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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Could be wrong but are disability dogs not exempt

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By *oody2shoesWoman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John "

aww u scared him off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John "

fuckin bastard in auto correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If a blind person is out with their guide dog and it has a shite,who picks it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a guide dog does a poo, the owner cleans it up in exactly the same way as a sighted person has to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off "

woof woof

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When a guide dog does a poo, the owner cleans it up in exactly the same way as a sighted person has to."
kinda difficult if they can't see where the dog has had a shit

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By *oody2shoesWoman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof "

u barking at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Police on horseback should also carry a shovel, seriously Dog owners can get fined for not picking up their mess but Horses can destroy entire roads with about a ton of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a guide dog does a poo, the owner cleans it up in exactly the same way as a sighted person has to.kinda difficult if they can't see where the dog has had a shit "

Perhaps, but the dog is well trained and the smell is a good indication of where it is.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

But it is an interesting question lol

But I guess that the blind person has heightened senses so can either smell or feel for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If these are the burning questions that are occupying your mind then you need to get out more dlt

And often dogs can be trained to 'toilet' on command ....apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me "

trying to scare you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you "

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft "

better than scaring yourself every morning you look in the mirror

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft "

Does he actually cast a shadow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow "

with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow "

What he means is 'no - too short'

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

What he means is 'no - too short' "

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft better than scaring yourself every morning you look in the mirror "

That's why Mrs DLT hid the mirrors from you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow "

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' "

coming from king of the wookies that's rich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft better than scaring yourself every morning you look in the mirror

That's why Mrs DLT hid the mirrors from you "

unlike your hoose where every mirror is broken

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich "

Still taller than an ewok

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok "

Just

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just "

Just is enough

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough "

Said no-one EVER

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER "

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol "

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl "

Hmmmmmmmmm skoda sandwich DLT??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

Hmmmmmmmmm skoda sandwich DLT?? "

aye right you are

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

Hmmmmmmmmm skoda sandwich DLT?? aye right you are "

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

im not being the meat in a dlt furry sandwich

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


" im not being the meat in a dlt furry sandwich "

I think you'd look good in a small chunk of metal in between the two of us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" im not being the meat in a dlt furry sandwich

I think you'd look good in a small chunk of metal in between the two of us "

all I can think of now is _unkie dressed up as dirty lyall Wallace in convoy getting squashed between pig pen and spidermike

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


" im not being the meat in a dlt furry sandwich

I think you'd look good in a small chunk of metal in between the two of us all I can think of now is _unkie dressed up as dirty lyall Wallace in convoy getting squashed between pig pen and spidermike "

pmsfl

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Theres summit wrong with you 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres summit wrong with you 2 lol "
that coming from someone who's profile picture looks like an x-ray

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Theres summit wrong with you 2 lol that coming from someone who's profile picture looks like an x-ray "

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl "

I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count "

oh fucking really?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really? "

Only size that matters for me is my bank balance

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?

Only size that matters for me is my bank balance "

And dress size

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?

Only size that matters for me is my bank balance

And dress size "

That's bigger than my bank balance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?

Only size that matters for me is my bank balance

And dress size

That's bigger than my bank balance "

so is furries

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?

Only size that matters for me is my bank balance

And dress size

That's bigger than my bank balance so is furries "

But you've never seen my bank balance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?

Only size that matters for me is my bank balance

And dress size

That's bigger than my bank balance so is furries

But you've never seen my bank balance "

I was on about your dress size

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Why would a guid dog need a cap?

John

aww u scared him off woof woof

u barking at me trying to scare you

You couldn't even scare your own shadow! Pffft

Does he actually cast a shadow with my special forces training I've learned how to avoid casting a shadow

Oh, and it wasn't special forces - it was 'how to be an ewok' coming from king of the wookies that's rich

Still taller than an ewok

Just

Just is enough

Said no-one EVER

Hang on a second..........you're not exactly a giant either lol

Compared to you and dlt i am pmsl

I don't even need a pair of heels on I'm bigger than the three of you remember size dosen't always count oh fucking really?

Only size that matters for me is my bank balance

And dress size

That's bigger than my bank balance so is furries

But you've never seen my bank balance I was on about your dress size "

Don't have one......they don't look good with my chest

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It is intended that dog fouling offences are not

applicable to working dogs or to guide dogs .

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"It is intended that dog fouling offences are not

applicable to working dogs or to guide dogs . "

My parent's had a retired one ...He picked up his own shìte x

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Spit or swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a guide dog does a poo, the owner cleans it up in exactly the same way as a sighted person has to."

No I think they are exempt but probably do pick up if able. I would imagine guide dogs are probably trained not to drop their arse contents just any old place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a guide dog does a poo, the owner cleans it up in exactly the same way as a sighted person has to.

No I think they are exempt but probably do pick up if able. I would imagine guide dogs are probably trained not to drop their arse contents just any old place"

My reply was not about the legal position, but the practicalities of a blind person lifting dog shit. It was something I was in the dark about until I asked my blind friend. The dog has a harness on, so the owner knows exactly where the dog is, therefore they know exactly where poop is and bag over hand they scoop up the stinky stuff.

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