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"Get down the salon and get a wax!" Yeah go on you wuss!  | |||
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"Didn't work though, apparently my witty banter doesn't work on them... Or isn't very witty. Only wanted to get together and ask him how to shave the ass properly because hair on the ass... Ewwww even if it is just light fur, maybe I need to find a wax person thingy and get them to do it... "why would you need to meet them to find out how to do it ? Im sure like all things in life you work it out for yourself lol | |||
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"Get down the salon and get a wax! Yeah go on you wuss! "dare you to get your chest waxed you wuss | |||
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"Get down the salon and get a wax! Yeah go on you wuss! dare you to get your chest waxed you wuss "Nah, the ladies like it too much  | |||
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"Get down the salon and get a wax! Yeah go on you wuss! dare you to get your chest waxed you wuss
Nah, the ladies like it too much "aye but I DARE you,go on ya chicken | |||
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"Didn't work though, apparently my witty banter doesn't work on them... Or isn't very witty. Only wanted to get together and ask him how to shave the ass properly because hair on the ass... Ewwww even if it is just light fur, maybe I need to find a wax person thingy and get them to do it... "Seriously,,are you taking the piss? | |||
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"Didn't work though, apparently my witty banter doesn't work on them... Or isn't very witty. Only wanted to get together and ask him how to shave the ass properly because hair on the ass... Ewwww even if it is just light fur, maybe I need to find a wax person thingy and get them to do it...
Seriously,,are you taking the piss?"Kinda my point at the top | |||
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... And if it gets too bad just bite down on one of the wooden sticks she uses as your on your hands and knees with your arse in the air... There is no modesty lol but you get a great result .... Oh and the feeling of hot wax right in the ...... Mmmm lol | |||
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"Get down the salon and get a wax!" Will do! Sometime this week. | |||
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"Maybe, just maybe, the transsexual wasn't very happy about someone trying to be friends just for advice on how to de-fuzz Just a thought mind "Hell I never asked for advice, I tried to have some banter and the reply was "I'm only interested in your cock" Which if that had come from any number of female profiles would have made me and laugh and... Get in my car really fast!
He/she was pretty hot... Maybe I should have just went for it... What's the worst that could have happened | |||
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"Go on the kiss, cuddle, torture thread and see if anyone fancies doing it for you.....I reckon it comes under 'torture' "Wow that is... Extremely good advice
See how come she I post in the forums I get witty intelligent replies but when I message someone they at random they are all text speak knuckle dragging morons?  | |||
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"Didn't work though, apparently my witty banter doesn't work on them... Or isn't very witty. Only wanted to get together and ask him how to shave the ass properly because hair on the ass... Ewwww even if it is just light fur, maybe I need to find a wax person thingy and get them to do it... why would you need to meet them to find out how to do it ?
Im sure like all things in life you work it out for yourself lol"I've been up almost 30 hours, I'm experiencing minor insomnia, figuring stuff out isn't high on my brains list of priorities | |||
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"Get down the salon and get a wax! Yeah go on you wuss! dare you to get your chest waxed you wuss "Hell no I love my chest hair, its sexy as fuck! | |||
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"Didn't work though, apparently my witty banter doesn't work on them... Or isn't very witty. Only wanted to get together and ask him how to shave the ass properly because hair on the ass... Ewwww even if it is just light fur, maybe I need to find a wax person thingy and get them to do it...
Seriously,,are you taking the piss?"Sorry this thread isn't meant to offend, if you take it that way then you've read it wrong. | |||
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"If you reffered to the TS as "he" then thats possibly a reason for the cold response. ... When talking to a TV/TS its always the feminine manner of she/her you address them in, being called he, mate, buddy, pal etc.... will usually irritate Just saying like. P.S two mirrors "See I don't have a ton of experience with TV/TS except maybe in chat and the only ones that message me are all penis this and dick that. Honestly my only interest with her (almost made that mistake twice) was friendly banter... Then she sent a face picture and she was hot! But alas I couldn't promise my penis to her satisfaction because I have no experience in that field... No idea if my penis will shrink away or do its current trick of going so solid I could use it to prop myself up 
I'm sure it would have been an experience one way or another but decided to give it a miss since I'm not a giant fan of 20 minutes of grunts and a tiny explosion... | |||
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"If you reffered to the TS as "he" then thats possibly a reason for the cold response. ... When talking to a TV/TS its always the feminine manner of she/her you address them in, being called he, mate, buddy, pal etc.... will usually irritate Just saying like. P.S two mirrors
See I don't have a ton of experience with TV/TS except maybe in chat and the only ones that message me are all penis this and dick that.
Honestly my only interest with her (almost made that mistake twice) was friendly banter... Then she sent a face picture and she was hot!
But alas I couldn't promise my penis to her satisfaction because I have no experience in that field... No idea if my penis will shrink away or do its current trick of going so solid I could use it to prop myself up
I'm sure it would have been an experience one way or another but decided to give it a miss since I'm not a giant fan of 20 minutes of grunts and a tiny explosion... "20mns?...were you gonna go it twice? ..'.
