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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Who wants one?

What should we do?

Where will it be?

When we will have it?

Why should we limit it to 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me

Everything

Now

Everywhere

As many as possible

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

We will need;

A blanket each.

A flask containing a hot drink.

A large bag of Werthers Originals.

Reading glasses.

Our bus passes.

We'll show those young pip-squeaks!

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Brilliant. Keep em coming.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Who wants one?

What should we do?

Where will it be?

When we will have it?

Why should we limit it to 3?

"

Me

Everything and anything

lodge with a hot tub

2nd week in January

we shouldnt limit it lets spread the love and show the love

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Maybe I should've made the first bulletin "Who with?"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Maybe I should've made the first bulletin "Who with?" "
Tut tut nope remember discretion at all times

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"We will need;

A blanket each.

A flask containing a hot drink.

A large bag of Werthers Originals.

Reading glasses.

Our bus passes.

We'll show those young pip-squeaks!

"

I've got everything but the buss pass

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Who wants one?

Me

What should we do?

Eat, drink, be merry, have lots of sex

Where will it be?

Somewhere posh

When we will have it?

Must be daytime, we're too old to stay up late

Why should we limit it to 3?

We shouldn't........lets limit it to 193

"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"We will need;

A blanket each.

A flask containing a hot drink.

A large bag of Werthers Originals.

Reading glasses.

Our bus passes.

We'll show those young pip-squeaks!

I've got everything but the buss pass "

Me too, but we can get fakes!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"We will need;

A blanket each.

A flask containing a hot drink.

A large bag of Werthers Originals.

Reading glasses.

Our bus passes.

We'll show those young pip-squeaks!

I've got everything but the buss pass

Me too, but we can get fakes!"

Haha fake id;buss passes

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"We will need;

A blanket each.

A flask containing a hot drink.

A large bag of Werthers Originals.

Reading glasses.

Our bus passes.

We'll show those young pip-squeaks!

I've got everything but the buss pass

Me too, but we can get fakes!

Haha fake id;buss passes "

It's ok, I know a guy, it's my sisters boyfriends dogs mums owners gardener - they are £3.67 each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorted hook me up

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"

Haha fake id;buss passes

It's ok, I know a guy, it's my sisters boyfriends dogs mums owners gardener - they are £3.67 each "

Hold on until I count my coppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring a brolly in case it rains!

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Thats me fecked then :-S

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"

Haha fake id;buss passes

It's ok, I know a guy, it's my sisters boyfriends dogs mums owners gardener - they are £3.67 each

Hold on until I count my coppers "

Reminds me... I must uncuff mine & send them back to the station.

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Lol id love to join in but at 38 I've completely forgotten the purpose of this thread by time I had read this far with my reading glasses of course

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Lol id love to join in but at 38 I've completely forgotten the purpose of this thread by time I had read this far with my reading glasses of course"
is that what I have to look forward to? Excuse me whilst I find A bridge to jump off of lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi oi over 35 is fun fun fun

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Lol id love to join in but at 38 I've completely forgotten the purpose of this thread by time I had read this far with my reading glasses of courseis that what I have to look forward to? Excuse me whilst I find A bridge to jump off of lol"

Bugger off you young whippersnapper!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oi oi oi over 35 is fun fun fun "

We always have more fun! And we have more experience to offer.......

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

Haha fake id;buss passes

It's ok, I know a guy, it's my sisters boyfriends dogs mums owners gardener - they are £3.67 each

Hold on until I count my coppers

Reminds me... I must uncuff mine & send them back to the station. "

Again?

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"Lol id love to join in but at 38 I've completely forgotten the purpose of this thread by time I had read this far with my reading glasses of courseis that what I have to look forward to? Excuse me whilst I find A bridge to jump off of lol

Bugger off you young whippersnapper! "

Can I frame that quote lol

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Lol id love to join in but at 38 I've completely forgotten the purpose of this thread by time I had read this far with my reading glasses of courseis that what I have to look forward to? Excuse me whilst I find A bridge to jump off of lol

Bugger off you young whippersnapper! "

Ignore the grumpy old man Ninja son, he's tetchy cos he was up passed his cocoa time last night.

