FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello all. Looking to hear about the worst ever chat up lines, so if you've got any, get them posted please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the worst ever but this one had me laughing for ages last week ...

Hi i was going to message you earlier but i was too busy complaining to iTunes... They are big fat liars because you are most definitely the hottest single of the week

made me chuckle anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not the worst ever but this one had me laughing for ages last week ...

Hi i was going to message you earlier but i was too busy complaining to iTunes... They are big fat liars because you are most definitely the hottest single of the week

made me chuckle anyway "

yes and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm not Wilma flint stone but I know I can make your bedrock

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By *erudenottoMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

"here sweetheart, wanty haud ma pint while ah go fur ah shite?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol not bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not good you should whack him with your club

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Want to see my parrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to see my parrot?

You never said that to me furry bear,

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Has anyone ever told you your banging like a a toilet door in the dysentry era!!!

Can I treat you like my Wee toe and bang you in every room in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't taste my lips. Would you do it for me?

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By *erudenottoMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

"I can't taste my lips. Would you do it for me?"

Taxing that one

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Want to see my parrot?

You never said that to me furry bear,

Well? Does it work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pink mist not bad but Tina may have you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Guy walks up to me in a bar and says if you can guess what I have in my hand you can keep it.

I said if it only fits in one hand you can f*****g keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a razor cause I want to drag you over my pubes

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Do you want to play Barbie? No, ok I will be Ken and you can play the box I cum in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to play Barbie? No, ok I will be Ken and you can play the box I cum in "

Ha ha that's priceless x

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"Do you want to play Barbie? No, ok I will be Ken and you can play the box I cum in "

Hi barbie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a razor cause I want to drag you over my pubes"

Omg!!

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"Are you a razor cause I want to drag you over my pubes

Omg!!

What if the guy or girl doesn't have any? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the old advert about drinking featuring Iain Robertson???

Iain us half cut and approaches the lady saying ... Ah really fancy u , so how's about it eh?

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"How about the old advert about drinking featuring Iain Robertson???

Iain us half cut and approaches the lady saying ... Ah really fancy u , so how's about it eh? "

That not most places on a weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about the old advert about drinking featuring Iain Robertson???

Iain us half cut and approaches the lady saying ... Ah really fancy u , so how's about it eh?

That not most places on a weekend?"

Lol probably mate , wonder if it works

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"How about the old advert about drinking featuring Iain Robertson???

Iain us half cut and approaches the lady saying ... Ah really fancy u , so how's about it eh?

That not most places on a weekend?

Lol probably mate , wonder if it works

Well ill fated as it was pre the songi must by about 12 years I did say to my ex are you going to stop talking and kiss me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some belters

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By *URRABULLCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Excuse me babe was just wondering if you have pet insurance as I want to batter fuck out of your pussy!!!!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch your belly button from the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or sickest one anyone has ever told me

You remind me of my granny but obviously I've not shagged you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer arse is like an onion doll.... Brings tears to ma eyes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awryt doll.

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