FabSwingers.com forum: silly sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you can't have your cake and eat it"

I disagree baked a Victoria sponge and ate it today

What other silly sayings spring to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry? I'll give you something to cry for.

No ta.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The ones I find totally silly are;

"This is true" when someone agrees with you, but they're making it sound like they've made the point.

"At the end of the day" - I always finish that sentence with "You go to bed".

Mandy

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

'I'll give you the back of my hand' - no you won't, it will be the palm again

'I'll tan your hide!' - what am I? A fucking cow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day you'll wake up dead

Still find this one a head f*ck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take my hand off your face...

What time do you call this?

See Billy connelly

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you have clean underwear on. Incase you get run. Over. ???

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Make sure you have clean underwear on. Incase you get run. Over. ???"

I always wear clean underwear but doubt it would make any difference to my injuries if boxers or french knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi it's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"If the wind changes your face will stay like that

Forgot that one - my grandma used to say it all the time

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

You get out of fab what you put in.

Aye, whatever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't know if this a Scottish saying or Yorkshire.

When you d*unk ..im 3sheets to the wind....no idea what that infers ha

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Don't know if this a Scottish saying or Yorkshire.

When you d*unk ..im 3sheets to the wind....no idea what that infers ha "

It's probably naval, if you have 3 sheets to the wind your yacht will be at quite an angle as you gain a lot of speed.

But that's just a guess of course lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

D*unk as a skunk never seen any of those poor animals intoxicated

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Sober as a judge - really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill sleep tonight.

Whats unusual about that?

To tell you the truth..

Because normally your a liar, is that what you mean?

Best/funniest/worst thing ever.

Ever really, are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know if this a Scottish saying or Yorkshire.

When you d*unk ..im 3sheets to the wind....no idea what that infers ha "

When sailors in the old days were too d*unk the were tied to the mast to sober up.

Thats what i believe that saying meant. Ita very outdated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll shag the arse off you.

Never seen one fall off yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could eat a scabby horse

Eh really please do then lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd give my right arm - really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take thst jacket off you won't get the benifits if it outside

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

One that gets me is "What's for you, won't go by you"

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Not a saying but you lose something parents always have to ask....Where did you lose it?

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Stop picking your nose or you will poke your eye out, xxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Not a saying but you lose something parents always have to ask....Where did you lose it?

Or 'where did you,have it last?'

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I could eat a scabby dug!

Could you? Really?

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By *radesman62Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"You know what I was going to say".............. no I don't and if I did you would be useless telling me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An old one..

To much wanking will.make you go blind

Mind you I do need specs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explain in your own words lol???

Billy connolly does a cracker with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not getting any younger !!

No-one is so why say it ??

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By *ackInDundeeMan
over a year ago

Dundee

""you can't have your cake and eat it"

I disagree baked a Victoria sponge and ate it today

What other silly sayings spring to mind

If you ate it, then you no longer have it. So you can't have your cake and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll catch yer death! Cold weather is not a disease.

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Eat your crusts and you will have curly hair!!!!!

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By *avdunsMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Too many cooks spoil the broth.........but...many hands make light work! Which is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An old one..

To much wanking will.make you go blind

Mind you I do need specs

I think that one is true

Then again wonder if Bats wank off a lot as you know the old saying "Blind As A Bat"

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"D*unk as a skunk never seen any of those poor animals intoxicated

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think it comes from a skunks love of fermented fruit full of ethenol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still love calling someone an old fuddy duddy

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