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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok time to carry out my threat to post random shit,and because steph goaded me into it

Pteronophobia is a fear of being tickled by feathers

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Fair enough. What else have ya got??

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

What is it called if you use the whole chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is it called if you use the whole chicken "
feckin kinky

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"What is it called if you use the whole chicken "

Stobarting?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"What is it called if you use the whole chicken

Stobarting? "

Rofpmsfl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? "
when hippos are upset their sweat turns red

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? when hippos are upset their sweat turns red"

You pissed of a few hippos in your time have ya ??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? when hippos are upset their sweat turns red

You pissed of a few hippos in your time have ya ?? "

I'm glad you said that not me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? when hippos are upset their sweat turns red

You pissed of a few hippos in your time have ya ?? "

of that I have no doubt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 "

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake "

what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me "

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story "

nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturn's ring is the 2nd largest in the universe.

The largest of course being the BBC's paedophile ring

Saw it on Facebook thought it was funny & random shit

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol"

Erm I can read this you know

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol

Erm I can read this you know "

So you would share wine ??

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol

Erm I can read this you know

So you would share wine ?? "

Of course I would ....... As long as there was more than 1 bottle

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"

So you would share wine ??

Of course I would ....... As long as there was more than 1 bottle "

Hahaha ..my bad

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol

Erm I can read this you know

So you would share wine ??

Of course I would ....... As long as there was more than 1 bottle "

Really? Would you share your last glass?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol

Erm I can read this you know "

Only if you haven't already started on said wine ( hide's )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol

Erm I can read this you know

So you would share wine ??

Of course I would ....... As long as there was more than 1 bottle

Really? Would you share your last glass? "

Would she hell as like

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol

Erm I can read this you know

Only if you haven't already started on said wine ( hide's ) "

It's Monday - wine o'clock isn't for another 36 mins

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol

Erm I can read this you know

So you would share wine ??

Of course I would ....... As long as there was more than 1 bottle

Really? Would you share your last glass? Would she hell as like "

That's what I was thinking

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4

It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies

Plus, if the ladies liked you as much as me, they'd look after you like they do me, and they'd give you cake what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me

She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol

Erm I can read this you know

Only if you haven't already started on said wine ( hide's )

It's Monday - wine o'clock isn't for another 36 mins "

In the east there is no specific time for wine o'clock

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday and of course I wouldn't share my last glass of wine..... That's just a stoopid thing to say

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday and of course I wouldn't share my last glass of wine..... That's just a stoopid thing to say "

Told you DLT!! There's no way she's sharing her last glass - she's a fibber when she said she would earlier

Not on a Monday?? What about bank holidays?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart "

Just how bored are you???

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday and of course I wouldn't share my last glass of wine..... That's just a stoopid thing to say

Told you DLT!! There's no way she's sharing her last glass - she's a fibber when she said she would earlier

Not on a Monday?? What about bank holidays? "

Everybody knows bank holidays count as the weekend

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday and of course I wouldn't share my last glass of wine..... That's just a stoopid thing to say

Told you DLT!! There's no way she's sharing her last glass - she's a fibber when she said she would earlier

Not on a Monday?? What about bank holidays?

Everybody knows bank holidays count as the weekend "

Another fib!

Blimey cutie, next you'll be telling us you don't drink coffee on a weekday or forget about stuff in the oven from time to time

Jeeeeesh!!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday and of course I wouldn't share my last glass of wine..... That's just a stoopid thing to say

Told you DLT!! There's no way she's sharing her last glass - she's a fibber when she said she would earlier

Not on a Monday?? What about bank holidays?

Everybody knows bank holidays count as the weekend

Another fib!

Blimey cutie, next you'll be telling us you don't drink coffee on a weekday or forget about stuff in the oven from time to time

Jeeeeesh!!!! "

Oh ffs one mistake and it haunts me for life

And I drink coffee all the bloody time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart

Just how bored are you??? "

This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart

Just how bored are you???

This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol "

Agreed

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart

Just how bored are you???

This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol

Agreed "

Thank bloody god I don't do pussbook!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I'd block him but he knows where I live

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart

Just how bored are you???

This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol "

oh come on that's not fair lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart

Just how bored are you???

This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol

Agreed "

shut it you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol I'd block him but he knows where I live "
and I'm coming round but just mind who is bringing the chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? "
futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh "

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say "

Nuuuuuuut for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say "

aye your right there,should see the way my pal from Newcastle types,takes half an hour to decipher a 3 line message lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me "

nuuuuut me either

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either "

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )"

oh aye that's right,guff lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol "

Shut it peg leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg "

He has 2 peg legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Is the fear off long words!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! "

I wasn't going to mention anything about height as I'm vertically challenged too (still taller than DLT though )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! "

I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross "

Your JESUS ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross

Your JESUS ???? "

aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross

Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water? "

Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross

Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?

Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol "

Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross

Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?

Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol

Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie "

Well given your a southern shandy drinker it wouldn't be real ale for you would it?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross

Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?

Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol

Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie Well given your a southern shandy drinker it wouldn't be real ale for you would it? "

Cheeky bugger!!!! You still owe me a pint!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross

Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?

Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol

Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie Well given your a southern shandy drinker it wouldn't be real ale for you would it? "

Real ale is for hobbits and dwarfs ...ive seen lord of the rings

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross

Your JESUS ???? aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water?

Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol

Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie Well given your a southern shandy drinker it wouldn't be real ale for you would it?

Real ale is for hobbits and dwarfs ...ive seen lord of the rings "

DLT for real ale he's a hoppit no a hobbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross "

I was on about yir legs lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh

I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it!

Easier to type than say

Nuuuuuuut for me nuuuuut me either

But I have my disadvantage don't forget

(I said disadvantage not disfigurement before you get smart DLT!!!!!! )oh aye that's right,guff lol

Shut it peg leg

He has 2 peg legs! I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross

I was on about yir legs lol"

Are you saying your eyesight wasn't good enough to see anything else madam?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!! "

YES YOU ARE!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!

YES YOU ARE!!!"

OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!

YES YOU ARE!!!

OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you "

everybody dwarfs me now..lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!

YES YOU ARE!!!

OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you

everybody dwarfs me now..lol"

I did before cheeky lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!

YES YOU ARE!!!

OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you

everybody dwarfs me now..lol

I did before cheeky lol "

Naw ye didnae!! x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!!

YES YOU ARE!!!

OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you

everybody dwarfs me now..lol

I did before cheeky lol

Naw ye didnae!! x "

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