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"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it wasn,t really sure how to take that ha" a small tack with a large hammer!! | |||
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"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!!" hahahah so an insult | |||
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"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!! hahahah so an insult " Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!! | |||
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"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!! hahahah so an insult Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!!" Make it 98 and you've got a deal Mrs R | |||
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"Guys Right here we go; What do you think when your in bed and a girl tells you that you have a lovely big cock, That will hurt when you shove it in or that your cock wont fit, lol Do you take it as a compliment or you think she's just trying to patter you up. Yes it has happened to me, (although I wished I had recorded the compliments), Cough!, Cough! Oh I can't Wait For the Replies To This Post " It's just patter horsey | |||
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"Sadly never heard that from a woman lol I did meet a woman from here once who said she loved mine coz the way it curves when 100% hard it was hitting her gspot so a suppose that's good" See now I gotta go look CoP | |||
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"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!! hahahah so an insult Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!!" Suppose your not 90kg? ..... | |||
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"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!! hahahah so an insult Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!! Suppose your not 90kg? ..... " Ffs ive got nothing going for me on this thread....away to sulk | |||
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"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!! hahahah so an insult Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!! Suppose your not 90kg? ..... " OK then 2 x 45kilo ones would do!! | |||
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"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!! hahahah so an insult Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!! Suppose your not 90kg? ..... OK then 2 x 45kilo ones would do!!" I did offer 97kg | |||
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"Looking forward to saying those words some day. " Don't we all | |||
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"Looking forward to saying those words some day. Don't we all " ffs I don't | |||
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"Lube is your friend... " Jeez the last thing I need is lube. They would slip out How big and wide is your cock? Bigger than a watermelon just take it as a compliment. Oh and go slow at first just incase your too rough to start and she's not turned on enough | |||
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"Lube is your friend... " horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol | |||
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"SO ??? Is it wrong to ask; "is it in yet" " Or, I love a man that starts with a finger | |||
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"SO ??? Is it wrong to ask; "is it in yet" Or, I love a man that starts with a finger " I would just move to Tibet & become a monk after that 1, | |||
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"Lube is your friend... horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol " You kidding that cheapskate would use margarine..supermarket own brand | |||
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"Lube is your friend... horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol You kidding that cheapskate would use margarine..supermarket own brand " Or spit and rub.... | |||
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"i was once told i had a 6 inch fuse but had 13 stone of dynamite behind it wasn,t really sure how to take that ha a small tack with a large hammer!! hahahah so an insult Who cares about the size of the rampant organ?? it's the 90kilo thrust that's important!!" It's all about the hips and thrust | |||
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" What do you think when your in bed and a girl tells you that you have a lovely big cock? " Suggest she pays a visit to her local Specsavers. | |||
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" What do you think when your in bed and a girl tells you that you have a lovely big cock? " Normally thats the point i wake up | |||
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"Lube is your friend... horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol " Ya Fanny lol You been listening to my mammy again loll | |||
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"Lube is your friend... horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol You kidding that cheapskate would use margarine..supermarket own brand " Wrong !!!! I only use quality. Quality for Quality, that's my motto pmsl | |||
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"Lube is your friend... horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol Ya Fanny lol You been listening to my mammy again loll " tut tut horsey what a way to speak to a lady | |||
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"Lube is your friend... horsey doesn't use lube bring out the lurpack lol Ya Fanny lol You been listening to my mammy again loll My Mammy isn't a lady tut tut horsey what a way to speak to a lady " | |||
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"I'm amazed though by the amount of guys who brag about their cock size and I'm like........is that it lol One guy said he had an 11 incher........he must have been getting his inches mixed up with his cms " oi a 2 inches looks good sideways lol | |||
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"I'm amazed though by the amount of guys who brag about their cock size and I'm like........is that it lol One guy said he had an 11 incher........he must have been getting his inches mixed up with his cms " lmfao would never brag especially on here seems to be some massive bangers and woman who say bigger is better so the chances of me ever having the biggest she has had is very slim lol that said I'm still proud of mini me lmfao | |||
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"Or if you're in a cheeky mood n don't mind a good slap you could say...."Just as well you've got a massive fanny then eh!" " that would make me laugh..........right after I strop around calling you everything under the sun | |||
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"I'm amazed though by the amount of guys who brag about their cock size and I'm like........is that it lol One guy said he had an 11 incher........he must have been getting his inches mixed up with his cms lmfao would never brag especially on here seems to be some massive bangers and woman who say bigger is better so the chances of me ever having the biggest she has had is very slim lol that said I'm still proud of mini me lmfao " That is Without Doubt is the best attitude to have. Me I would actually never change it but me Personally I think I'm the whole package that is worth it, everything I bring, including my powerful Thighs, lol | |||
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"I was going down on a lady once and i said to her Wow youve got a big fanny Wow youve got a big fanny ...she said why did you say that twice ..i said .."i didnt" " PMSL, is that joke not from Predator, LOLLLLLLLLL | |||
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"I was going down on a lady once and i said to her Wow youve got a big fanny Wow youve got a big fanny ...she said why did you say that twice ..i said .."i didnt" PMSL, is that joke not from Predator, LOLLLLLLLLL" | |||
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"I was going down on a lady once and i said to her Wow youve got a big fanny Wow youve got a big fanny ...she said why did you say that twice ..i said .."i didnt" PMSL, is that joke not from Predator, LOLLLLLLLLL " If Predators Cock was Tiny, I bet the girls would say its huge to its face, pmsl | |||
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"Or if you're in a cheeky mood n don't mind a good slap you could say...."Just as well you've got a massive fanny then eh!" that would make me laugh..........right after I strop around calling you everything under the sun " Oooh love to see a good strop! It's pretty hot I think to see a lass pretending to be more pissed of than she really is! | |||
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