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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys Right here we go;

What do you think when your in bed and a girl tells you that you have a lovely big cock, That will hurt when you shove it in or that your cock wont fit, lol

Do you take it as a compliment or you think she's just trying to patter you up.

Yes it has happened to me, (although I wished I had recorded the compliments), Cough!, Cough!

Oh I can't Wait For the Replies To This Post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Opps!!!

Cant wait for replies if there are any that is, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it

wasn,t really sure how to take that ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've certainly never been told it would hurt or wouldn't fit.

I think I'd burst out laughing if someone did to be honest.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it

wasn,t really sure how to take that ha"

a small tack with a large hammer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it

wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!!"

hahahah so an insult

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it

wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!!

hahahah so an insult

"

Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it

wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!!

hahahah so an insult

Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!!"

Make it 98 and you've got a deal Mrs R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys Right here we go;

What do you think when your in bed and a girl tells you that you have a lovely big cock, That will hurt when you shove it in or that your cock wont fit, lol

Do you take it as a compliment or you think she's just trying to patter you up.

Yes it has happened to me, (although I wished I had recorded the compliments), Cough!, Cough!

Oh I can't Wait For the Replies To This Post

"

It's just patter horsey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly never heard that from a woman lol

I did meet a woman from here once who said she loved mine coz the way it curves when 100% hard it was hitting her gspot so a suppose that's good

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Sadly never heard that from a woman lol

I did meet a woman from here once who said she loved mine coz the way it curves when 100% hard it was hitting her gspot so a suppose that's good"

See now I gotta go look CoP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to saying those words some day.

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it

wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!!

hahahah so an insult

Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!!"

Suppose your not 90kg? .....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it

wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!!

hahahah so an insult

Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!!

Suppose your not 90kg? ..... "

Ffs ive got nothing going for me on this thread....away to sulk

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By *b12345678Man
over a year ago

Highlands

Its just patter

Just like when we say her pussy is the best tasting one ever

The best pussy you ever tasted was the first time..

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it

wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!!

hahahah so an insult

Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!!

Suppose your not 90kg? ..... "

OK then 2 x 45kilo ones would do!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it

wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!!

hahahah so an insult

Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!!

Suppose your not 90kg? ..... OK then 2 x 45kilo ones would do!!"

I did offer 97kg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got that "problem" OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told im too big for anal from some girls,but think that's a great "get out clause for can't be arsed with that thing going up my bum pun intended"

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By *arried adventurers!Couple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"Looking forward to saying those words some day. "

Don't we all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking forward to saying those words some day.

Don't we all "

ffs I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quite a few times, it was a tad sore for the lady's so i naturally went very very slowly, they still loved how it felt.

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lube is your friend...

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Lube is your friend...

"

Jeez the last thing I need is lube. They would slip out

How big and wide is your cock? Bigger than a watermelon just take it as a compliment.

Oh and go slow at first just incase your too rough to start and she's not turned on enough

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

oh bring on the lube please......a litre of the stuff..!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Lube is your friend...

"

horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am often told my cock is really thick. I wonder if thAt is code for I thought it would be longer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SO ???

Is it wrong to ask; "is it in yet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SO ???

Is it wrong to ask; "is it in yet"

"

Or, I love a man that starts with a finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spilled my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SO ???

Is it wrong to ask; "is it in yet"

Or, I love a man that starts with a finger "

I would just move to Tibet & become a monk after that 1,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lube is your friend...

horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol "

You kidding that cheapskate would use margarine..supermarket own brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lube is your friend...

horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol

You kidding that cheapskate would use margarine..supermarket own brand "

Or spit and rub....

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown


"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it

wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!!

hahahah so an insult

Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!!"

It's all about the hips and thrust

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


" What do you think when your in bed and a girl tells you that you have a lovely big cock? "

Suggest she pays a visit to her local Specsavers.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


" What do you think when your in bed and a girl tells you that you have a lovely big cock?

