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By *e-sub OP   Couple
over a year ago

north ayrshire

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

Rescue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that was a great stuffing , u must show me how u do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait till Santa comes and fills my stocking!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

mmm, moist tender breast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wanna pull my cracker

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

mmmmmmm whats for afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont fancy santas job though... he only "comes" once a year

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