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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are many things I've noticed while being on fab. I can't be the only one. In no paticular order (and tongue and cheek) here are mine..

Some people are incredibly talented with angles and photoshop.

There is a vacuum cleaner/ washing basket shortage in the UK

It's all fun and games until someone starts a squirting/political thread.

There is a difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Many pepole seem bright until they speak.

Look at me. Look at me .. no seriously look at me I've updated my profile and still can't get a shag. Everyone on here is fake.

The number of timewasters may or may not have increased but bitching and whining won't change it.

Kiss, fuck or pass was only fun the first 10000 times.

Cake.. where? Ooo squirty cream

Charm is officially dead..

Who knew a sky remote/ beer can or deodorant doubled up as a tape measure?

Of course all women will happily deep throat a random in a car park until their make up runs. Then we skip away gleefully knowing the man is satisfied.

Yes I'm stuck up and quite proud of it.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Think you just about covered it

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By *oody2shoesWoman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire

"There are many things I've noticed while being on fab. I can't be the only one. In no paticular order (and tongue and cheek) here are mine..

Some people are incredibly talented with angles and photoshop.

There is a vacuum cleaner/ washing basket shortage in the UK

It's all fun and games until someone starts a squirting/political thread.

There is a difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Many pepole seem bright until they speak.

Look at me. Look at me .. no seriously look at me I've updated my profile and still can't get a shag. Everyone on here is fake.

The number of timewasters may or may not have increased but bitching and whining won't change it.

Kiss, fuck or pass was only fun the first 10000 times.

Cake.. where? Ooo squirty cream

Charm is officially dead..

Who knew a sky remote/ beer can or deodorant doubled up as a tape measure?

Of course all women will happily deep throat a random in a car park until their make up runs. Then we skip away gleefully knowing the man is satisfied.

Yes I'm stuck up and quite proud of it.

Feel free to add your own

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are many things I've noticed while being on fab. I can't be the only one. In no paticular order (and tongue and cheek) here are mine..

Some people are incredibly talented with angles and photoshop.

There is a vacuum cleaner/ washing basket shortage in the UK

It's all fun and games until someone starts a squirting/political thread.

There is a difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Many pepole seem bright until they speak.

Look at me. Look at me .. no seriously look at me I've updated my profile and still can't get a shag. Everyone on here is fake.

The number of timewasters may or may not have increased but bitching and whining won't change it.

Kiss, fuck or pass was only fun the first 10000 times.

Cake.. where? Ooo squirty cream

Charm is officially dead..

Who knew a sky remote/ beer can or deodorant doubled up as a tape measure?

Of course all women will happily deep throat a random in a car park until their make up runs. Then we skip away gleefully knowing the man is satisfied.

Yes I'm stuck up and quite proud of it.

Feel free to add your own

so true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean you can't meet now? I am horny now!

I am in a hotel/truck in your area just tonight

Kids? Ok well I can come round when they are in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are many things I've noticed while being on fab. I can't be the only one. In no paticular order (and tongue and cheek) here are mine..

Some people are incredibly talented with angles and photoshop.

There is a vacuum cleaner/ washing basket shortage in the UK

It's all fun and games until someone starts a squirting/political thread.

There is a difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Many pepole seem bright until they speak.

Look at me. Look at me .. no seriously look at me I've updated my profile and still can't get a shag. Everyone on here is fake.

The number of timewasters may or may not have increased but bitching and whining won't change it.

Kiss, fuck or pass was only fun the first 10000 times.

Cake.. where? Ooo squirty cream

Charm is officially dead..

Who knew a sky remote/ beer can or deodorant doubled up as a tape measure?

Of course all women will happily deep throat a random in a car park until their make up runs. Then we skip away gleefully knowing the man is satisfied.

Yes I'm stuck up and quite proud of it.

Feel free to add your own

I got a lil bit excited reading that ..but your well short of the rest of the Dramas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean you can't meet now? I am horny now!

