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"At least they start with "hey babe"  "Urgh! I'd rather they never tbh lol last time I checked I might have a wee stubby nose but I'm not a pig hahaha | |||
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"At least they start with "hey babe"
Urgh! I'd rather they never tbh lol last time I checked I might have a wee stubby nose but I'm not a pig hahaha "Lmao!!!! I'd prefer to be the sheep baah raam! | |||
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"At least they start with "hey babe"
Urgh! I'd rather they never tbh lol last time I checked I might have a wee stubby nose but I'm not a pig hahaha
Lmao!!!! I'd prefer to be the sheep baah raam!"Cheers for that. I actually just burst out laughing and the bairn asked what I was laughing at hahaha. | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen "Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up! | |||
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"Some guys really do think this is instashag "I think I've sent more messages this weekend saying to guys to wind their neck in than anything else lol. I'm not feeling chilled enough to just ignore just now lol | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up! "Be a turkey and give us all a gobble  | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble "Haha! | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble "What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return! | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble
What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return! "True. Tit for tat | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble
What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!
True. Tit for tat " yep! Don't like being left high and dry! | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble
What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!
True. Tit for tat
yep! Don't like being left high and dry!""Meet up with me and give me a blowjob before work" And what is in that for me, exactly? Lol | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble
What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!
True. Tit for tat
yep! Don't like being left high and dry!
"Meet up with me and give me a blowjob before work" And what is in that for me, exactly? Lol "Well obviously the satisfaction of a job well done and knowing you've sent someone off to their work with a smile on their face and a spring in their step! That's enough isn't it?  | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble
What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!
True. Tit for tat
yep! Don't like being left high and dry!
"Meet up with me and give me a blowjob before work" And what is in that for me, exactly? Lol
Well obviously the satisfaction of a job well done and knowing you've sent someone off to their work with a smile on their face and a spring in their step! That's enough isn't it? "As much as I take pride in my work, nope | |||
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"Some guys really do think this is instashag "can I have a shag please? | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble
What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!
True. Tit for tat
yep! Don't like being left high and dry!"No getting left high and dry for you! The best thing to get a moist burd is all in the stuffing  | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble
What about me though? Not fair if I give a gobble to someone and get nothing in return!
True. Tit for tat
yep! Don't like being left high and dry!
No getting left high and dry for you! The best thing to get a moist burd is all in the stuffing "Alas, there has been a serious lack of stuffing this bird lately  | |||
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"It's OK, I'll bring my marigolds and we'll soon sort that problem "Dirty bitch hahaha | |||
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"It's OK, I'll bring my marigolds and we'll soon sort that problem
Dirty bitch hahaha "I know, too much time spent with you lot does that to an innocent lady  | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble "Hahaha! | |||
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"It's OK, I'll bring my marigolds and we'll soon sort that problem
Dirty bitch hahaha
I know, too much time spent with you lot does that to an innocent lady "Don't include me in that statement! I'm a total innocent too! | |||
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"Glad to be of service hen
Now I have feathers! Fuck sake! I might as well give up!
Be a turkey and give us all a gobble " | |||
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"Yes seems to be more & more x" Glad I'm not the only one noticing lol | |||
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"Yes seems to be more & more x Glad I'm not the only one noticing lol " "Fancy a fuck?" Usually gets a reply of - yes, just not with you  | |||
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 far too innocent for that | |||
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"Yes seems to be more & more x Glad I'm not the only one noticing lol "Fancy a fuck?" Usually gets a reply of - yes, just not with you "Normally I ignore but now they get ' really?! You honestly think that shit is going to work?!' | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that "Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks! | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that
Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks! "So.......'do you fancy a f#*k' | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that
Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!
So.......'do you fancy a f#*k' "come on then | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that
Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!
So.......'do you fancy a f#*k' come on then "Is that an offer?  | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that
Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!
So.......'do you fancy a f#*k' come on then
Is that an offer? "aye | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that
Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!
So.......'do you fancy a f#*k' "Hahahaha don't you start as well! | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that
Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!
So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'
Hahahaha don't you start as well! "You mean to say your knickers are still not off Ffs woman! Haha | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that
Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!
So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'
Hahahaha don't you start as well!
You mean to say your knickers are still not off Ffs woman! Haha "Who said I was wearing knickers? | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that
Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!
So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'
Hahahaha don't you start as well!
You mean to say your knickers are still not off Ffs woman! Haha
Who said I was wearing knickers? "You big tease. | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that
Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!
So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'
Hahahaha don't you start as well!
You mean to say your knickers are still not off Ffs woman! Haha
Who said I was wearing knickers? "oooofffftttttt!!!!! | |||
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"Called a timewaster for wanting to chat a bit and not dropping my knickers (when I wear them) straight away far too innocent for that
Obviously that makes you a time waster. We' re supposed to drop out knickers for anyone that asks!
So.......'do you fancy a f#*k'
Hahahaha don't you start as well!
You mean to say your knickers are still not off Ffs woman! Haha
Who said I was wearing knickers?
You big tease. "I have been told that a few times. I have no idea why though? | |||
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"As are we all cough,splutter #nearlychoked "Who's innocent???? lol | |||
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"As are we all cough,splutter #nearlychoked
Who's innocent???? lol "Me.... | |||
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"We must agree. We have had 29 different guys this weekend asking to meet. Even though we are not looking for single guys. The % age of guys to girls and couple must be about 80-20... It's untrue!" quickie required now , wear heels,bodysuit(crotchless), put make up on. I'm available for 23mins for a fuck n blow. I dont mind if the mrs joins in either. cheers | |||
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"As are we all
Ditto!! Total Virgin! :D"If that's the case then that will have to be rectified ASAP | |||
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"Best i get is im in the area today fancy meeting up. " Those ones are easy to handle. Just respond with ' no sorry I'm not' and job done  | |||
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"We must agree. We have had 29 different guys this weekend asking to meet. Even though we are not looking for single guys. The % age of guys to girls and couple must be about 80-20... It's untrue! quickie required now , wear heels,bodysuit(crotchless), put make up on. I'm available for 23mins for a fuck n blow. I dont mind if the mrs joins in either. cheers" No need to describe what you'll be wearing P. It's always best to keep that a surprise | |||
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"Omg I think all the poor men in Dundee are going to need body armour on Friday if they have any type of contact with you lot pmsl, thank his I'm not here, poor blokes lol." They'll only need that if they don't tow the line lol | |||
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"Omg I think all the poor men in Dundee are going to need body armour on Friday if they have any type of contact with you lot pmsl, thank his I'm not here, poor blokes lol." It's alright, we've got our rohypnol and baseball bats at the ready | |||
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