FabSwingers.com forum: Hello!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm L, been waiting all week to post up here and introduce myself to the community. Still learning the ropes, so sorry if this isn't the done thing but I just wanted to introduce myself, hopefully show you all I'm not a lurker and make some new pals!

Would love to start a chat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome to the madhouse x

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Hello and welcome

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Salutations and welcome to the weird and wonderful world of fabswingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi welcome to mad house

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Is it ME you're looking for?

(I'm the extrovert btw).

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Hello & welcome ...Im the massive flirt on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you, I'm glad to finally be here! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks! Means a lot x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheers, I'm sure I've seen the weird just browsing for a bit of the wonderful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks, I feel at home already!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It could be, lets see how we go?! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you! Excellent, I'm a bit out of practice and need someone to give me tips

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"It could be, lets see how we go?! x"

Well firstly, you need to learn to hit the "quote" button so we know which post/convo you're replying to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It could be, lets see how we go?! x

Well firstly, you need to learn to hit the "quote" button so we know which post/convo you're replying to.

Look, I'm a fast learner

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Look, I'm a fast learner

Tadah!

I like this one. Can we keep him?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Look, I'm a fast learner

Tadah!

I like this one. Can we keep him?

"
Random leave the new boy alone lol

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Look, I'm a fast learner

Tadah!

I like this one. Can we keep him?

Not so fast, has he brought cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look, I'm a fast learner

Tadah!

I like this one. Can we keep him?

Not so fast, has he brought cake?

I can bake one..? Unless that's a euphemism? In which case, always.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Oh please god let him have cake or work at Greggs or he's done for!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Look, I'm a fast learner

Tadah!

I like this one. Can we keep him?

Not so fast, has he brought cake?

I can bake one..? Unless that's a euphemism? In which case, always. "

Well that's more than I can do. You're hired

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So the secret to getting a successful meet plans on here is... Cake?

Easier than I though!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Yes. Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola and I'm the one with OCD for figures.the numerical kind and not anatomical kind

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Look, I'm a fast learner

Tadah!

I like this one. Can we keep him?

Not so fast, has he brought cake?

I can bake one..? Unless that's a euphemism? In which case, always. "

I can't speak for the rest but for me if you don't have cake you better have tasty buns.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. Yes it is

I better stock up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello there. I'm granny, the auld burd who makes you homemade soup and knits you socks. Behave yourself now!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hello, I'm the quiet one sitting in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello there. I'm granny, the auld burd who makes you homemade soup and knits you socks. Behave yourself now!

Not a chance in hell you're as old as your profile says! I like leek and potato and my feet are awful cold this time of year. I'll try my best!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Hello, I'm the quiet one sitting in the corner.

That made me snort my juice through my nose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello, I'm the quiet one sitting in the corner.

Hey! Hope it's cosy one x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Hello, I'm the quiet one sitting in the corner.

Hey! Hope it's cosy one x"

cosy and warm. Do you want to come under my blanket? x

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Oh let me get my Butterkist out for this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello, I'm the quiet one sitting in the corner.

Hey! Hope it's cosy one x

cosy and warm. Do you want to come under my blanket? x

If there's room for one more I'd never say no...

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Oh let me get my Butterkist out for this one. "

Is that a euphemism?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Oh let me get my Butterkist out for this one.

Is that a euphemism?

No. Want some?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh let me get my Butterkist out for this one.

Is that a euphemism?

Exactly what I though!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Oh let me get my Butterkist out for this one.

Is that a euphemism?

haha, I thought that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that is what I failed to do, was introduce myself. Hi everyone! Am here too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So that is what I failed to do, was introduce myself. Hi everyone! Am here too."

Oi! Bugger of and post yourself! I even brought cake for these nice people!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"So that is what I failed to do, was introduce myself. Hi everyone! Am here too."

Hi Phil. Can't talk right now. Granny had her schlong out & I can't see the screen for tears.

Grab a seat. Someone will be with you shortly.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Oh let me get my Butterkist out for this one.

Is that a euphemism?

No. Want some? "

Thanks but no, don't like popcorn

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"So that is what I failed to do, was introduce myself. Hi everyone! Am here too.

Oi! Bugger of and post yourself! I even brought cake for these nice people!

At this point Phil is taking notes & trying to find a 24 hr Greggs that do sticky buns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to the adult curcus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So that is what I failed to do, was introduce myself. Hi everyone! Am here too.

Oi! Bugger of and post yourself! I even brought cake for these nice people!

At this point Phil is taking notes & trying to find a 24 hr Greggs that do sticky buns. "

Central station Phil, tell them I sent ye!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Say hello to the adult curcus "

Is that another ring joke?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say hello to the adult curcus "

Mr. Grey, one of your photos is actually sepia, what is the truth..?

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hello and welcome.

You're not supposed to know about cake bribery yet. You need to do 6 months hard toil of unsuccessful messaging before you learn that cake gets you the key to the golden Fab gate.

The newbies are getting smarter, it's time for a rethink!

All the best and enjoy mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Mr hungjury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cake?

I'm partial to a coconut cream finger ... or 2

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Did someone mention cake?

I'm partial to a coconut cream finger ... or 2

When I win the Great British Bake Off, Pink, I'll construct a glorious cake castle for you!

Equipped with edible drawbridge, moat and watch tower too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome.

You're not supposed to know about cake bribery yet. You need to do 6 months hard toil of unsuccessful messaging before you learn that cake gets you the key to the golden Fab gate.

The newbies are getting smarter, it's time for a rethink!

All the best and enjoy mate.

Thanks! I solemnly swear to protect the secret of the cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention cake?

I'm partial to a coconut cream finger ... or 2

When I win the Great British Bake Off, Pink, I'll construct a glorious cake castle for you!

Equipped with edible drawbridge, moat and watch tower too!

Just marry me now and we can live in it happily ever after.

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Did someone mention cake?

I'm partial to a coconut cream finger ... or 2

When I win the Great British Bake Off, Pink, I'll construct a glorious cake castle for you!

Equipped with edible drawbridge, moat and watch tower too!

Just marry me now and we can live in it happily ever after.

Haha, I am not deserving of such an honour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention cake?

I'm partial to a coconut cream finger ... or 2

When I win the Great British Bake Off, Pink, I'll construct a glorious cake castle for you!

Equipped with edible drawbridge, moat and watch tower too!

Just marry me now and we can live in it happily ever after.

Haha, I am not deserving of such an honour.

Aww that's what my ex husband said too lol

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Did someone mention cake?

I'm partial to a coconut cream finger ... or 2

I thought you liked a sponge finger & a cocoanut ring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention cake?

I'm partial to a coconut cream finger ... or 2

I thought you liked a sponge finger & a cocoanut ring? "

Different days different things.. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could be, lets see how we go?! x

Well firstly, you need to learn to hit the "quote" button so we know which post/convo you're replying to.

Thanks I didn't know how to do that either lol x

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth

"Did someone mention cake?

I'm partial to a coconut cream finger ... or 2

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FYI lol Jim is a chef makes lovely cakes

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