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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My ladyfriend and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we

stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and

there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My ladyfriend playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He

mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My ladyfriend gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice!

a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,

in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My ladyfriend was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,

'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical

to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliantly simple

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By *imbo57Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock ish

Will be in with the grapes later Gas lol

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

My ladyfriend and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we

stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and

there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My ladyfriend playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He

mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My ladyfriend gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice!

a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,

in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My ladyfriend was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,

'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical

to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery

lmao very good

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