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"What is it called if you use the whole chicken ![]() ![]() feckin kinky ![]() | |||
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"What is it called if you use the whole chicken ![]() ![]() Stobarting? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What is it called if you use the whole chicken ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Rofpmsfl ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? ![]() when hippos are upset their sweat turns red | |||
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"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? ![]() You pissed of a few hippos in your time have ya ?? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fair enough. What else have ya got?? ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm glad you said that not me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not my fault I know so many good looking ladies ![]() ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() what makes you so sure I don't get cake?_ustcutie always looks after me ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She only has cake if people give it to her! Now wine......that's a different story ![]() ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() nah I've seen her on the wine and she defo doesn't share lol | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Erm I can read this you know ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So you would share wine ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course I would ![]() ![]() | |||
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" So you would share wine ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha ..my bad ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Really? Would you share your last glass? ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only if you haven't already started on said wine ![]() ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would she hell as like ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's Monday - wine o'clock isn't for another 36 mins ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's what I was thinking ![]() ![]() | |||
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"During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools,or if your furry it will be 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() In the east there is no specific time for wine o'clock ![]() | |||
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"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday ![]() ![]() Told you DLT!! There's no way she's sharing her last glass - she's a fibber when she said she would earlier ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart ![]() Just how bored are you??? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Everybody knows bank holidays count as the weekend ![]() | |||
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"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Another fib! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Right!! Firstly I don't drink on a Monday ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh ffs one mistake and it haunts me for life ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart ![]() ![]() ![]() This is mild! If ya have him on pussbook it's even worse lol ![]() | |||
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"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Agreed ![]() | |||
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"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank bloody god I don't do pussbook!! ![]() | |||
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"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oh come on that's not fair lmao ![]() | |||
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"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() shut it you ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol I'd block him but he knows where I live ![]() ![]() and I'm coming round but just mind who is bringing the chocolate cake ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() futt?must be a dundee thing,eh fell do on the well gate steps and meh peh went ske heh ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() I'll stick meh futt up yir erse if ya dinnae watch it! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nuuuuuuut for me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() aye your right there,should see the way my pal from Newcastle types,takes half an hour to decipher a 3 line message lol ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() nuuuuut me either ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But I have my disadvantage don't forget ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oh aye that's right,guff lol ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shut it peg leg ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He has 2 peg legs! ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wasn't going to mention anything about height as I'm vertically challenged too (still taller than DLT though ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I forgot you saw my third leg while I was on the cross ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your JESUS ???? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() aye did you not hear about the trick I did with that keg of water? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ohh good to know ..is it just wine or can you turn it into peroni too lol | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Probably just wine knowing our luck _unkie ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well given your a southern shandy drinker it wouldn't be real ale for you would it? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheeky bugger!!!! You still owe me a pint!! ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Real ale is for hobbits and dwarfs ...ive seen lord of the rings ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() DLT for real ale he's a hoppit no a hobbit ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was on about yir legs ![]() | |||
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"Hahaha! Can I come over and stand on yir sare futt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you saying your eyesight wasn't good enough to see anything else madam? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!! ![]() ![]() YES YOU ARE!!! | |||
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"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!! ![]() ![]() OI!! Still tall enough to dwarf you when I hug you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() everybody dwarfs me now..lol | |||
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"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did before cheeky lol | |||
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"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Naw ye didnae!! x | |||
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"Ahem - I'm not THAT short you cheeky bugger!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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