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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bram Stokers Dracula

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

Oh brother where art thou .....

1 hour photo

And this was our face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh brother where art thou .....

1 hour photo

And this was our face

lol"

I liked both those films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear god just watched miss meadows......kill me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zardoz........most definitely worse film ever made.

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By *overs_albaCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Meet Joe Black. Found it tedious and boring.

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow

Magnolia.

Boring, boring, boring, frogs, boring.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Elektra. Godawful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left behind nicolas cage enough said lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eraserhead, bit weird or nudenunswithbigguns which was lacking in content

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Unfriended (dumb American teens who can't switch off their laptops)

The Happening (killer trees and plants wtf)

Solaris (sorry Mr Clooney, I tried watching this 4 different times and fell asleep each time)

I'm sure there are plenty others but this is just off the top of my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not best or worst but I've just watched the Addams Family with the kids. Forgot how good that film was. I love Morticia and Gomez.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched 'Her' a few months back. That's 90 minutes of life lost forever..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched 'Her' a few months back. That's 90 minutes of life lost forever.. "

and i fancied that as well.

eyes wide shut for me.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Colin.

A zombie movie from the zombie's point of view.

They said it was made cheaply, and it just looks cheap.

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

Lost highway. Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair witch project, absolutely boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet Joe Black. Found it tedious and boring."

I love this film!

The aviator ... 3 hours of my life im never getting back!

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Debbie does dallas

Just never saw the point

7 lives ..danny dyer ....oh my god lol ...thats a brain fryer !!!

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Never-ending Story - remember having to see it when there was nothing else on - it was bloody awful and the title summed up how I felt watching it!

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London - till 25th

M.I.B. 3

Fell asleep, waste of celluloid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fargo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attempted to watch piranhaconda earlier on syfy, didn't even make it past the opening credits

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By *PLoversCouple
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Scarlett johansson is gorgeous but even her naked couldn't save "under the skin" utter horseshit. Also "Lucy" is terrible as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear John

Yawnfest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlett johansson is gorgeous but even her naked couldn't save "under the skin" utter horseshit. Also "Lucy" is terrible as well. "

Under The Skin was absolute horseshit.

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By *PLoversCouple
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

"Scarlett johansson is gorgeous but even her naked couldn't save "under the skin" utter horseshit. Also "Lucy" is terrible as well.

Under The Skin was absolute horseshit."

Haha the only funny bit was watching her pick up guys in hibs and Celtic tops in her white van.

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By *ndermykiltMan
over a year ago

Perth

Smoking aces 2 and the new mad max just don't even bother watching them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoking aces 2 and the new mad max just don't even bother watching them lol"
mad max was pish

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

I really liked Lucy.

Eyes Wide Shut for me. Waste of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfriended (dumb American teens who can't switch off their laptops)

The Happening (killer trees and plants wtf)

Solaris (sorry Mr Clooney, I tried watching this 4 different times and fell asleep each time)

I'm sure there are plenty others but this is just off the top of my head! "

Have to agree with that choice- Solaris, watched it and thought.... Well what a load of rubbish .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really liked Lucy.

Eyes Wide Shut for me. Waste of my life"
thought Lucy was a good film as well

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Bram Stokers Dracula "

predestination.......

that movie was a complete mind fuck, pardon my french it wasn't a bad movie per say but just got weirder and also a bit creepy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kentucky Fried Movie when I was a teen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree with those that have said 'Under the Skin' only stayed until the end as it was irritating my ex more than me!

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By *ifefunseekersCouple
over a year ago

St Andrews

The Road.

Pure pish!

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By *arymore1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry, but you all lose, the worst film ever is Deep Impact, by a long stretch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a soundtrack to O brother though lol

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By *illi37Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

vanilla sky........fabulous cast horrible horrible movie.....slow and baffling in even amounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel Heart - great cast, terrible movie. Two hours I'll never get back again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tropic Thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anchor man.. paanntttss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life of Pi...yes, I know it's all arty, symbolic and clever and the cinematography is amazing but it was a complete snoozefest of boredom.

