FabSwingers.com forum: Fuckin midgies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Picture this,

Your out for a drive in the country with someone you have agreed to meet from here.

You arrive at the site in plan and the rain comes down. So you get back in the car and move to a different spot.

The rain has gone, the sun is out, you get nakey and down to business and then Gazillions of fuckin midgies appear.

I swear I've got midgie bites up my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we once went up north, had a shag in the woods and i (JO) got bitten to buggery........i had about 60 bites on my ass n legs........omg it was awfull.

Lesson learned never shag up north in the woods !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say our garden gets full of the buggers with us staying in wooded area with stream lol. Cum summer im like spotty dog with bites lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was very very funny though babe, you have to admit?

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"we once went up north, had a shag in the woods and i (JO) got bitten to buggery........i had about 60 bites on my ass n legs........omg it was awfull.

Lesson learned never shag up north in the woods !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’ll learn you for going out without applying your Avon skin so soft lol

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

lol was the same when i met a guy from here and went for a walk along a nice path in idyllic scenery too.........came home to discover bites the size of mt etna all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was very very funny though babe, you have to admit?

xxxx

we once went up north, had a shag in the woods and i (JO) got bitten to buggery........i had about 60 bites on my ass n legs........omg it was awfull.

Lesson learned never shag up north in the woods !!"

funny for you probably lol wasnt funny for me with all those itchy bloody bites...and you never even had one bite !!!

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By *ighMan
over a year ago

Fife

happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol

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By *ighMan
over a year ago

Fife

happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol"

dinna Jo he used that line on me...

still recovering.....

1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol

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By *ighMan
over a year ago

Fife

"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol

dinna Jo he used that line on me...

still recovering.....

1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol"

pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Skin so soft was in the boot of the car all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol

dinna Jo he used that line on me...

still recovering.....

1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol

pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya "

please, got an itchy bit at the back of my knee.... she the right person for the job....

hands _igh's girl a box to stand on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol"

chancer eh !

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By *ighMan
over a year ago

Fife

"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol

dinna Jo he used that line on me...

still recovering.....

1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol

pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya

please, got an itchy bit at the back of my knee.... she the right person for the job....

hands _igh's girl a box to stand on

I meant mags garry lol

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By *ighMan
over a year ago

Fife

"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol

dinna Jo he used that line on me...

still recovering.....

1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol

pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya

please, got an itchy bit at the back of my knee.... she the right person for the job....

hands _igh's girl a box to stand on

I meant mags garry lol

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By *ighMan
over a year ago

Fife

"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol

dinna Jo he used that line on me...

still recovering.....

1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol

pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya

please, got an itchy bit at the back of my knee.... she the right person for the job....

hands _igh's girl a box to stand on

I meant mags garry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwww, when I saw the title "fuckin midgies" I thought I'd stumbled on an animal shaggin thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got eaten alive by them on Saturday night...just waiting for a taxi though, nothing remotely exciting.

It's almost worth taking up smoking just keep the little shits away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy to hold a citronella candle near your bum jo lol

dinna Jo he used that line on me...

still recovering.....

1-1 now Bigh .. for the queen of swing quip lol

pmsl view i'll set ma girl on ya

please, got an itchy bit at the back of my knee.... she the right person for the job....

hands _igh's girl a box to stand on

I meant mags garry lol"

babes the cheeky git ment me 2 lol hence why the box 2 stand on lol garry u wait till mon see if i need the box lol xxc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate midgies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just recently discovered the delights of outdoor fun, and yes the little sods do seem to be an occupational hazard!!!

But.................. given the choice? Think the outdoor fun wins everytime!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cannae whack it, just make sure to have plenty of repellent next time

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