FabSwingers.com forum: Soft kitty

By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

So, soft kitty works if you like cats.....but what if you're a dog person?

Or you love giraffes? Or pandas?

Can you come up with a version for your favourite animal or pet?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Wet kitty, squishy kitty

Shaved my balls of fur

Wet kitty, squirty kitty

Purr purr purr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkeys...dont forget the monkey......and before random pipes in about spanking one...i don't mean that sort of monkey

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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"Monkeys...dont forget the monkey......and before random pipes in about spanking one...i don't mean that sort of monkey

Dammit - you knew what I was thinking

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Easy

"Soft Doggy, Warm Doggy,

little ball of fur.

Happy doggy, Sleepy Doggy,

Woof, woof, woof ."[3]

Bloody dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet kitty, squishy kitty

Shaved my balls of fur

Wet kitty, squirty kitty

Purr purr purr"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new pet is a pigeon .. can't think of a song for Doodles. However he is hilarious.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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"My new pet is a pigeon .. can't think of a song for Doodles. However he is hilarious. "

Grey pigeon, fat pigeon

Little flying rat

Shit on my car again

It's splat, splat, splat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new pet is a pigeon .. can't think of a song for Doodles. However he is hilarious.

Grey pigeon, fat pigeon

Little flying rat

Shit on my car again

It's splat, splat, splat "

He's not done that yet.. more like a guard dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new pet is a pigeon .. can't think of a song for Doodles. However he is hilarious.

Grey pigeon, fat pigeon

Little flying rat

Shit on my car again

It's splat, splat, splat "

Doodles the pigeon.

Landed on my seat

I shot him with a pellet gun

And now I'm going to eat

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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"My new pet is a pigeon .. can't think of a song for Doodles. However he is hilarious.

Grey pigeon, fat pigeon

Little flying rat

Shit on my car again

It's splat, splat, splat

Doodles the pigeon.

Landed on my seat

I shot him with a pellet gun

And now I'm going to eat "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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Doodles was a pigeon

His feathers were so pretty

He shit on my clean washing

So I fed him to Soft Kitty

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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Pandas are adorable

We've two in Embra Zoo

One just might be pregnant

Has anyone seen Bru?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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FabFem has a thing about doggies

She's a bum like a painting by Titian

But the thing I love about FabFem

Is when she's in the Doggie Position

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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Darwin said we're monkeys

"They are our near relation"

Except for that gasmonkey

Who lives near the space station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darwin said we're monkeys

"They are our near relation"

Except for that gasmonkey

Who lives near the space station

Hahaha I feared the worst but you kept it clean.furry will be impressed

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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"Darwin said we're monkeys

"They are our near relation"

Except for that gasmonkey

Who lives near the space station

Hahaha I feared the worst but you kept it clean.furry will be impressed

I can do clean humour too, but why bat a single entendre when you can dish a good double.

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois? "

I count 4.......

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

I count 4......."

God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

I count 4.......

God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then. "

Shut it you

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

I count 4......."

You missed kitty

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

I count 4.......

God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.

Shut it you

But then you always miss the pussy

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

I count 4.......

God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.

Shut it you

But then you always miss the pussy

And boobs

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

I count 4.......

God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.

Shut it you

But then you always miss the pussy

And boobs

I think you're a bum man

(See what I did there?)

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

I count 4.......

God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.

Shut it you

But then you always miss the pussy

And boobs

I think you're a bum man

(See what I did there?)"

I may like a nice FEMALE bum.....

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

I count 4.......

God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.

Shut it you

But then you always miss the pussy

And boobs

I think you're a bum man

(See what I did there?)

I may like a nice FEMALE bum.....

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

I count 4.......

God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.

Shut it you

But then you always miss the pussy

And boobs

I think you're a bum man

(See what I did there?)

I may like a nice FEMALE bum.....

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooow!"

Enough with the flirting you two...can recommend a good deal on a travelodge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely furry panda

You sit munching all day long

Get off your lazy arsehole

And go and fuck ping-pong!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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"Enough with the flirting you two...can recommend a good deal on a travelodge

Have you SEEN the size of his truck? It's got a flat screen TV & looks like that "Home Makeover" show did the interior decorating!

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Dogs, monkeys, pandas, pigeons.........come on you lot......thinking caps on

It's a veritable menagerie. Or was that ménage e trois?

I count 4.......

God help us when you take off your shoesies & socksies beyond 20 then.

Shut it you

But then you always miss the pussy

And boobs

I think you're a bum man

(See what I did there?)

I may like a nice FEMALE bum.....

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooow!"

Don't bet your life on it peanut

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Enough with the flirting you two...can recommend a good deal on a travelodge

Have you SEEN the size of his truck? It's got a flat screen TV & looks like that "Home Makeover" show did the interior decorating!"

That's DLTs green machine

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Enough with the flirting you two...can recommend a good deal on a travelodge

Have you SEEN the size of his truck? It's got a flat screen TV & looks like that "Home Makeover" show did the interior decorating!

That's DLTs green machine

Meh, you truckers look all alike to me.

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By *urlyShirtyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can't believe nobody has mentioned elephants, especially given there's a suitable song for them...

"I've got an Elephant,Elephant,

Riding on your back I'm in my element,

Element

It's true and it's a fact that there is so much you can learn,

When you're on a pachyderm!"

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

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twinkle twinkle little rectum

big cocks cum when you least expect em

peacock feathers, fluffy duck

what you need is a dam good (for goodness sake is that the time?)

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