I am in a hotel/truck in your area just tonight

Kids? Ok well I can come round when they are in bed

Don't you just love messages like that?! I especially love it when they tell me they'll be quiet and not wake my child!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"What do you mean you can't meet now? I am horny now!

I am in a hotel/truck in your area just tonight

Kids? Ok well I can come round when they are in bed

Don't you just love messages like that?! I especially love it when they tell me they'll be quiet and not wake my child! "

You mean you don't have a ball gag for such an occasion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean you can't meet now? I am horny now!

I am in a hotel/truck in your area just tonight

Kids? Ok well I can come round when they are in bed

Don't you just love messages like that?! I especially love it when they tell me they'll be quiet and not wake my child!

You mean you don't have a ball gag for such an occasion?

Eh no! Why would you even think that

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the age of modern technology, how few people have a light in the room where they take photos!

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"In the age of modern technology, how few people have a light in the room where they take photos!"

Or their cameras/phones don't have zoom function... Lots of tiny people on fab

K x

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By *pl 4 funCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Its also a good idea to remind everyone that your wife had G cup tits every couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are many things I've noticed while being on fab. I can't be the only one. In no paticular order (and tongue and cheek) here are mine..

Some people are incredibly talented with angles and photoshop.

There is a vacuum cleaner/ washing basket shortage in the UK

It's all fun and games until someone starts a squirting/political thread.

There is a difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Many pepole seem bright until they speak.

Look at me. Look at me .. no seriously look at me I've updated my profile and still can't get a shag. Everyone on here is fake.

The number of timewasters may or may not have increased but bitching and whining won't change it.

Kiss, fuck or pass was only fun the first 10000 times.

Cake.. where? Ooo squirty cream

Charm is officially dead..

Who knew a sky remote/ beer can or deodorant doubled up as a tape measure?

Of course all women will happily deep throat a random in a car park until their make up runs. Then we skip away gleefully knowing the man is satisfied.

Yes I'm stuck up and quite proud of it.

Feel free to add your own

Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are many things I've noticed while being on fab. I can't be the only one. In no paticular order (and tongue and cheek) here are mine..

Some people are incredibly talented with angles and photoshop.

There is a vacuum cleaner/ washing basket shortage in the UK

It's all fun and games until someone starts a squirting/political thread.

There is a difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Many pepole seem bright until they speak.

Look at me. Look at me .. no seriously look at me I've updated my profile and still can't get a shag. Everyone on here is fake.

The number of timewasters may or may not have increased but bitching and whining won't change it.

Kiss, fuck or pass was only fun the first 10000 times.

Cake.. where? Ooo squirty cream

Charm is officially dead..

Who knew a sky remote/ beer can or deodorant doubled up as a tape measure?

Of course all women will happily deep throat a random in a car park until their make up runs. Then we skip away gleefully knowing the man is satisfied.

Yes I'm stuck up and quite proud of it.

Feel free to add your own

I'd also like to add, the good old attention seeking status of, I'm taking a break from here for a wee while too much bad stuff is happening in my life, take care all my fab friends...... Then a day later they're back on giving it plenty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are many things I've noticed while being on fab. I can't be the only one. In no paticular order (and tongue and cheek) here are mine..

Some people are incredibly talented with angles and photoshop.

There is a vacuum cleaner/ washing basket shortage in the UK

It's all fun and games until someone starts a squirting/political thread.

There is a difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Many pepole seem bright until they speak.

Look at me. Look at me .. no seriously look at me I've updated my profile and still can't get a shag. Everyone on here is fake.

The number of timewasters may or may not have increased but bitching and whining won't change it.

Kiss, fuck or pass was only fun the first 10000 times.

Cake.. where? Ooo squirty cream

Charm is officially dead..

Who knew a sky remote/ beer can or deodorant doubled up as a tape measure?

Of course all women will happily deep throat a random in a car park until their make up runs. Then we skip away gleefully knowing the man is satisfied.

Yes I'm stuck up and quite proud of it.

Feel free to add your own

Oh yes that's one of the ones I chuckle at too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or starting a thread asking "why don't people meet me?"

