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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone find farting to be embarassing during anal sex or is it a turn on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo embarrising deffo not a turn on, but its obviously going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not a turn on.....unless it's my own farts!

Nowt to be embarrassed about,if someone can't laugh at that then they're taking things far too seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with a wonderful escort in Amsterdam who kepy fanny farting when I was doggie style. She said in her wonderful dutch accent. "you know that noise is not coming from my bum dont you?" I said "I know its not cause its tickling my cock"

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

It's embarrassing when the cleaner is in the hotel room cleaning up and lets rip a squeaky squelchy fart whilst your in the bathroom having anal sex with a hot kinky blonde with big tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!

I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!

I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!"

Ah 27 and already having sex with humorless morons lol hopefully you kicked his ass to the kerb.

Closest I've had to this was trying to hold in a fart while a girl tried to get me off with her mouth... holding it in was so uncomfortable it took ages to finally cum... and she got pissed at me for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!

I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!"

You should've asked him to pull your finger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should've asked him to pull your finger! "

Not going to lie... I chuckled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!

I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!

Ah 27 and already having sex with humorless morons lol hopefully you kicked his ass to the kerb.

Closest I've had to this was trying to hold in a fart while a girl tried to get me off with her mouth... holding it in was so uncomfortable it took ages to finally cum... and she got pissed at me for it "

Lol already...It was at least 10 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Lol already...It was at least 10 years ago "

At that age everyone is a moron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!

I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!

You should've asked him to pull your finger! "
pmsl

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I find it embarrassing.

Also my bf was warned many years ago fart when I'm going down on him and it's his last.

11 years later he's still not done it lol

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Feed him loads of baked beans and watch him suffer as he tries desparately to hold it in!

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By *overocketoneMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

Yes pasta washed down with a few pints of Guiness. Very dangerous. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it embarrassing.

Also my bf was warned many years ago fart when I'm going down on him and it's his last.

11 years later he's still not done it lol"

Good for you! personally I couldn't care less but until a woman farts or goes on the toilet in front of me I'll no do it to her. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my first sexual experience, the guy kept taking his cock right out of me then pushing it back in. Obviously it was fanny fart central, and he said "Can you stop doing that it's really putting me off" Wasn't impressed when I told him it was essentially him doing it!

I think if you can't have a laugh during sex then you're having it with the wrong person/people!"

Ur so right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone find farting to be embarassing during anal sex or is it a turn on ?"

oh must we!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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