"

Normally thats the point i wake up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lube is your friend...

horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol "

Ya Fanny lol

You been listening to my mammy again

loll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lube is your friend...

horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol

You kidding that cheapskate would use margarine..supermarket own brand "

Wrong !!!! I only use quality. Quality for Quality, that's my motto

pmsl

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Lube is your friend...

horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol

Ya Fanny lol

You been listening to my mammy again

loll

"

tut tut horsey what a way to speak to a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lube is your friend...

horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol

Ya Fanny lol

You been listening to my mammy again

loll

My Mammy isn't a lady

tut tut horsey what a way to speak to a lady "

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By *axter1987Man
over a year ago

your hotlist

had it a few times but still think it's a bam up. I've seen some profiles on here

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

I've been refused sex after being wanked hard, it's shit tbh all of a sudden you see your knob as a problem rather than a gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or if you're in a cheeky mood n don't mind a good slap you could say...."Just as well you've got a massive fanny then eh!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could never be too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always feel like they're buttering you up..

Until you try to go right in and they squeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could never be too big "

Oh I'm with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amazed though by the amount of guys who brag about their cock size and I'm like........is that it lol

One guy said he had an 11 incher........he must have been getting his inches mixed up with his cms

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Lol now that just silly after all I think you would notice eventually lol

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By *inkinessCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

Simple response to a girl saying cock was too big would be:

"Get it right up yee!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm amazed though by the amount of guys who brag about their cock size and I'm like........is that it lol

One guy said he had an 11 incher........he must have been getting his inches mixed up with his cms

"

oi a 2 inches looks good sideways

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm amazed though by the amount of guys who brag about their cock size and I'm like........is that it lol

One guy said he had an 11 incher........he must have been getting his inches mixed up with his cms

"

lmfao would never brag especially on here seems to be some massive bangers and woman who say bigger is better so the chances of me ever having the biggest she has had is very slim lol that said I'm still proud of mini me lmfao

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Or if you're in a cheeky mood n don't mind a good slap you could say...."Just as well you've got a massive fanny then eh!" "

that would make me laugh..........right after I strop around calling you everything under the sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm amazed though by the amount of guys who brag about their cock size and I'm like........is that it lol

One guy said he had an 11 incher........he must have been getting his inches mixed up with his cms

lmfao would never brag especially on here seems to be some massive bangers and woman who say bigger is better so the chances of me ever having the biggest she has had is very slim lol that said I'm still proud of mini me lmfao "

That is Without Doubt is the best attitude to have.

Me I would actually never change it but me Personally I think I'm the whole package that is worth it, everything I bring, including my powerful Thighs, lol

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Size? As long as it touches the walls .....and not like trying to shove a sausage up Sauchiehsll street

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By *ixie and adamCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's really easy for it to be too big actually, especially if the girl is small. The depth of the vagina ranges from around 4-6 inches. If you have a 9" cock trying to fit into a 6" space, it feels like being given a smear test. So, chances are, they aren't lying. Why would they bother to?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I was going down on a lady once and i said to her Wow youve got a big fanny Wow youve got a big fanny ...she said why did you say that twice ..i said .."i didnt"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going down on a lady once and i said to her Wow youve got a big fanny Wow youve got a big fanny ...she said why did you say that twice ..i said .."i didnt" "

PMSL, is that joke not from Predator, LOLLLLLLLLL

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I was going down on a lady once and i said to her Wow youve got a big fanny Wow youve got a big fanny ...she said why did you say that twice ..i said .."i didnt"

PMSL, is that joke not from Predator, LOLLLLLLLLL"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going down on a lady once and i said to her Wow youve got a big fanny Wow youve got a big fanny ...she said why did you say that twice ..i said .."i didnt"

PMSL, is that joke not from Predator, LOLLLLLLLLL

"

If Predators Cock was Tiny, I bet the girls would say its huge to its face, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or if you're in a cheeky mood n don't mind a good slap you could say...."Just as well you've got a massive fanny then eh!"

that would make me laugh..........right after I strop around calling you everything under the sun "

Oooh love to see a good strop!

It's pretty hot I think to see a lass pretending to be more pissed of than she really is!

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