If you knew people that desperate in everyday life, you would just offer them a bottle of scotch and some pills!!!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Yup, along with "I've had enough, this site is shit. Everyone's dicks and timewasters, I'm going". And they don't leave. Ever.

Or the "I'm leaving unless you stop me". We won't, and you won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these desperadoes need to get a grip of something, you get knocked back so what. That happened to me all the time in high school, I just had a wank, got over it and did something else.... Too many crushed egos on here

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By *ornynhappy23Man
over a year ago

renfrewshireish

Sitting on the toilet while sucking cock with a fag in one hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have an opinion that some people don't like you automatically become an arsehole...

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Couldnt possibly add anything you need permission from the forum elites before speaking nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldnt possibly add anything you need permission from the forum elites before speaking nowadays "

Is this allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have an opinion that some people don't like you automatically become an arsehole... "

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Couldnt possibly add anything you need permission from the forum elites before speaking nowadays

Is this allowed?

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not sure never gave a sh** what they thought before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think you just about covered it

I'll second that lol

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By *arried adventurers!Couple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

This made me laugh out loud!

Genuinely, if someone hasn't bothered to tidy up a bit before they take a photo then I can only imagine what their attitude to self-grooming is!

I also love the dick pics where various household objects are used for reference........ I've seen Lynx cans, lager cans, a tube of toothpaste and (on one disappointing pic) a lighter!

Always gives me a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This made me laugh out loud!

Genuinely, if someone hasn't bothered to tidy up a bit before they take a photo then I can only imagine what their attitude to self-grooming is!

I also love the dick pics where various household objects are used for reference........ I've seen Lynx cans, lager cans, a tube of toothpaste and (on one disappointing pic) a lighter!

Always gives me a laugh

This made me laugh E. I saw a really nice picture yesterday and the lady looked gorgeous. However there was nicotine stained skirting a at the back of her and the carpet was all frayed so it put me off immediately . That's not to mention the pics with the dirty nails and grey washed bras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things I must do this week to fit in on fab ...

1. Join sky to get a sky remote

2. Pick up all my dirty washing when taking pics

3. Have an attitude with other people even when they ask the simplest of questions.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Couples don't need pictures of male half....guess they think we fem halfs don't care what he looks like as long as she's hot.....oh ok" he's to shy for pics" well than he's deffinately to shy to play with me

(susie)

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By *ackInDundeeMan
over a year ago

Dundee

The seems to be a correlation between people who swing and people who can't spell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just new that's why I have no pics on. Really says you joined over a year ago !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't put pics up because of my job, but can you send me some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've noticed a lot of women are really shit at photography and just end up with pics of their ankle, a shoe, the top of their cleavage, their mouth etc. or my favourite, the pic of their face taken from two feet above their head to get rid of the chins!

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

"There are many things I've noticed while being on fab. I can't be the only one. In no paticular order (and tongue and cheek) here are mine..

Some people are incredibly talented with angles and photoshop.

There is a vacuum cleaner/ washing basket shortage in the UK

It's all fun and games until someone starts a squirting/political thread.

There is a difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Many pepole seem bright until they speak.

Look at me. Look at me .. no seriously look at me I've updated my profile and still can't get a shag. Everyone on here is fake.

The number of timewasters may or may not have increased but bitching and whining won't change it.

Kiss, fuck or pass was only fun the first 10000 times.

Cake.. where? Ooo squirty cream

Charm is officially dead..

Who knew a sky remote/ beer can or deodorant doubled up as a tape measure?

Of course all women will happily deep throat a random in a car park until their make up runs. Then we skip away gleefully knowing the man is satisfied.

Yes I'm stuck up and quite proud of it.

Feel free to add your own

Oh yes that's one of the ones I chuckle at too "

Yes my profile says straight but.........

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I've noticed the ones who proclaim the loudest on their profiles how polite and respectfull they , are the ones who are furthest from it.

Also that you can get whiplash how quickly you go from "stunner" to "sasquatch" just form a rejection .

Then my personal favourite the ones who are on and off the site like a yo yo because they "got borred" .But THIS time is all different

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

1, people think that they dont need a picture to get a meet..

