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And I was on a promise tonight too lol 
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What to do... make myself scarce, or buy flowers or something 
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"Better attempt to make dinner too..minus the food poisoning that will surely follow if your cook making skills are as good as your other domesticated efforts lol "Best take her out to dinner....win win situation LOL | |||
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"Better attempt to make dinner too..minus the food poisoning that will surely follow if your cook making skills are as good as your other domesticated efforts lol
Best take her out to dinner....win win situation LOL
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"Go down to tesco etc and buy vanish pure white or net curtain whitener and wash the whole lot again minus the red knickers and see if that works. 8f it doesn't work just give her your credit card and let her replace the stuff herself ". . I've got about an hour to go, tesco's about a half hour away, I'm in trouble, lol
Mind you... If I take my time I wouldn't be in the house when she finds out, lol  | |||
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"Go down to tesco etc and buy vanish pure white or net curtain whitener and wash the whole lot again minus the red knickers and see if that works. 8f it doesn't work just give her your credit card and let her replace the stuff herself
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I've got about an hour to go, tesco's about a half hour away, I'm in trouble, lol
Mind you... If I take my time I wouldn't be in the house when she finds out, lol "Run for the hills then! | |||
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"Go down to tesco etc and buy vanish pure white or net curtain whitener and wash the whole lot again minus the red knickers and see if that works. 8f it doesn't work just give her your credit card and let her replace the stuff herself
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I've got about an hour to go, tesco's about a half hour away, I'm in trouble, lol
Mind you... If I take my time I wouldn't be in the house when she finds out, lol "is any of her good stuff in it? | |||
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"Lot of sympathy flowing here "We've all done it, even the ladies.....I'm sure she will forgive him.......eventually
But don't tell him I said that | |||
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"Go down to tesco etc and buy vanish pure white or net curtain whitener and wash the whole lot again minus the red knickers and see if that works. 8f it doesn't work just give her your credit card and let her replace the stuff herself
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I've got about an hour to go, tesco's about a half hour away, I'm in trouble, lol
Mind you... If I take my time I wouldn't be in the house when she finds out, lol
Run for the hills then! ". . Fortunately we're not short of a hill or two round here _ndykay, lol | |||
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"Well OP "soon to be single guy as he heads to Hospital A&E with head injuries " good luck ". . hmmmmm best put clean boxers on just in case you're right
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thanks OP,do feel sorry for you honest. | |||
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"u can buy a rinse from asda to put through wash to sort it " . . Curiousgirl you're a lifesaver, asda here I come
Maybe I'm even gonna get me some after all, lol
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"Go down to tesco etc and buy vanish pure white or net curtain whitener and wash the whole lot again minus the red knickers and see if that works. 8f it doesn't work just give her your credit card and let her replace the stuff herself
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I've got about an hour to go, tesco's about a half hour away, I'm in trouble, lol
Mind you... If I take my time I wouldn't be in the house when she finds out, lol is any of her good stuff in it?". . Nah, her best stuff is all in black dirt, lol 
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Just not sure that she'll see it that way, lmao | |||
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"This thread is making me laugh and has brightened up my Sunday thanks OP,do feel sorry for you honest.". lmao, you're not managing to sound very sympathetic at all fist | |||
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"This thread is making me laugh and has brightened up my Sunday thanks OP,do feel sorry for you honest.
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lmao, you're not managing to sound very sympathetic at all fist "Sorry I'm tickled pink | |||
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"Set the wash again but don't put it on.When she home ask her to turn machine.When it finished and still pink.say sheesh did you not check washing...then ask for consolation for the upsetment caused...win.win ". . Brilliant gas, just brilliant, spread the blame around I like it
I think I'll just blame stinkfist, he deserves it | |||
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"Lol yes say you asked for washing advice from me and sadly that's where it all went wrong...I will take the punishment from your other half like a man..on my knees begging for more ". . I distinctly remember "you" saying that those pink workout vest thingies from sportdirect are made from top quality materials and if you've accidentally picked one up along with the whites it will be fine to go ahead and wash them all together
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Now get begging for mercy, lmao | |||
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"Lol yes say you asked for washing advice from me and sadly that's where it all went wrong...I will take the punishment from your other half like a man..on my knees begging for more
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I distinctly remember "you" saying that those pink workout vest thingies from sportdirect are made from top quality materials and if you've accidentally picked one up along with the whites it will be fine to go ahead and wash them all together
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Now get begging for mercy, lmao "We all saw that post too | |||
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"u can buy a rinse from asda to put through wash to sort it . . Curiousgirl you're a lifesaver, asda here I come
Maybe I'm even gonna get me some after all, lol
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"Lol yes say you asked for washing advice from me and sadly that's where it all went wrong...I will take the punishment from your other half like a man..on my knees begging for more
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I distinctly remember "you" saying that those pink workout vest thingies from sportdirect are made from top quality materials and if you've accidentally picked one up along with the whites it will be fine to go ahead and wash them all together
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Now get begging for mercy, lmao
We all saw that post too ". . Lol _ndykay, he said it quite clearly didn't he  | |||
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"I know a way out..say you were helping out regarding the Stand Up To Cancer ads and its time to rightly show support by wearing pink.She will give you a big hug and day "How thoughtful Darling" it maybe means wearing pink boxers etc but apart from getting knocked down and cut out from your trousers who will ever know you enjoy being "Pretty In Pink"" . . And I thought I was the optimist round here | |||
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"Lol yes say you asked for washing advice from me and sadly that's where it all went wrong...I will take the punishment from your other half like a man..on my knees begging for more
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I distinctly remember "you" saying that those pink workout vest thingies from sportdirect are made from top quality materials and if you've accidentally picked one up along with the whites it will be fine to go ahead and wash them all together
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Now get begging for mercy, lmao
We all saw that post too
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Lol _ndykay, he said it quite clearly didn't he "Definitely. 
