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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think it could be a fun idea for everyone to make a fab Christmas poem, 2 lines ech then the next person carries it on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,

Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,

Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,"

The stockings were hung & so we're the guys

While the ladies put cream on their steamy mince pies,

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,

Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,

The stockings were hung & so we're the guys

While the ladies put cream on their steamy mince pies,"

Random was swinging,

Fab fem was singing,

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,

Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,

The stockings were hung & so we're the guys

While the ladies put cream on their steamy mince pies,

Random was swinging,

Fab fem was singing,"

While gasmonkey's phone was lying in snow

Here comes another post about a no show

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,

Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,

The stockings were hung & so we're the guys

While the ladies put cream on their steamy mince pies,

Random was swinging,

Fab fem was singing,

While gasmonkey's phone was lying in snow

Here comes another post about a no show"

Luckily the snow wasn't yellow,

But the music? It was mellow,

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"'Twas the night before Christmas in the land of fabswingers,

Women were having fun & not just with their fingers,

The stockings were hung & so we're the guys

While the ladies put cream on their steamy mince pies,

Random was swinging,

Fab fem was singing,

While gasmonkey's phone was lying in snow

Here comes another post about a no show

Luckily the snow wasn't yellow,

But the music? It was mellow,"

Then what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a mail with an invite to the "Meet Of The Year"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the meet but of course it was fake

So I shouted out loud AW FOR F**K SAKE

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I went to the meet but of course it was fake

So I shouted out loud AW FOR F**K SAKE "

So I trudged my way home, feeling ever so low,

And to my wondrous surprise, look who was standing in th snow.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to the meet but of course it was fake

So I shouted out loud AW FOR F**K SAKE

So I trudged my way home, feeling ever so low,

And to my wondrous surprise, look who was standing in th snow......."

It was a 6ft hunk in a suit with quite an afterglow

"Come in from the cold and sit by my fire"

His voice deep and eyes full of desire

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I sat on his knee and did things rise Now i wonder i thought is this my christmas surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man named Santa,

Who came home singing a merry old song.

Mrs clause wasn't pleased and got up off her knees as her present wasn't a big black dong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There once was a man named Santa,

Who came home singing a merry old song.

Mrs clause wasn't pleased and got up off her knees as her present wasn't a big black dong."
awe you ruined it mate

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I sat on his knee and did things rise Now i wonder i thought is this my christmas surprise "

I undid my stockings for him to see

Just what Everyman wants under the Xmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha. Brilliant , gave me a rite chuckle , talents wasted in here

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