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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why did Star Wars' episodes 1, 2 and 3 come after episodes 4, 5 and 6?

Because Head of Planning Yoda was.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An increasingly warped sense of humour could be an early warning sign of impending dementia, say UK experts.

Well your all fucked.if your reading this then

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

What's brown and sticky?

A stick?

No....

Shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?..........

To see his flatmate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a chick peas & a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the #1 cuase of divorce?

Marriage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did Kim jong in say when his father died?

His Korea is over!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Cult your jokes are terrible but they made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cult your jokes are terrible but they made me laugh

terrible? Those were some of my best lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

When he asked them who was the best composer the just kept saying "Bach Bach Bach Bach Bach"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 bits of sick walking up the road after a night in the pub

Hughie turns to ralf and says see that tenement over there

That where I was brought up

Thank you and good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make a tissue dance.....

Put a little boogie init

(Got that from a wee trick or treater) shame on me i know!!

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By *ig TennentsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Knock knock....

Who's there ?

Wee man

Wee man who ?

Wee man cany reach the door bell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did Star Wars' episodes 1, 2 and 3 come after episodes 4, 5 and 6?

Because Head of Planning Yoda was.

I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 monkeys getting into a bath, 1 says " ooooohhh ahhhhh oohh ooohhh ahh ahhh ooooh " & the other monkey says ........." well put some cold in "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After being flown to China, and spending a week sewing tracksuits and trainers for 18 hours a day, my teacher asked me what I had learned from my work experience.

I said, "The correct spelling of the word 'sweetshop'."

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

Putin's changed his name to Scrooge.

Well if he gets his way there will be no Turkey this Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's brown and sticky?

A stick?

No....

Shit!

....parcel tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a queue of Barbie's?

A Barbie-queue

Taxi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's hard as fuck every morning???

The financial times crossword!!!!

Where's the door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the wee biscuit cry?

Coz his maw was away fur too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the policeman say to his chest?

You're under a vest...

Here all week folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stand aside Malaysian Airways , Russia have now lost more planes than a blind joiner

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