Would I tell a fib? | |||
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"Years ago, when I was a teenager, we had 2 marine engineering students who stayed with us for 3 years. They all wore white boiler suits in uni and there were around 18 on the course. 6 of them shared a house and when their washing machine broke down, my mum offered to let them use ours. One idiot had left a red sock inside one suit, in they ALL went including our 2 students as well. Half the class wore pink boiler suits for several weeks until they faded back to white again ". . Lmao, and very fetching in their matching boilersuits they must have looked too | |||
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"Right, if anybody is looking for me I'll be in asda "Asda...? You will be in the jail soon,for crimes to domesticated chores. Get a bottle of wine in and grab some flowers and get massage oil in..going to be a long treacherous night for you before forgiveness is bestowed on you. If you even think you will ever see "Sex" again this year then think again | |||
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"Right, if anybody is looking for me I'll be in asda
Asda...?
You will be in the jail soon,for crimes to domesticated chores.
Get a bottle of wine in and grab some flowers and get massage oil in..going to be a long treacherous night for you before forgiveness is bestowed on you.
If you even think you will ever see "Sex" again this year then think again ". . I'm to be forgiven... eventually, lol
Turns out it's her own fault for leaving me in charge of such a technologically advanced piece of equipment such as a washing machine | |||
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"Stick to operating the remote control ". . That would be the one for the vibrating panties would it | |||
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"Stick to operating the remote control
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That would be the one for the vibrating panties would it "What about the wife's.... | |||
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"Stick to operating the remote control
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That would be the one for the vibrating panties would it
What about the wife's.... ". . | |||
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"Right, if anybody is looking for me I'll be in asda "Noooooooooooo
The FIRST rule of hiding from the boss is to NOT tell everyone where you are!!!!!! | |||
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couldnt even tell you how to turn ours on lol | |||
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"Woman assaults man in Inverness asda with cucumber! When asked why, she angrily explained 'The numpty turned my favourite underwear from white to pink and now it won't go with any of my sex toys!' ". . Sounds about right _ndykay, lmao . . As long as she doesn't find the squash display I'll be fine | |||
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"Hence why i stay well clear of washing machines ....i know my strengths and weaknesses couldnt even tell you how to turn ours on lol ". . Lol, you try to be helpful and what happens | |||
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"Woman assaults man in Inverness asda with cucumber! When asked why, she angrily explained 'The numpty turned my favourite underwear from white to pink and now it won't go with any of my sex toys!'
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Sounds about right _ndykay, lmao
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As long as she doesn't find the squash display I'll be fine "See above....it's not the squashes you need to worry about | |||
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"Woman assaults man in Inverness asda with cucumber! When asked why, she angrily explained 'The numpty turned my favourite underwear from white to pink and now it won't go with any of my sex toys!'
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Sounds about right _ndykay, lmao
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As long as she doesn't find the squash display I'll be fine
See above....it's not the squashes you need to worry about ". Oh I don't know about that _ndykay, I've seen what she can do with a butternut squash, lol | |||
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"Hey she should think her self lucky the guy is trying to help until I was single I didn't even know how to turn a washing machine on and even now I do everything on the same wash lmfao anything that needs a special wash gets taken to the dry cleaners I think if my ex came home and I had done that she would cry tears of joy lol " You live and learn richie, lol | |||
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"Hey she should think her self lucky the guy is trying to help until I was single I didn't even know how to turn a washing machine on and even now I do everything on the same wash lmfao anything that needs a special wash gets taken to the dry cleaners I think if my ex came home and I had done that she would cry tears of joy lol You live and learn richie, lol " | |||
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"Well he is still posting so she obviously didn't remove his typing hand ". . Lol, Alive and Kicking andy
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