FabSwingers.com forum: Hair removal

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not got much time to reply to any comments as I need to get to work but does anyone know off or has experience with hair removal?

I checked a few salons but the nearest place to fife I can find that does butts for guys is Falkirk and they are fully booked this week

If not I'm going to end up doing Joanne's suggestion and spreading hair removal acid near places I don't want chemicals!

btw I know this is a weird request... try to keep an open mind! xx

Love Colin!

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Move next to a nuclear power plant or get a job working there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move next to a nuclear power plant or get a job working there

Pass, I'm quite fond of my chest hair... it's the rest of my hair I don't like

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

pour lighter fluid all over yer erse and light in a well venilated room....

5 seconds of this, no more hair.

or skin.

but the hair will definately be gone

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"pour lighter fluid all over yer erse and light in a well venilated room....

5 seconds of this, no more hair.

or skin.

but the hair will definately be gone

"
lol whilst playing the prodigy's "firestarter" on full blast on the stereo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the suggestion jo lol... bitch! lol

I'd prefer not to die though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just Googled "male waxing Fife" and a few places came up, how hard did you look?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Check there websites, they do legs, back and chest.

Nothing on ass and crack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Third one down, The Home Spa, they do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

checking it out now... you might be my new favorite person. x

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By *ostEligibleBachelorMan
over a year ago

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Just thinking out loud here but how hard can it be just to rub shaving cream on yer backside and shave it in a mirror? Lol. Or just rub hair removal cream over it (if that can be done?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

London, Essex & Kent.

Not sure how you got the home spa in a fife search

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just thinking out loud here but how hard can it be just to rub shaving cream on yer backside and shave it in a mirror? Lol. Or just rub hair removal cream over it (if that can be done?) "

The point is to get it done professionally for once, yeah I could pop a squat over a mirror but blades and chemicals leave red spots.... I want to see if wax does the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bloody hell why is Google such a dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're totally right to go for waxing btw, lasts much longer and a better finish too. I WILL find you somewhere tomorrow when I'm on the laptop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No need I found somewhere and emailed them, hopefully they get back to me in the morning! :D

Need to drive down to Edinburgh but needs must, anyone from Edinburgh wanna hold me hand while I'm tortured?!

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Well I never knew the residents of Falkirk were particularly fond of a crack and sack.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Like Jo said in the other thread, the Sensitive Veet is the best bet.

I've been using it for years and have VERY sensitive skin.

As such using normal stuff once was a quickly learned mistake, I'm NEVER making again.

Mandy

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Sensitive hair removal cream is fine, probs an idea to keep it off the starfish but its ok... its what i do.

Dont shave the cheeks as it gives you a spotty arse and the spots dont fully leave for months.......

Shaving the crack is fine ( with care ) but dont use yer face razor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking out loud here but how hard can it be just to rub shaving cream on yer backside and shave it in a mirror? Lol. Or just rub hair removal cream over it (if that can be done?)

The point is to get it done professionally for once, yeah I could pop a squat over a mirror but blades and chemicals leave red spots.... I want to see if wax does the same

Shave yer arse?????? No thanks. Id steer clear of that idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to kill this thread once and for all I found a salon up on Dundee called hummingbird Salon that does it all and isn't a hours drive.

I've got an appointment for Friday morning!

I'm sure they would strip a rottweiler if you ask them too...

Now I'm scared with all the running about to find the right place I may have rushed into something painful.... lol

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Just lie down, deep breaths and think happy thoughts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop a painkiller an hour or so beforehand, you'll be fine!

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By *ack4jillMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh or surrounding areas. can travel

Veet for men!

Do it and cry in the comfort of yer own hoose

Even get d*unk first lol ??

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Ive been doing some research, and going by the sheer volume of hair you say needs removed.

I think what you need is Napalm, and lots of it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

holy shit bitch, I'm not that hairy! lol

If this place is good i'll make it a bi-weekly thing, the ass at least.

The legs I can nair the crap out of myself. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You absolutely won't need it every fortnight! Monthly maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just lie down, deep breaths and think happy thoughts!!"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You absolutely won't need it every fortnight! Monthly maybe."

really? it's that good? ... wow

Or monthy trip then

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I get waxed monthly, you don't need it more often than that

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"I get waxed monthly, you don't need it more often than that"

Mind you. Men have denser hair so maybe every 3 weeks?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na should still be every 4-6 weeks, slightly more often at first though til you've got the hair in every cycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprinkle some freshly cut grass on your hairy areas. Buy a goat and let it nibble the grass (and thus your hair) off you. Hey presto, a goat to hang about with around town and a smooth torso.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pass on the goat thing... whats with all you women and your goats?

Also more nice tips, thanks.

Actually quite glad I started this thread now... sure I'm getting tortured Friday morning and I'll probably walk funny for a few hours... and I'll probably need some after care cream that's stupid expensive but I'm excited!

Toasts: to new experiences! the good the bad, the icky and the sore!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Get an epilator

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No! not a chance, that shit hurts like a thousand angry stab wounds!

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By *ollydimplesWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

Sounds like a lot of unnessessary pain

Surely your bum cant be that hairy ?

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Arse like a wookie I hear

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

You won't walk funny. If you do they're doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah you won't be sore after it (maybe slightly tender to the touch) but when they finish they'll put after wax lotion or gel on. That stuff feels gooooooooood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass on the goat thing? If I saw a man wandering around town with a goat I'd think I bet he's as smooth as an orange.

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