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im converting to Scientology...

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

...just for the banter.....im gonna spend all my cash first and have lots of dirty fun so i'll have lots to talk about in the audit sessions and they'll probably request that i "disconnect" from everyone in my life

any other scientologist's on here or anyone considering joining up? or anyone just think it's absolutely bonkers

cue the mission impossible theme!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

No but if theres alot of hot women with big tits .......

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"No but if theres alot of hot women with big tits ....... "
well that's that then! where do i sign up and who's coming with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity "
hmmm that's really tempting but i was hoping to meet tom cruise and with scientology they promise to take me in a spaceship to meet aliens from another planet so that's a hard choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watched that programme...im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity hmmm that's really tempting but i was hoping to meet tom cruise and with scientology they promise to take me in a spaceship to meet aliens from another planet so that's a hard choice"

Ah but with the mormons you get the osmonds and if you google kolob you'll see they do the alien stuff too

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity "

Ehh no thanks ..1 fecking wife is more than enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity

Hahaha

Ehh no thanks ..1 fecking wife is more than enough "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching this again, L Ron was a proper fruitloop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"go for fundamentalist mormonism instead. Lots of wife's=lots of sex. You get to become god of your own planet after you die as well! Unfortunately us mere women don't, we just get to be pregnant for eternity

Ehh no thanks ..1 fecking wife is more than enough "

You're forgetting the main part of the fundie Mormons thought. The wimmin folk have to keep sweet so you'll never get grief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching this again, L Ron was a proper fruitloop. "

He did start off as a terrible sci fi writer. I don't think he genuinely believed what he was 'preaching' but he certainly knew how to scam people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scientology is definitely bonkers, join the united church of bacon instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or maybe join the church of the flying spaghetti monster and become a pastafarian.

yes this is real

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Scientology is definitely bonkers, join the united church of bacon instead

"

That sounds more my thing ...mmmmmmmmmm bacon mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientology is definitely bonkers, join the united church of bacon instead

That sounds more my thing ...mmmmmmmmmm bacon mmmmmmm "

easy to join up, just fill in an online form. Can be found on facebook

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Or maybe join the church of the flying spaghetti monster and become a pastafarian.

yes this is real "

im already a pastafarian after converting from being a Rastafarian and before that I was a Presbyterian

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

ill stick with being a Jedi I think.

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I will stick with being a Harrypotterarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientology is definitely bonkers, join the united church of bacon instead

"

is our prime minister not in this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientology is definitely bonkers, join the united church of bacon instead

is our prime minister not in this one"

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"...just for the banter.....im gonna spend all my cash first and have lots of dirty fun so i'll have lots to talk about in the audit sessions and they'll probably request that i "disconnect" from everyone in my life

No I am just going to braid hair on a beach in the carrabian Hubbard is a daffy X

any other scientologist's on here or anyone considering joining up? or anyone just think it's absolutely bonkers

cue the mission impossible theme!"

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Lol
"...just for the banter.....im gonna spend all my cash first and have lots of dirty fun so i'll have lots to talk about in the audit sessions and they'll probably request that i "disconnect" from everyone in my life

No I am just going to braid hair on a beach in the carrabian Hubbard is a daffy X

any other scientologist's on here or anyone considering joining up? or anyone just think it's absolutely bonkers

cue the mission impossible theme!"

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