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By *e_french OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hi guys,

I am just curious to hear each other worst best excuses for people letting you down last minute.

This is not a rant more of funny topic.

This is my top 4:

1-The baby sitter cancelled we struggled with the kid. (Of course the people on fab warn you a day after you were suppose to meet)

2-No more battery on the phone so we could not contact you. (this is a classic, people contact you a day or two after).

3-The car broke down. (people warn you a day or two after it happened)

4-Periods came. (Some ladies constantly have their periods, strange...)

I am waiting for yours

x

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

They are all plausible tho surely?

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

After a no-show....

" it was easter and i had my family round and that meant i couldnt get to the phone"

Aye, cause it's a well known fact that picking your mobile up and sending a text (or going to toilet and doing it) will automatically alert your family to the fact you are supposed to be meeting a Tgirl later for bum sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Aye, cause it's a well known fact that picking your mobile up and sending a text (or going to toilet and doing it) will automatically alert your family to the fact you are supposed to be meeting a Tgirl later for bum sex "

It is? I so need to stop texting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well actually I was with family last night, everyone was having fun, i innocently went to the loo & when I came back in the music had stopped & they were all looking at me. Dad hit right out with, "were you or were you not in there organising a 3some with 2 t-girls"

Mr Jigsaw

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

The worst kind of let down are from people who just don't explain anything.

Making arrangements with you then on the day go silent and you never hear from them again.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"Well actually I was with family last night, everyone was having fun, i innocently went to the loo & when I came back in the music had stopped & they were all looking at me. Dad hit right out with, "were you or were you not in there organising a 3some with 2 t-girls"

Mr Jigsaw"

Nah, they probably looked at what you were browsing before you excused yourself. I screenlock my tablet to avoid this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well actually I was with family last night, everyone was having fun, i innocently went to the loo & when I came back in the music had stopped & they were all looking at me. Dad hit right out with, "were you or were you not in there organising a 3some with 2 t-girls"

Mr Jigsaw

Nah, they probably looked at what you were browsing before you excused yourself. I screenlock my tablet to avoid this "

No honestly I just needed a pee!!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Ah, but how many shakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than two and it's a...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um 3, is that not ok?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah you might as well finish it off then.

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By *e_french OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Um 3, is that not ok?!"

Lol yes it could be a valid one but they happen to often. It looks like people on fab have un reliable cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That he had ended up in the police cells.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"They are all plausible tho surely?"

Agreed they are all plausible. Especially the babysitter at the last minute.

Sounds more like a rant thread.

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"We didn't realise you were FULL SWAP" So you never read the profile!

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By *e_french OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"They are all plausible tho surely?

Agreed they are all plausible. Especially the babysitter at the last minute.

Sounds more like a rant thread. "

This is not a rant thread more a funny one in my opinion.

I had couples that had issue with kids but a few days in advances they message me... Messaging people 1 or 2 days after is different.

Does it make sense? I am just curious to hear other people that experienced crap excuses...

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"my dog ate my baby and was subsequently abducted by aliens"

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By *e_french OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


""my dog ate my baby and was subsequently abducted by aliens""
lol it is plausible

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


""my dog ate my baby and was subsequently abducted by aliens""

OMG!! thats terrible news. I was seddened to read this, how is the dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""We didn't realise you were FULL SWAP" So you never read the profile! "

Well we didn't - just looked at your pics! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours has been the wife's not free, my fuck buddy is though.

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I once made an excuse ...my niece went into labour two weeks early and I had her toddler dropped of at mine! not good but true.

on the other hand I have twice met the vanishing man ...that chats to u night before and has vanished next morning and blocks u and switches phone off!!...yes it was same man should have learned first time huh? ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once made an excuse ...my niece went into labour two weeks early and I had her toddler dropped of at mine! not good but true.

on the other hand I have twice met the vanishing man ...that chats to u night before and has vanished next morning and blocks u and switches phone off!!...yes it was same man should have learned first time huh? ? X"

My phone wasn't off it was eaten by Bunkie.it was sabotage..can we try again

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I once made an excuse ...my niece went into labour two weeks early and I had her toddler dropped of at mine! not good but true.

on the other hand I have twice met the vanishing man ...that chats to u night before and has vanished next morning and blocks u and switches phone off!!...yes it was same man should have learned first time huh? ? X

My phone wasn't off it was eaten by Bunkie.it was sabotage..can we try again "

haha u rotten wee shite .... I was all dolled up too! mwah x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Why do i always get the blame ..im an too

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Why do i always get the blame ..im an too "

take the mickey u two I might have been upset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their wife was home and wet dreams of them gettin beyond the keyboard were shattered lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do i always get the blame ..im an too

take the mickey u two I might have been upset "

I have. Tissues..here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a no-show....

" it was easter and i had my family round and that meant i couldnt get to the phone"

Aye, cause it's a well known fact that picking your mobile up and sending a text (or going to toilet and doing it) will automatically alert your family to the fact you are supposed to be meeting a Tgirl later for bum sex "

I'm curious, are you giving or receiving? because these guys sound like giant pussies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When asked if I fancied making it an afternoon session coz they were horny but had to decline because I was at work... was told I was a fake?? I'm fake coz I can't make it 4hrs early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When asked if I fancied making it an afternoon session coz they were horny but had to decline because I was at work... was told I was a fake?? I'm fake coz I can't make it 4hrs early."

All my best offers seem to come when i'm at work then i get home and nobody is interested

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By *oderndaylivesCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"sorry I couldn't make last night. I got malaria. Dont worry. Ive had it before."

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By *pinCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh


"That he had ended up in the police cells. "

Well if he gave you the police incident number then fair play

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