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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?"

well I'm nothing like you describe just yet but 15-20 years time who knows but id like to think I could grow old and still know how to have a fun time and still dress in a way I feel comfortably doing so without looking too much of a pensioner lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?well I'm nothing like you describe just yet but 15-20 years time who knows but id like to think I could grow old and still know how to have a fun time and still dress in a way I feel comfortably doing so without looking too much of a pensioner lol "

Haha I really can't see myself as a pensioner and I can't see yourself as one either

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?well I'm nothing like you describe just yet but 15-20 years time who knows but id like to think I could grow old and still know how to have a fun time and still dress in a way I feel comfortably doing so without looking too much of a pensioner lol

Haha I really can't see myself as a pensioner and I can't see yourself as one either"

lol not that far off now I come to think of it eeeekkkk lol

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By *e_frenchMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?"

It is a terrible vision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?"

Il only be 50 so still plenty years left in me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooo! I love my skinnies & converse (not for fab fun of course).......although I do sometimes wonder up to what age it is acceptable .

Should I find out where my local bowling club is?

R

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By *ackInDundeeMan
over a year ago

Dundee


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?"

Dead in a ditch, in very suspicious circumstances.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Im not getting older im changing my name to peter pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?

Dead in a ditch, in very suspicious circumstances."

It's being so cheery that keeps you going, eh no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?"

In a nice wee old folks home, wearing a bright purple hat...nothing else! Gibbering away to myself and swearing like a trooper. Probably sexually harassing the young male staff too. Happy days!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?

In a nice wee old folks home, wearing a bright purple hat...nothing else! Gibbering away to myself and swearing like a trooper. Probably sexually harassing the young male staff too. Happy days!! "

In 15 years time I will be in my prime. Children grown up and flown the nest. I might be a glamorous granny. I might be a complete cougar. Or I might just leave folk half my age envious of what I might get up to next. That's the plan anyway. I'm very much looking forward to it. There is no way I'll be giving up my heels for anyone either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?"

Retired!! Hopefully lol "old git"

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Feeding worms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in my shiny robotic body with extendible 40 inch cock and Hitachi tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"in my shiny robotic body with extendible 40 inch cock and Hitachi tongue"

You mean you haven't got that now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45 years yung....still wear band t-shirts,combats,leather waitcoat etc.... only the bodies getting old the minds still fresh....kinda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you see yourselves changing from heels to sensible velcro shoes, elasticated trousers waist bands, matching top and Cardigan from M&S, big knicks and the only socialising is down at the local bowling club?

Lol I think about this a lot I really don't want to get old and stop wearing my skinnies, cons or boots with a band t-shirt

Where do you see yourself in 15 - 20 years time?"

Recalling the time Simon Cowell was executed on the X Factor live final by an irate Louis Walsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in my shiny robotic body with extendible 40 inch cock and Hitachi tongue

You mean you haven't got that now? "

its all prototype stages baby!, I roasted a woman with my robotic cock..literally..so its not very safe. Another woman broke into pieces with my hitachi tongue..as I vibrated her atoms so much...so thats unsafe too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I intend to get old disgracefully, I was a well behaved teen so I'm going all out!!

You will find me in liquid (or whatever it's called then) off my nut on ecstasy and wearing inappropriate clothing.

My grand kids will complain about me playing the prodigy and wonder why granny and grandad have a chest of doom in their bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I intend to get old disgracefully, I was a well behaved teen so I'm going all out!!

You will find me in liquid (or whatever it's called then) off my nut on ecstasy and wearing inappropriate clothing.

My grand kids will complain about me playing the prodigy and wonder why granny and grandad have a chest of doom in their bedroom "

I love your thinking haha

However if I did the same I'm pretty sure I'd just come over as an old creepy man lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha! Loving all the replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I intend to get old disgracefully, I was a well behaved teen so I'm going all out!!

You will find me in liquid (or whatever it's called then) off my nut on ecstasy and wearing inappropriate clothing.

My grand kids will complain about me playing the prodigy and wonder why granny and grandad have a chest of doom in their bedroom

I love your thinking haha

However if I did the same I'm pretty sure I'd just come over as an old creepy man lol x"

You already are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I intend to get old disgracefully, I was a well behaved teen so I'm going all out!!

You will find me in liquid (or whatever it's called then) off my nut on ecstasy and wearing inappropriate clothing.

My grand kids will complain about me playing the prodigy and wonder why granny and grandad have a chest of doom in their bedroom

I love your thinking haha

However if I did the same I'm pretty sure I'd just come over as an old creepy man lol x

You already are! "

ten years ago my daughter said I was weird,my music tastes were weird my dress sene etc etc etc...now she`s stealing my t-shirts,robbed all my skull and goth type jewellery and has started to go to gigs with me,i draw the line at bike rallies tho she aint gonna see me in full d*unken debauchery mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well "

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers"

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol "

it was for pervistic flair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol "

Hey hun just ignore P, he's a bit of a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol

Hey hun just ignore P, he's a bit of a wanker "

well you sent me a few pairs to sniff n wank over...take some credit ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooo! I love my skinnies & converse (not for fab fun of course).......although I do sometimes wonder up to what age it is acceptable .

Should I find out where my local bowling club is?

R "

Bowling clubs - full of swingers I bet. Just like the badminton clubs in the 80s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol

Hey hun just ignore P, he's a bit of a wanker "

Kinda gathered that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol

Hey hun just ignore P, he's a bit of a wanker

Kinda gathered that lol "

I'm offended and typing with one hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol

Hey hun just ignore P, he's a bit of a wanker

Kinda gathered that lol

I'm offended and typing with one hand"

It's ok, I'm typing with one hand too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol

Hey hun just ignore P, he's a bit of a wanker

well you sent me a few pairs to sniff n wank over...take some credit ffs"

Hush you, no one's meant to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol

Hey hun just ignore P, he's a bit of a wanker

Kinda gathered that lol

I'm offended and typing with one hand

It's ok, I'm typing with one hand too "

is the other hand busy? any pics? vids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol

Hey hun just ignore P, he's a bit of a wanker

well you sent me a few pairs to sniff n wank over...take some credit ffs

Hush you, no one's meant to know! "

it was all over the news, royal mail thought the parcel was some kind of dirty bomb...cos of the smell...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I honestly think I'll be just the same and Wearing my skinny jeans and trainers or knee high boots if I'm trying to appear presentable.

I can't see myself ever going for the elasticated waist trousers/skirts and sensible shoes. I certainly can't see myself being sensible and conforming to societal norms full stop lol.

I enjoy acting like a daft cow too much as well

lost me at knee high boots n no knickers

Where did I say no knickers? Mind is in the gutter! Tut tut lol

Hey hun just ignore P, he's a bit of a wanker

well you sent me a few pairs to sniff n wank over...take some credit ffs

Hush you, no one's meant to know!

it was all over the news, royal mail thought the parcel was some kind of dirty bomb...cos of the smell..."

Padster do you want that face, you know the one you make me pull everytime you grate me last nerve hmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I intend to get old disgracefully, I was a well behaved teen so I'm going all out!!

You will find me in liquid (or whatever it's called then) off my nut on ecstasy and wearing inappropriate clothing.

My grand kids will complain about me playing the prodigy and wonder why granny and grandad have a chest of doom in their bedroom

I love your thinking haha

However if I did the same I'm pretty sure I'd just come over as an old creepy man lol x

You already are! "

Yeah but not the old part lol yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plan on getting progressively more mental with every year that passes. I'm gonna have long lime green hair and multiple facial piercings when I'm in my 70s

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