2, they dont know how to upload one..

3, they dont have an email address to send one (errrmm how did you register to the site then?)

4, they expect me to believe that they'll turn up for a meet, despite being too scared or fake to show a picture...

5, people dont read profiles...

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The two things I've spotted most that annoy me on here are when the profile starts;

"I've been here before, but left for personal/family reasons, but are here to stay".

Then two weeks later, they're gone again.

Also people that say "Facial pic on profile is a must".

But they have no facial pics at all! I know some people might say it will be sent out in a message, but it's still a double-standard to ask for someone to have facial pics on their profile, and for them not to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a couples profile, but no mention of the 'lady'......

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By *ockyjockyMan
over a year ago

G63 countryside

I have noticed there are an inordinate number of people who want to draw up lists of what Fab is like, have a go at people who don't work the same way they do, and who maybe hold different values.

What I also notice is the lack of genuine swingers who are non-judgemental, accept that people are different and can hold differing views and still get on, and do not try and make people feel diminished because they hold a view other than your own.

Other than that, I love this site!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

ooohhh... dont forget the amount of people in chat or that message that want to skype....

i thought this was a site to meet and not just a place to camwank

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By *ain12012Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/Edinburgh

Good read very clever, very true and I like it. Or Couples am not playing at the moment but my male half is bi and free.

Then there is the real life fears and prejudicies of being different or not matching the societies conception of beauty. An observation is that a lot of persons are looking for beauty perfection like in magazines and some of the photos reflect this. It takes some skill to make a magazine shot and very probably a team lol. I happen to know this.lol. Attraction is a big factor. All the best everyone from someone who is a little different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or my favourite, the pic of their face taken from two feet above their head to get rid of the chins!

I do this...

. That's the angle most blokes want you at... On your knees, looking up as you have their cock in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've noticed a lot of women are really shit at photography and just end up with pics of their ankle, a shoe, the top of their cleavage, their mouth etc. or my favourite, the pic of their face taken from two feet above their head to get rid of the chins!

Damn. ..busted

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I have noticed there are an inordinate number of people who want to draw up lists of what Fab is like, have a go at people who don't work the same way they do, and who maybe hold different values.

Other than that, I love this site!

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Fabsters don't age(even after a Big 40/50 Birthday Swingers Bash:next day back to early 30/40s) + joining Fab takes between 5-10 years of your age......unlike us:We are honest about our ages

(susie)

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By *eadphonezzMan
over a year ago

Up the road.

1. Will fill this in later (profile is years old and they use every day.)

2. Webcam photos that look like they've dragged a 0.3 megapixel from 1994. Which is when the picture was probably taken.

3. "Attach a picture or have one on your profile, messages without pictures attached will be deleted" but what about the second part? Now no one knows if this is valid.

4. "I only want to meet guys/woman etc"- sorry this user has blocked users of your sex.

These are just a few of my favourite things. Damn now im going to have the chilis stuck in my head!

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By *eadphonezzMan
over a year ago

Up the road.

"1. Will fill this in later (profile is years old and they use every day.)

2. Webcam photos that look like they've dragged a 0.3 megapixel from 1994. Which is when the picture was probably taken.

3. "Attach a picture or have one on your profile, messages without pictures attached will be deleted" but what about the second part? Now no one knows if this is valid.

4. "I only want to meet guys/woman etc"- sorry this user has blocked users of your sex.

These are just a few of my favourite things. Damn now im going to have the chilis stuck in my head!"

Ah nope, thought of another.

5. Posts pic, delete, repost, and keep doing until you get enough attention

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here for a good time, not a long time"

People who verify each other repeatedly. We get it, you're marking your territory and/or want everyone to know you're getting some. Congrats!!

Men who moan about other men "ruining it" for them. "I'm so genuine and no one will give me a chance because of all the time wasters on here ;(" - yeah. That's why you can't get a meet. Not your faceless profile with "fill out later" as your description; or the fact you have 20 pics of your shrivelled member from more angles than anyone ever wanted to see.

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