There were no pies either...

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Another vote for life of pi... the only film I have walked out of the cinema... It was dire.

Also, and I may be hung for this... but I hated the godfather. Only recently watched it for the first time ever - what a pile of overrated rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another vote for life of pi... the only film I have walked out of the cinema... It was dire.

Also, and I may be hung for this... but I hated the godfather. Only recently watched it for the first time ever - what a pile of overrated rubbish."

hate almost any godfather movie(goodfellas I liked)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mosters(the sequel isnt too bad),the first one was heralded for its cinematography,metaphors etc etc..arthouse sci-fi..pile of shit.

Cloud Atlas( it looked so good..was glad I watched it 6 fucking months before it came to our screens)

Total Recall...with colin farrell...holy fuck how bad is a reboot supposed to be..

the new Fantastic 4...god fucking awful...seriously god fucking awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WWZ..

it was talked about it was hyped.. great director, great actor..and OOH..filming in glasgow..wow..

in the meantime, we have a series called the walking dead..

WWZ comes out..its UTTER shit, special effects used from Iam legend(OVER-CGI)..oh..and I think glasgow was in it for a couple of minutes at most...

its a film I could never..ever...ever watch again..just from its hype alone..I was disgusted

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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago

The Council of Elrond

Batman and Robin - It killed the franchise stone dead

Or Indiana Jones 4 that also killed what was a great franchise

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By *PLoversCouple
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

I really can't see how you can like Lucy. Spoiler alert but she basically turns into a usb stick haha. Scarlett looked amazing but that's it for me. And yep vanilla sky is terrible as well. Good shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeepers Creepers - absolute gash, the line "Jeepers Creepers where'd you get those peepers" somes up the whole film for me.

O' Brother where art thou is a great movie though, different strokes and all that I suppose

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By *oody2shoesWoman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire

cold mountains. close to 3 hours that could have been condensed into a hour and half and still wouldn't have been gd

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anything with Danny dyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one - phone booth.

Go into the film wondering how they can make a film all about being stuck in a phone interesting, to then come out realising they can't, absolute shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human centipede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one - phone booth.

Go into the film wondering how they can make a film all about being stuck in a phone interesting, to then come out realising they can't, absolute shit."

i liked phone booth lol x

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

Look up The Room or just clips from it on youtube) if you want to see anything so bad it's good :D

The director/writer/several other things had no idea what he was doing and just kept coming up with bizarre ideas that made no sense, put himself in the film despite being hilariously bad at acting, and so much other stuff. Called it The Room which sounds like a horror film to most people (so people went to see it expecting horror) and it's a drama, just an hour of nonsense loosely about a love triangle.

Featuring a scene where with no explanation, 3 main characters play basketball wearing tuxedos, then carry on with their day, and it's never mentioned again.

As for legitimately bad movies, Transformers 2 was the first film I wanted to walk out of, from pure boredom. Just explosions and blatant product placement every 5 seconds. Felt like the film took me for an idiot. Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fargo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any human being who made it to the end of the last terminator deserves a medal for perseverance. I'd also throw the film Now you see me into the same category of pish. Such a good cast and idea aswel

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Her. From 2013. That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention. But keepers creepers was awful, and the new bond film wasn't that great either

just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone catch anything at the Glasgow film festival ?

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By *ighty21Man
over a year ago

ALEXANDRIA

The blob worst film ever

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By *lberto46Man
over a year ago

Irvine

I would agree with the folk that said Life of Pi what a load of bollocks, it would of been more interesting if the tiger had eaten him half way through.

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By *lberto46Man
over a year ago

Irvine

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By *alnsanCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mrs had been going on about a movie from last week that she liked shen she was a kid & so downloaded it last night for us to watch & I didn't expect it to live up to its name of Shocker it was totally Shockingly pish.

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By *wisted and kinkyCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

"Mrs had been going on about a movie from last week that she liked shen she was a kid & so downloaded it last night for us to watch & I didn't expect it to live up to its name of Shocker it was totally Shockingly pish.

