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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Real plumbing problem have a concealed cistern that when i flush pipe moves to side and leaks a couple spoon fulls water down from flush pipe don't know if its too short or maybe something else wrong between cistern and flush siphon ta for any help and i'll have a laugh at the jokes that follow .

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

When I posted about my flooding washing machine I had loads of lovely offers to come and fix my pipes

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ps sorry I know nothing about plumbing

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Ps sorry I know nothing about plumbing "

You know plenty other things that could help me though

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ps sorry I know nothing about plumbing

You know plenty other things that could help me though "

Who me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never even smoked a cigarette x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also need plumbing advice...

Anyone??

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nope. I'm a spark

I'll wire up your cistern tho. Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

The flush has come loose from the cistern I expect, get your hand inside, reach to the bottom and tighten the nut that is under the cistern while holding the flush unit inside at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully you won't get an anarchist plumber.....he'll only want to smash the cistern!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real plumbing problem have a concealed cistern that when i flush pipe moves to side and leaks a couple spoon fulls water down from flush pipe don't know if its too short or maybe something else wrong between cistern and flush siphon ta for any help and i'll have a laugh at the jokes that follow ."

Why dont you phone a local Plumber who is qualified to fix it?

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Real plumbing problem have a concealed cistern that when i flush pipe moves to side and leaks a couple spoon fulls water down from flush pipe don't know if its too short or maybe something else wrong between cistern and flush siphon ta for any help and i'll have a laugh at the jokes that follow .

Why dont you phone a local Plumber who is qualified to fix it?

"

Cause i'm a cheapskate

I'll save money doing myself not a big job maybe spend money saved on some shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick your hand in Steph, and wiggle it about a bit. Bound to work!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Stick your hand in Steph, and wiggle it about a bit. Bound to work! "

Thank you oh wise one - but it's not the Hokey Cokey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I'm only trying to help. Lol...the cistern is concealed anyway...Steph will never find it!

I'm organising a whip round for bridal galloshes and a sou'wester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could it be the ballcock???

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hey, I'm only trying to help. Lol...the cistern is concealed anyway...Steph will never find it!

I'm organising a whip round for bridal galloshes and a sou'wester.

"

You'll be surprised what Steph can find.....did you see those new shoes??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Could it be the ballcock??? "

Trust you

Where's Bothy with that new hot water bottle?

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The flush has come loose from the cistern I expect, get your hand inside, reach to the bottom and tighten the nut that is under the cistern while holding the flush unit inside at the same time "

And ware a mac!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"The flush has come loose from the cistern I expect, get your hand inside, reach to the bottom and tighten the nut that is under the cistern while holding the flush unit inside at the same time

And ware a mac! "

Preferably a wipe clean see through Mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could it be the ballcock???

Trust you

Where's Bothy with that new hot water bottle? "

If THAT springs a leak we're ALL doomed!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Could it be the ballcock???

Trust you

Where's Bothy with that new hot water bottle?

If THAT springs a leak we're ALL doomed!! "

DOOMED I tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...that'll teach me to take the micky! NO WATER at McGinty Mansions today.

No water, no meet, no fun.

Karma is indeed a bugger!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Well...that'll teach me to take the micky! NO WATER at McGinty Mansions today.

No water, no meet, no fun.

Karma is indeed a bugger!"

Where is bothy the plumber when you need him??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well...that'll teach me to take the micky! NO WATER at McGinty Mansions today.

No water, no meet, no fun.

Karma is indeed a bugger!

Where is bothy the plumber when you need him?? "

Poor Bothy... I mucked him about. Again!!!...before he says it.

Can't even rise to a joke about my stopcock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will either be the flush pipe connector as it goes into the back of the pan or the flush pipe connection into the siphon.

If it's the connector sometimes it can just be pushed back in n if it's the siphon it might b able to be tightened.

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