A hot TV/TS locally?..... i probably know her .....you should have done it, im sure mr winkles would have went all mr stiffy for you lol | |||
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" 20mns?...were you gonna go it twice? ..'.
A hot TV/TS locally?..... i probably know her .....you should have done it, im sure mr winkles would have went all mr stiffy for you lol"Ah yes mock all you like, I don't have any issues with lasting you sexy bitch lol
Yeah I should have, pretty sure she never blocked me though so always a second chance... Its the benefit of being polite.
If you do talk to her... Username starts with "Bl" put in a good word for me. Hey maybe I'll love it so much it'll become my "thing" xx | |||
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"If you reffered to the TS as "he" then thats possibly a reason for the cold response. ... When talking to a TV/TS its always the feminine manner of she/her you address them in, being called he, mate, buddy, pal etc.... will usually irritate Just saying like. P.S two mirrors
See I don't have a ton of experience with TV/TS except maybe in chat and the only ones that message me are all penis this and dick that.
Honestly my only interest with her (almost made that mistake twice) was friendly banter... Then she sent a face picture and she was hot!
But alas I couldn't promise my penis to her satisfaction because I have no experience in that field... No idea if my penis will shrink away or do its current trick of going so solid I could use it to prop myself up
I'm sure it would have been an experience one way or another but decided to give it a miss since I'm not a giant fan of 20 minutes of grunts and a tiny explosion... "Oh ffs man up... If you can cope with the waxing, then 20 mins of your grunting as the lovely lady teaches you what your smooth ass is for would work wonders for your outlook oh and who says she would have a tiny explosion | |||
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" Oh ffs man up... If you can cope with the waxing, then 20 mins of your grunting as the lovely lady teaches you what your smooth ass is for would work wonders for your outlook oh and who says she would have a tiny explosion "Hmmm I feel seriously out gunned in this conversation... I was assuming I'd be doing the pounding grunting and exploding and then reciprocate in some way... 20 minutes only gets you a tiny explosion, 30 will get you a nice coverage, 45 and if I've not had a wank or sex for a week shit looks like a bukkake party. And I still haven't figured out a way to ask a salon to wax my ass... If anyone in here offers that service id rather pay a fabber to do it! | |||
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" Oh ffs man up... If you can cope with the waxing, then 20 mins of your grunting as the lovely lady teaches you what your smooth ass is for would work wonders for your outlook oh and who says she would have a tiny explosion
Hmmm I feel seriously out gunned in this conversation... I was assuming I'd be doing the pounding grunting and exploding and then reciprocate in some way... 20 minutes only gets you a tiny explosion, 30 will get you a nice coverage, 45 and if I've not had a wank or sex for a week shit looks like a bukkake party.
And I still haven't figured out a way to ask a salon to wax my ass...
If anyone in here offers that service id rather pay a fabber to do it!"Right ... Peaches salon in Falkirk ... Just phone tell em you want a bum and crack wax and book it ... They have guys all the time and the girls there are fab... They dont care and would wax a poodle ... Don't think you will get over excited ... The hot wax will get rid of it but hey all done in ten mins... Mab longer if you are seriously hairy bummed... Oh ... Other salons are available... Then when you have a nice smooth butt go and become enlightened with you new found friend who will teach you a thing or two... Be openminded...  | |||
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"Know anywhere closer? i will do it if i have too but 57 minute drive each way for someone to torture me is excessive lol "I bet the drive back would feel a lot longer sitting on that freshly waxed bum
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"Know anywhere closer? i will do it if i have too but 57 minute drive each way for someone to torture me is excessive lol
I bet the drive back would feel a lot longer sitting on that freshly waxed bum
Ouchy ! "Nooo the drive is better ... Feels great and much more sensitive... Stop putting him off and giving him excuses !! | |||
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"Any other this week *" Excuses excuses
Next week? I could come and hold your hand not sadistic at all | |||
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" 20mns?...were you gonna go it twice? ..'.
A hot TV/TS locally?..... i probably know her .....you should have done it, im sure mr winkles would have went all mr stiffy for you lol
Ah yes mock all you like, I don't have any issues with lasting you sexy bitch lol
Yeah I should have, pretty sure she never blocked me though so always a second chance... Its the benefit of being polite.
If you do talk to her... Username starts with "Bl" put in a good word for me. Hey maybe I'll love it so much it'll become my "thing" xx"Lol.... I think your already semi hooked on the idea of a Tgirl
No need for the name calling, less of the sexy. Bitch is fine lol x | |||
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" Lol.... I think your already semi hooked on the idea of a Tgirl
No need for the name calling, less of the sexy. Bitch is fine lol x"I'm fascinated by all aspects of sex even the really weird ones that at first glance I think... why?
You never know if your into something until you try it...
