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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not been awake long and have discovered a spider trying to get into my bed.. I flicked it off so I could get rid of it and it tried again.. persistent little bugger. Yuck

It's now dead..

I need a spider catcher in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up once to see a spider dangling from the ceiling about 2 foot away from landing right in my big mouth......cue commando roll off the bed!

Don't mind spiders.....just not on/in me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor spider, it just wanted the same than many men

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Not been awake long and have discovered a spider trying to get into my bed.. I flicked it off so I could get rid of it and it tried again.. persistent little bugger. Yuck

It's now dead..

I need a spider catcher in my life. "

Would you like to borrow my three year old Rottie? He's a great spider catcher! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hate them ..... This is when they start coming into the houses from outside to find females ...... Horny bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woke up once to see a spider dangling from the ceiling about 2 foot away from landing right in my big mouth......cue commando roll off the bed!

Don't mind spiders.....just not on/in me!"

"commando roll" brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not been awake long and have discovered a spider trying to get into my bed.. I flicked it off so I could get rid of it and it tried again.. persistent little bugger. Yuck

It's now dead..

I need a spider catcher in my life.

Would you like to borrow my three year old Rottie? He's a great spider catcher! Lol"

Thank.. I wsas thinking a few conckers. . They don't require looking after but failing that ...

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

I think it must be that spiders are attracted to folk scared of them had no spider incidents my whole life. Think how scarey it must be for spiders a bit like a town standing up to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woke up once to see a spider dangling from the ceiling about 2 foot away from landing right in my big mouth......cue commando roll off the bed!

Don't mind spiders.....just not on/in me!

"commando roll" brilliant lol"

Aye,I usually go to sleep with a dagger clenched between my teeth

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"A hate them ..... This is when they start coming into the houses from outside to find females ...... Horny bastards "

Thanks. Now I'm worried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hate them ..... This is when they start coming into the houses from outside to find females ...... Horny bastards

Thanks. Now I'm worried "

Was in the paper so could be lies

Just put a cup over them x

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

One crawled up my arm hiding in the toilet roll in work the other day !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You killed Boris!! Noooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muahahaha, throw them my way and they'll go in the cauldron...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the average person will swallow 3 spiders per year, whilst they are asleep in bed.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Apparently the average person will swallow 3 spiders per year, whilst they are asleep in bed."
this fact the folk cling to has no basis in life spiders have little to no intrest in us why exactly would they want in an animals mouth is it like deathwish of the arachnids. These statements that folk come out with do nothing more than feed folks fears of an animal we have nothing to fear from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they want to eat you from the inside........


"Apparently the average person will swallow 3 spiders per year, whilst they are asleep in bed.this fact the folk cling to has no basis in life spiders have little to no intrest in us why exactly would they want in an animals mouth is it like deathwish of the arachnids. These statements that folk come out with do nothing more than feed folks fears of an animal we have nothing to fear from"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yum yum!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woke up once to see a spider dangling from the ceiling about 2 foot away from landing right in my big mouth......cue commando roll off the bed! "

And cue Mission Impossible theme tune

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