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


" is that what I have to look forward to? Excuse me whilst I find A bridge to jump off of lol"

No son, you be more like me & be rampant fucker enjoying the pick & choose of the best in life & then being idolised by the younger generation much to the indignation of your peers & counterparts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too young for this .

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"I'm too young for this . "

Going by your pics I would certainly make an exception lol

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I'm too young for this . "

Show off

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I'm too young for this . "

You can reapply in a few years. Now leave us to more mature matters.

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I'm too young for this .

Show off "

You nekkid yet sweetest?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too young for this . "

Only as old as the man you feel.

You've been 39 already this week....

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I'm too young for this .

Show off

You nekkid yet sweetest? "

Just getting my girdle off

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm too young for this .

Only as old as the man you feel.

You've been 39 already this week.... "

In that case, you're in pink

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I'm too young for this .

Only as old as the man you feel.

You've been 39 already this week.... "

On feck, I'm back in my 20s then!!!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I'm too young for this .

Only as old as the man you feel.

You've been 39 already this week....

On feck, I'm back in my 20s then!!!"

*puts girdle back on*

Your too young for me boy

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I'm too young for this .

Show off

You nekkid yet sweetest?

Just getting my girdle off "

Let me help you with that

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm too young for this .

Only as old as the man you feel.

You've been 39 already this week....

On feck, I'm back in my 20s then!!!"

Get out! Youre barred!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm too young for this .

Show off

You nekkid yet sweetest?

Just getting my girdle off

Let me help you with that "

Too late!

Here fem, I'll help undo it....

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Nah still in the 30,s then that OK?

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I'm too young for this .

Only as old as the man you feel.

You've been 39 already this week....

On feck, I'm back in my 20s then!!!

*puts girdle back on*

Your too young for me boy"

Yes but I'm old enough to know the correct word & spelling is "you're"

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Your too young for me boy"

Sends FF back to primary school to learn the correct spelling in her construction of a basic sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too young for this .

Only as old as the man you feel.

You've been 39 already this week.... "

And that makes you 32 and technically too young lol

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Your too young for me boy

Sends FF back to primary school to learn the correct spelling in her construction of a basic sentence. "

your too pedantic for me. A spel as god as a can

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"Your too young for me boy

Sends FF back to primary school to learn the correct spelling in her construction of a basic sentence.

your too pedantic for me. A spel as god as a can"

Plus when you have the crop you can call the shots lol

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

We're gonna have to put bouncers on the door to this OAP three way as some people are trying to circumvent the age restrictions!

Pink, you can hold my teeth whilst I nip inside and turn the electric blanket on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E mmmmm I'm rethinking my I'm in statement I thought over 35 had more fun but by jeez were one step away from the oap home. Right where's the youth at

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"E mmmmm I'm rethinking my I'm in statement I thought over 35 had more fun but by jeez were one step away from the oap home. Right where's the youth at "

Shhhhhh we're trying to put the young uns off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"E mmmmm I'm rethinking my I'm in statement I thought over 35 had more fun but by jeez were one step away from the oap home. Right where's the youth at

Shhhhhh we're trying to put the young uns off "

We'll just start our own party

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"We'll just start our own party "

Yeah the Young Uns tried that a while back & threw a Social for the under 35's. I still got an invite & they relented & upped the age limit accordingly. It made for a great night.

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who wants one?

What should we do?

Where will it be?

When we will have it?

Why should we limit it to 3?

"

You know my answers to all of them my friend

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Who wants one?

What should we do?

Where will it be?

When we will have it?

Why should we limit it to 3?

You know my answers to all of them my friend "

You're just a man who can't say No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And that makes you 32 and technically too young lol "

I'll take that

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who wants one?

What should we do?

Where will it be?

When we will have it?

Why should we limit it to 3?

You know my answers to all of them my friend

You're just a man who can't say No"

Yes lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"We will need;

A blanket each.

A flask containing a hot drink.

A large bag of Werthers Originals.

Reading glasses.

Our bus passes.

We'll show those young pip-squeaks!

I've got everything but the buss pass

"

I've got a bus pass, taxi pass and train pass. We're in there....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I can give someone a lift on my leccy scooter...

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Who wants one?

What should we do?

Where will it be?

When we will have it?

Why should we limit it to 3?