Except marmite... i'm not eating that! xx | |||
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"I think I see a new post coming calling for someone from fab with experience in hair removal to start a side fab business for people not flexible enough or brave enough to spread hair removal acid next to there hole. "Nair sensitive the white packaging.... doesnt burn. Use it all the time.  | |||
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"I think I see a new post coming calling for someone from fab with experience in hair removal to start a side fab business for people not flexible enough or brave enough to spread hair removal acid next to there hole. "Oh dear.... If you though plucking up the courage to phone Peaches was bad.... Have a read at the Amazon reviews of men's hair removal cream... Guaranteed to have you clenching at the thought... A seconds delay in removing it will leave you with a baboons arse and a bum like the Japanese flag.... Your fab date for the weekend will spend it smoothing Savlon on your barren bum and your nads will be having swimming lessons in buckets of ice water... Be afraid.... Be very afraid | |||
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"I think I see a new post coming calling for someone from fab with experience in hair removal to start a side fab business for people not flexible enough or brave enough to spread hair removal acid next to there hole.
Oh dear.... If you though plucking up the courage to phone Peaches was bad.... Have a read at the Amazon reviews of men's hair removal cream... Guaranteed to have you clenching at the thought... A seconds delay in removing it will leave you with a baboons arse and a bum like the Japanese flag.... Your fab date for the weekend will spend it smoothing Savlon on your barren bum and your nads will be having swimming lessons in buckets of ice water... Be afraid.... Be very afraid "I'm 100% sure their are women on this site that would enjoy that
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"no a transsexual is someone who wants to change gender, either male to female or female to male..... doesnt have any reflection on whether they are gay/bi or straight... theres many different categories within the umbrella term 'transgender' but most people get confused with them "I will probably get stick for this but it dosnt matter how the person views theirself but how folk view them. I know a few tvs and I steer clear of gender specific titles as they may see themselves as fem but to me they are just guys in a dress and I couldnt identify or treat them in the regard I treats woman | |||
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"no a transsexual is someone who wants to change gender, either male to female or female to male..... doesnt have any reflection on whether they are gay/bi or straight... theres many different categories within the umbrella term 'transgender' but most people get confused with them I will probably get stick for this but it dosnt matter how the person views theirself but how folk view them. I know a few tvs and I steer clear of gender specific titles as they may see themselves as fem but to me they are just guys in a dress and I couldnt identify or treat them in the regard I treats woman "well, i wasnt talking about TVs... i was answering what is a trans sexual.... a TS is not a TV....vut thanks for the invaluable input anyway | |||
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"no a transsexual is someone who wants to change gender, either male to female or female to male..... doesnt have any reflection on whether they are gay/bi or straight... theres many different categories within the umbrella term 'transgender' but most people get confused with them I will probably get stick for this but it dosnt matter how the person views theirself but how folk view them. I know a few tvs and I steer clear of gender specific titles as they may see themselves as fem but to me they are just guys in a dress and I couldnt identify or treat them in the regard I treats woman
well, i wasnt talking about TVs... i was answering what is a trans sexual.... a TS is not a TV....vut thanks for the invaluable input anyway "I understand what a ts is but until there is a full transfomation it can be hard for people to see them as anything but what they were born as. And even then some wont accept that as an example if I talk to a pre op I would refrain from gender specific titles as I wouldnt be happy or comfortable using them but a post op I do use gender specific terms. It seems tome that is the point the op was getting at | |||
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"I'm pretty sure the point the OP was getting at was how to have a hair free arse, but perhaps it's just me " | |||
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"no a transsexual is someone who wants to change gender, either male to female or female to male..... doesnt have any reflection on whether they are gay/bi or straight... theres many different categories within the umbrella term 'transgender' but most people get confused with them I will probably get stick for this but it dosnt matter how the person views theirself but how folk view them. I know a few tvs and I steer clear of gender specific titles as they may see themselves as fem but to me they are just guys in a dress and I couldnt identify or treat them in the regard I treats woman
well, i wasnt talking about TVs... i was answering what is a trans sexual.... a TS is not a TV....vut thanks for the invaluable input anyway "Don't roast him to hard hun, before yesterday I was as clueless as him. | |||
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"I'm pretty sure the point the OP was getting at was how to have a hair free arse, but perhaps it's just me "It's a goal for myself and everyone needs a goal... Either I find someone who can help or I take up joga until I'm flexible enough to do this for myself... I have a theory that women and TV/TS's might be the most flexible because of all the contortionist crap you need to go though to remove hair from the back of your upper legs
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"Social event Edinburgh ...14th November all welcome ..sorry for hijacking post xx" baldy arses only welcome? | |||
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"yeah but most places will do women no problem... men they don't bother putting up a price for butt wax because nobody at the salon is willing to do it... mostly cos men can be pigs..." Not at my salon, they're professionals | |||
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"im going to an event in edinburgh on the 14th..... its a small night called TG "I might go to the Xmas night! | |||
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"im going to an event in edinburgh on the 14th..... its a small night called TG "I heard of it... what are the chances... no as a newb she would freak out! 
At some point I'm coming to one of these bloody parties if I have to stick a nose ring in and get led there as Jo's sub bitch! | |||
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