Personally I liked shocker fantastic soundtrack too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look up The Room or just clips from it on youtube) if you want to see anything so bad it's good :D

Featuring a scene where with no explanation, 3 main characters play basketball wearing tuxedos, then carry on with their day, and it's never mentioned again.

You should try the book. One enormous waste of paper. I wouldn't even wipe my bum with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Adam Sandler in it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched the new mad max movie last night. By the end of it I wanted to kick myself in the face it was that bad.

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By *s cynicalWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Mary Shelley's frankenstein with Robert de Niro. ..

Blind date... Kim basinger and Bruce Willis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 rounds...utter garbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life of pi

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Attempted to watch piranhaconda earlier on syfy, didn't even make it past the opening credits"

Aye the sci-fi channel shows a lot of cheaply made films with actors/actresses in it that canny act that good and you've never heard of any of them either.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Sorry, but you all lose, the worst film ever is Deep Impact, by a long stretch"

Deep impact was actually ok.

Think it was out at the same time as Armageddon, which got way more/better advertising etc.

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By *illi37Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Vanilla Sky........good cast , woeful movie, i only stayed to the end, to find out if some wonderful plot twist would explain the turgid hour i had sat through.............it didnt ,it was tosh pure and utter xx

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By *ightimefun2Couple
over a year ago

stirling

Too wong foo. Snipes and Swayze in drag. First time ive left a cinema early

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Cloverfield.

I saw it at a press screening. With all the hype surrounding it it was mobbed. By the end it was half empty and no one had a good word to say about it. Then they all wrote positive reviews. WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batman and Robin - It killed the franchise stone dead

Or Indiana Jones 4 that also killed what was a great franchise "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police academy 7 mission to Moscow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maggie.

Worst. Film. Ever.

I'd rather have my fingernails and toenails pulled out than go through that garbage again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen 'The Bruce' fuck me....it's like a carbon copy of Braveheart without the actors... however, I must single out the English soldier wearing a wrist watch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the one with Euan McGregor in it where it was a futuristic movie where after a certain age you get killed off... He tries to escape ??

Last about 30 mins then turned off

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Bram Stokers Dracula "

One of my favourite films

Prometheus is 2 hours of my life I'll never get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every single gawd damn transformer movie was pretty bad full of spinning metal and idiotic characters (dont wanna sound like a grump) there a scene in the last movie where Mark Whalberg and irish Shia LeBouf are having a conversation about why irish Shia who is 21 is dating his 16 yr old daughter and he produces a card with the relevant legal statue that say its legal to bang her in texas lmao whys that in a movie ? here my theory the director likes escalation and young tail haha so hes had Megan Fox in the other movies nearly naked almost so he has gone right in this movie we are gonnae get a chick who is so barely legal that in sum states she is infact illegal hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet Joe Black. I swear that movie was really 5 hours long!! Never wanted to go to sleep in a cinema more in my life lol

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Elektra, absolutely dire

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By *EX-SMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Mud

Walked out of the cinema during that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes Wide Shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh brother where art thou .....

1 hour photo

And this was our face

lol"

Different strokes and all that,

In our opinion O' Brother Where Art Thou is one of the all time great movies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tree of life ! Proper odd ,depressing ,weird film with a random dinosaur thrown in for what appears to be absolutely no fecking reason at all lol!

People walked out of the cinema mid film- those left clapped when it finally finished & left shaking their heads thinking WTF !!! Painstaking !!! Director needs shooting !!!

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By *haos123007Man
over a year ago

fife

man of steel

shocking remake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"man of steel

shocking remake"
I liked man of steel, Brandon rouths 2006 superman returns was not only an insult to superman but an insult to humanity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bram Stokers Dracula

One of my favourite films

Prometheus is 2 hours of my life I'll never get back "
I've never seen it all the way through, always fall asleep during it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cloverfield.

I saw it at a press screening. With all the hype surrounding it it was mobbed. By the end it was half empty and no one had a good word to say about it. Then they all wrote positive reviews. WTF? "
you won't be interested in the sequal later this year then?

Cloverfield lane

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