You know my answers to all of them my friend

You're just a man who can't say No

Yes lol "

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fantastic. Let's get it organised before we forget we wanted to organise it.

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Fantastic. Let's get it organised before we forget we wanted to organise it. "

PMSL

Too funny Smudge

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Fantastic. Let's get it organised before we forget we wanted to organise it. "

Organise what?

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Who's bringing the viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a plus one spare on the bus pass?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Anyone got a plus one spare on the bus pass?"

me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time we leaving _muma? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was I in here am I in the right room I forget where I was going

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Was I in here am I in the right room I forget where I was going "

.

No point asking me, they just wheeled me in and left me here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H mmmmm who's in charge in here

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"H mmmmm who's in charge in here "

.

God help us all, but.... It's random lmao

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By *haostimeMan
over a year ago

north Glasgow

Yip I'm in, x when where I be there

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I could possibly be persuaded

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"H mmmmm who's in charge in here

.

God help us all, but.... It's random lmao "

I've spoken with God & he's says there's no hope for you so you may as well get on board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants one?

What should we do?

Where will it be?

When we will have it?

Why should we limit it to 3?

"

Me

Hire a cabin, with enough people we could have an orgy, stay warm and have a hottub and it would cost next to nothing.

I can book one in seconds... so wherever we need it to be

21st 22nd nov, 5th 6th, 19th 20th dec.

Already answered above!

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Anyone got a plus one spare on the bus pass?"
Be on the Venga bus when you hear YMCA playing.

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Who wants one?

What should we do?

Where will it be?

When we will have it?

Why should we limit it to 3?

Me

Hire a cabin, with enough people we could have an orgy, stay warm and have a hottub and it would cost next to nothing.

I can book one in seconds... so wherever we need it to be

21st 22nd nov, 5th 6th, 19th 20th dec.

Already answered above!"

Love this man's style

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Yip I'm in, x when where I be there "

You can come when you prove you're in the 25% bracket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love this man's style"

half a grand split 6 ways minimum, 12 ways would be more fun, 18 might be pushing it :P

Need at least one sissy maid and 3 to 6 drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"H mmmmm who's in charge in here

.

God help us all, but.... It's random lmao

I've spoken with God & he's says there's no hope for you so you may as well get on board. "

Ok I'm n where's the bus stop

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"H mmmmm who's in charge in here

.

God help us all, but.... It's random lmao

I've spoken with God & he's says there's no hope for you so you may as well get on board.

Ok I'm n where's the bus stop "

At the end of that big dark alley with the shadey looking guy

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ive just had a thought!! Does anyone think there might be support for an over 35s 3 way (or more) event?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ive just had a thought!! Does anyone think there might be support for an over 35s 3 way (or more) event?"

Of course!

There are numerous walkers, crutches and Zimmer frames available these days. Plus those hand rails in disabled toilets come in handy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just had a thought!! Does anyone think there might be support for an over 35s 3 way (or more) event?

Of course!

There are numerous walkers, crutches and Zimmer frames available these days. Plus those hand rails in disabled toilets come in handy too "

Hahahah don't forget the stair lift to get to the hot action to

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By *andom2chat OP   Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Ive just had a thought!! Does anyone think there might be support for an over 35s 3 way (or more) event?"

Did you hurt yourself? Do you need a lie down now? Perhaps a wee afternoon nap smudgers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just had a thought!! Does anyone think there might be support for an over 35s 3 way (or more) event?

Did you hurt yourself? Do you need a lie down now? Perhaps a wee afternoon nap smudgers. "

I would be the youngest! I like that!

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ive just had a thought!! Does anyone think there might be support for an over 35s 3 way (or more) event?

Of course!

There are numerous walkers, crutches and Zimmer frames available these days. Plus those hand rails in disabled toilets come in handy too "

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ive just had a thought!! Does anyone think there might be support for an over 35s 3 way (or more) event?

Of course!

There are numerous walkers, crutches and Zimmer frames available these days. Plus those hand rails in disabled toilets come in handy too

Hahahah don't forget the stair lift to get to the hot action to "

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ive just had a thought!! Does anyone think there might be support for an over 35s 3 way (or more) event?

Did you hurt yourself? Do you need a lie down now? Perhaps a wee afternoon nap smudgers. "

Good advice. Now - where was I?

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