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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() well I'm nothing like you describe just yet but 15-20 years time who knows but id like to think I could grow old and still know how to have a fun time and still dress in a way I feel comfortably doing so without looking too much of a pensioner lol ![]() | |||
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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha I really can't see myself as a pensioner ![]() | |||
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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol not that far off now I come to think of it eeeekkkk lol ![]() | |||
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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() It is a terrible vision ![]() | |||
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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() Il only be 50 so still plenty years left in me ![]() | |||
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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() Dead in a ditch, in very suspicious circumstances. | |||
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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() It's being so cheery that keeps you going, eh no? ![]() | |||
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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() In a nice wee old folks home, wearing a bright purple hat...nothing else! Gibbering away to myself and swearing like a trooper. Probably sexually harassing the young male staff too. Happy days!! ![]() | |||
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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() Retired!! Hopefully lol "old git" | |||
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"in my shiny robotic body with extendible 40 inch cock and Hitachi tongue" You mean you haven't got that now? ![]() | |||
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"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club? Lol I think about this a lot ![]() ![]() Recalling the time Simon Cowell was executed on the X Factor live final by an irate Louis Walsh. | |||
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"in my shiny robotic body with extendible 40 inch cock and Hitachi tongue You mean you haven't got that now? ![]() its all prototype stages baby!, I roasted a woman with my robotic cock..literally..so its not very safe. Another woman broke into pieces with my hitachi tongue..as I vibrated her atoms so much...so thats unsafe too | |||
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"I intend to get old disgracefully, I was a well behaved teen so I'm going all out!! You will find me in liquid (or whatever it's called then) off my nut on ecstasy and wearing inappropriate clothing. My grand kids will complain about me playing the prodigy and wonder why granny and grandad have a chest of doom in their bedroom " I love your thinking haha However if I did the same I'm pretty sure I'd just come over as an old creepy man lol x | |||
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"I intend to get old disgracefully, I was a well behaved teen so I'm going all out!! You will find me in liquid (or whatever it's called then) off my nut on ecstasy and wearing inappropriate clothing. My grand kids will complain about me playing the prodigy and wonder why granny and grandad have a chest of doom in their bedroom I love your thinking haha However if I did the same I'm pretty sure I'd just come over as an old creepy man lol x" You already are! ![]() | |||
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"I intend to get old disgracefully, I was a well behaved teen so I'm going all out!! You will find me in liquid (or whatever it's called then) off my nut on ecstasy and wearing inappropriate clothing. My grand kids will complain about me playing the prodigy and wonder why granny and grandad have a chest of doom in their bedroom I love your thinking haha However if I did the same I'm pretty sure I'd just come over as an old creepy man lol x You already are! ![]() ten years ago my daughter said I was weird,my music tastes were weird my dress sene etc etc etc...now she`s stealing my t-shirts,robbed all my skull and goth type jewellery and has started to go to gigs with me,i draw the line at bike rallies tho she aint gonna see me in full d*unken debauchery mode ![]() | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() lost me at knee high boots n no knickers | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut ![]() | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() ![]() it was for pervistic flair ![]() | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() ![]() Hey hun just ignore P, he's a bit of a wanker ![]() | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() ![]() ![]() well you sent me a few pairs to sniff n wank over...take some credit ffs | |||
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"Noooooooo! I love my skinnies & converse (not for fab fun of course).......although I do sometimes wonder up to what age it is acceptable ![]() ![]() Bowling clubs - full of swingers I bet. Just like the badminton clubs in the 80s | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() ![]() ![]() Kinda gathered that lol | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm offended and typing with one hand | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() ![]() ![]() It's ok, I'm typing with one hand too ![]() | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() ![]() ![]() Hush you, no one's meant to know! ![]() | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() is the other hand busy? any pics? vids? ![]() | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() it was all over the news, royal mail thought the parcel was some kind of dirty bomb...cos of the smell... | |||
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"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable. I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol. I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Padster do you want that face, you know the one you make me pull everytime you grate me last nerve hmm? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I intend to get old disgracefully, I was a well behaved teen so I'm going all out!! You will find me in liquid (or whatever it's called then) off my nut on ecstasy and wearing inappropriate clothing. My grand kids will complain about me playing the prodigy and wonder why granny and grandad have a chest of doom in their bedroom I love your thinking haha However if I did the same I'm pretty sure I'd just come over as an old creepy man lol x You already are! ![]() Yeah but not the old part lol yet | |||
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