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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Had a bit of a weird conversation with my buddy Vic aka "BBC go hard" the other week and as a laugh I said that I'd put the debate to the forums to gauge the general consensus...so here goes.....what hand do you wipe your bum with and why? And do you wipe from front to back or back to front? And do you wipe whilst sitting down or whilst standing or half and half? Apparently 50% of people wipe sitting down and the other 50% wipe standing up and neither knows that the other half do it the opposite way so it's high time we rAised awareness and dispel some myths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left.

Back to front

Half and half

Finish of WI wet wipe

P.s use wipe because folk say I'm so far up my own arse thought well if I am want it to smell fresh

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I use toilet paper not my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow someone's tongue to do the wiping for me? Pmsl

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I use toilet paper not my hand "
so if you use toilet paper without the use of your hand then you must use your foot to wipe your butt then?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I use toilet paper not my hand so if you use toilet paper without the use of your hand then you must use your foot to wipe your butt then?"

No I have wipers like they do in Coming to America

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I use toilet paper not my hand so if you use toilet paper without the use of your hand then you must use your foot to wipe your butt then?

No I have wipers like they do in Coming to America "
"your royal penis is clean your majesty" one of my all time favorite movie quotes!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I use toilet paper not my hand so if you use toilet paper without the use of your hand then you must use your foot to wipe your butt then?

No I have wipers like they do in Coming to America "your royal penis is clean your majesty" one of my all time favorite movie quotes!"

Mine too

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I've met his brother Charlie
"I use toilet paper not my hand so if you use toilet paper without the use of your hand then you must use your foot to wipe your butt then?

No I have wipers like they do in Coming to America "your royal penis is clean your majesty" one of my all time favorite movie quotes!

Mine too "

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