 Minutes until british summer time

This makes me happy

This makes me sad,18c air temp equals 45c temp around the furnaces

Stop moaning you tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"17 Week(s) 2 Days 11 Hours 32 Minutes until british summer time

This makes me happy

This makes me sad,18c air temp equals 45c temp around the furnaces

Stop moaning you tart

Ok if I could control weather so it hot and sunny on days of shift this would make me happier than random having you tied up naked in his dungeon

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"17 Week(s) 2 Days 11 Hours 32 Minutes until british summer time

This makes me happy

This makes me sad,18c air temp equals 45c temp around the furnaces

Stop moaning you tart

Ok if I could control weather so it hot and sunny on days of shift this would make me happier than random having you tied up naked in his dungeon

Stop projecting your fantasies onto me

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I stubbed my toe today xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about to dye my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starfish have no brain

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm about to dye my hair."

Ask B to help you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I stubbed my toe today xx"

Be thankful you didn't step on Lego

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By *ingerTwistWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My bellybutton fluff smells of coconut.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"My bellybutton fluff smells of coconut. "

ok......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bellybutton fluff smells of coconut. "

I love coconut I now want to sniff tour bellybutton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Castoreum comes from the beaver's castor sac, located between the pelvis and base of the tail. Because of its close proximity to the anal glands, the substance often contains anal secretions and urine. The compound is non-toxic but has been used in both foods and perfumes for years..

Please feel free to google this fact before you think I talking bollox

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I stubbed my toe today xx

Be thankful you didn't step on Lego

I haven't today but that's the usual in this house. My son leaves it everywhere xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I stubbed my toe today xx

Be thankful you didn't step on Lego

I haven't today but that's the usual in this house. My son leaves it everywhere xx"

Yep, had that for 14 years so far lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The collective noun of pandas is an embarrassment!

Mrs J xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snottydickcuntpumper was walking down the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An American preacher actually believes that a gay mans semen is used to flavour Starbucks coffee

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"The collective noun of pandas is an embarrassment!

Mrs J xx"

Are you sure it's not 'bru's kids'?

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whoopeee another fun day in the office.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope my doctor likes my cockring

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