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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

where in scotland can i buy a fucking machine? and any ideas of the cost?ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

low cost motorcycle engine from amazon and some minor welding skills... Done

might need to source or fabricate a few custom bits...

I wonder if anyones put up a guide lol

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By *mberbCouple
over a year ago

Lothians

Our friend own an F-Machine they come in at a few hundred pounds Google F-machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got one from love honey that does the trick should have been £250 but signed up for deal of the day and they also send out special offers bought machine when they sent out 25% off offer which they send out fairly regular so got it for £182.50

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By *etsaroundMan
over a year ago

Valley's

As an engineer I have always made some crazy machines, ornaments and little projects.

One on the to do list is a fucking machine.

If I do make one would anyone try it? Not just trying to get a single fem but couples try it out anyone really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lived a sheltered life didn't know you could get this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem with using them is they desensitize you to normal sex.

but if you already don't get off except with a fist in you then I bet they are awesome.

or was that the vibrating seat thing I was thinking about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem with using them is they desensitize you to normal sex.

but if you already don't get off except with a fist in you then I bet they are awesome.

or was that the vibrating seat thing I was thinking about..."
fist !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where in scotland can i buy a fucking machine? and any ideas of the cost?ta"

Electric or kickstart ?

I'd guess a Google search but I doubt you will find any on e bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem with using them is they desensitize you to normal sex.

but if you already don't get off except with a fist in you then I bet they are awesome.

or was that the vibrating seat thing I was thinking about... fist !! "

Yeah its a thing I've done on a rare occasion, woman has to be super turned on though! Xx

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By *oznrayCouple
over a year ago

helensburgh

a reciprocating saw with a dildo on the end

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By *inkyman looking for funMan
over a year ago

bathgate


"a reciprocating saw with a dildo on the end"

Sounds like a plan !!! But make sure and take the dangerous bits of though lol . Mind you everyone to their own I guess

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"low cost motorcycle engine from amazon and some minor welding skills... Done

might need to source or fabricate a few custom bits...

I wonder if anyones put up a guide lol"

true story. a TV friend of mine was telling me of the time they made their own fucking machine powered from a sunroof motor..... so i had wisecracked... " did it leak?".... and quick as a flash she said... " No, but the fucking car did"...

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By *inkyman looking for funMan
over a year ago

bathgate


"low cost motorcycle engine from amazon and some minor welding skills... Done

might need to source or fabricate a few custom bits...

I wonder if anyones put up a guide lol

true story. a TV friend of mine was telling me of the time they made their own fucking machine powered from a sunroof motor..... so i had wisecracked... " did it leak?".... and quick as a flash she said... " No, but the fucking car did"... "

Brilliant !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a drill with a slow speed setting and plonk a huge dildo over the chuck and my uncle is called Robert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a drill with a slow speed setting and plonk a huge dildo over the chuck and my uncle is called Robert "

Honestly google Sybian seen a few for sale pretty reasonable

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By *dmirationMan
over a year ago

Bathgate

we bought ours on line ... great party piece lol lol

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By *efreeMan
over a year ago

North Staffs

I've made one, but the moderators on here wont let me put a pic on

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"a reciprocating saw with a dildo on the end"

Lmao brilliant

I wonder what Kiki would say if she saw me bearing down on her with one of those

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

My car is frequently that fucking machine when it won't start!

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

We got one called a machine gun fucking machine under hundred pound on net bloody amazing xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a reciprocating saw with dildo attachment and trying to control speed wasn't fun, I also found the noise off putting. We now have an f-machine which had good recommendations it's steady and not noisy. It's good very good fun Jason loves playing with the speed controller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We got one called a machine gun fucking machine under hundred pound on net bloody amazing xxx"
would love to know about your machine I like the look of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones I've seen on sites look antiquated like terminators. Could get just the same feeling with a guy using a vibrator on you. But if I was offered I'd try one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a call where the guy made 1 out of a recipricating saw never worked well ended up with 76 stitches

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