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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Okay your out for lunch/Dinner with the person above how would you flirt with them across the table?

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Okay your out for lunch/Dinner with the person above how would you flirt with them across the table? "

Across the table, on the table, under the table but we wont be ordering desert

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pudding? I'm out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pudding? I'm out then

"

The point of my stiletto tracing his leg under the table whilst ensuring I look at him whilst drinking from a straw

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"No pudding? I'm out then

"
your missing the point she'd be dessert lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pudding? I'm out then

The point of my stiletto tracing his leg under the table whilst ensuring I look at him whilst drinking from a straw "

Hang on, did you have stilletoes on the first time we met?

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"No pudding? I'm out then

The point of my stiletto tracing his leg under the table whilst ensuring I look at him whilst drinking from a straw "

We chat and laugh like old friends, learning about each other, likes, dislikes, wit, sincerity and humour.

All of thone things do it for me.

And the company would be fantastic if it were with the person above me.

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dammit!!

That was clearly meant for Pink!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit!!

That was clearly meant for Pink!! "

Thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit!!

That was clearly meant for Pink!! "

Sold .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pudding? I'm out then

The point of my stiletto tracing his leg under the table whilst ensuring I look at him whilst drinking from a straw

Hang on, did you have stilletoes on the first time we met? "

Boots I think. And cos we were in such a classy establishment it was diet from a plastic bottle! Ten years on I'm still waiting for a proper date. Lucky for you I'm very patient

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Dammit!!

That was clearly meant for Pink!!

Sold . "

Any time, Pink, any time.

Sorry Bond, I'd buy you a pint instead, but the flirting would be at a low level!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pudding? I'm out then

your missing the point she'd be dessert lol "

Ahhhh so that's where I've been going wrong. And why I'm so fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit!!

That was clearly meant for Pink!!

Sold .

Any time, Pink, any time.

Sorry Bond, I'd buy you a pint instead, but the flirting would be at a low level!

"

Now that I would enjoy watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit!!

That was clearly meant for Pink!!

Sold .

Any time, Pink, any time.

Sorry Bond, I'd buy you a pint instead, but the flirting would be at a low level!

Now that I would enjoy watching "

Since we're both straight it would be a very low level.

Calm down lady before you slip off your chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit!!

That was clearly meant for Pink!!

Sold .

Any time, Pink, any time.

Sorry Bond, I'd buy you a pint instead, but the flirting would be at a low level!

Now that I would enjoy watching

Since we're both straight it would be a very low level.

Calm down lady before you slip off your chair "

Everybody needs a day dream ....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

So pink, you've felt my chest, had a hug.....want dessert?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"So pink, you've felt my chest, had a hug.....want dessert? "
fancy sharing my spaghetti like in lady and the tramp?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"So pink, you've felt my chest, had a hug.....want dessert? fancy sharing my spaghetti like in lady and the tramp? "

I'll even share my meatballs

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"So pink, you've felt my chest, had a hug.....want dessert? fancy sharing my spaghetti like in lady and the tramp?

I'll even share my meatballs "
ohhh la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye contact,compliments,flirty smiles..try not to look at her big diddies

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Eye contact,compliments,flirty smiles..try not to look at her big diddies "
I'd wear a poloneck and tease you with my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eye contact,compliments,flirty smiles..try not to look at her big diddies I'd wear a poloneck and tease you with my mind "

You know the last part was me having a laugh

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Eye contact,compliments,flirty smiles..try not to look at her big diddies I'd wear a poloneck and tease you with my mind

You know the last part was me having a laugh "

No it wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would order a sticky desert and tease you with my spoon

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I couldn't. I would be too worried his wife would catch us. Mc Donald's have big windows, anyone could see us

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Look deep into her eyes....and shout WAKE UP!!

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I am useless at flirting, far too much of a geek, can I just flash my cleavage instead

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I am useless at flirting, far too much of a geek, can I just flash my cleavage instead "

As long as it's you Buzz - flash away

Woody, can I tempt you to look the other way while I stare with a beer or some cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wear a lemon drizzle muffin necklace and say "fancy a choux"?

Sorry, " fancy a shag"?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd wear a lemon drizzle muffin necklace and say "fancy a choux"?

Sorry, " fancy a shag"?... "

I'd lean forward and whisper, I seem to be drizzling at your lemon drizzle... Can you help me clean up.

Bx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd lean across the table, look into her eyes and say 'want to use me as a pole again?'

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'd lean across the table, look into her eyes and say 'want to use me as a pole again?' "
if your a good boy and eat all your dinner il let you luck the icing of my Krispy Kreme's

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