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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Squeezing yourself in to a dress because you refuse to believe THAT size is too small.

I'm now sat at my desk with squashed boobs and scared to breathe out!

What are yours?

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Squeezing yourself in to a dress because you refuse to believe THAT size is too small.

I'm now sat at my desk with squashed boobs and scared to breathe out!

What are yours? "

Yep pretty much the same too. Or jeans trying to get them on refusing to not let them beat you.

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Id rather wear joggies or pjs and be comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wearing a bra thats to small but that the biggest they do and cant afford to get them specially made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeezing yourself in to a dress because you refuse to believe THAT size is too small.

I'm now sat at my desk with squashed boobs and scared to breathe out!

What are yours?

Yep pretty much the same too. Or jeans trying to get them on refusing to not let them beat you. "

Getting the jeans on but unable to sit down in fear of them busting at the seams ... but looking amazing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women wearing a Bra thats too small ...is classed as Teasing x

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've got two wardrobes for shirts, my normal shirts and my fat shirts

John

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

buying underwear sets and if the bra fits the thong cuts you in two!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That men love THIER dogs more than they're children

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Squeezing yourself in to a dress because you refuse to believe THAT size is too small.

I'm now sat at my desk with squashed boobs and scared to breathe out!

What are yours? "

Trying not to stare at the hot girl with really tight dress in office.... She sits there ... Never moves and barely breathes.... Total mystery to us guys, what's going on with her !!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

The frustration you feel when your vibrator runs out of battery just as you get to the tickly bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When that One Team you thought was a dead cert too Win ..Puts your Football Coupon down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wake up early. Sit on the toilet and piss on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The frustration you feel when your vibrator runs out of battery just as you get to the tickly bit "

I know that feeling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to pee after sex and it's impossible to aim properly

Kinky

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"The frustration you feel when your vibrator runs out of battery just as you get to the tickly bit "

^^^^^this but with my wand. The bad thing was I thought it had died abd given up on me....oh no no no it wasn't plugged in correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying shoes for fashion/height reasons knowing they will leave you with water blisters after an hour, also unable to walk properly for days. Ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" buying underwear sets and if the bra fits the thong cuts you in two!!! "

Thongs are the devil's work!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ur battery dies on ur phone when in middle of a hot sexy msging session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on your balls, balls sticking to your leg on a hot day, having to fix your balls becuase they're not sitting just right,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When ur battery dies on ur phone when in middle of a hot sexy msging session"

I wondered where you had gone

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


"wearing a bra thats to small but that the biggest they do and cant afford to get them specially made "

yup.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"That men love THIER dogs more than they're children"

Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though your hair is done. Make up on. You still have a ugly day. ?? Feel like a tramp thanks to Scottish weather mainly.

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Buying shoes for fashion/height reasons knowing they will leave you with water blisters after an hour, also unable to walk properly for days. Ouch!! "

But they look gorgeous, so totally worth it!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Buying shoes for fashion/height reasons knowing they will leave you with water blisters after an hour, also unable to walk properly for days. Ouch!! "

I suffer this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bad hair days extend to eye lashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you spend an age doing your hair with ghds and everything that will keep it straight, and in the short walk between the front door and the car it gets rained on and battered by the wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting on your balls, balls sticking to your leg on a hot day, having to fix your balls becuase they're not sitting just right, "

my son used to get really annoyed by the same .... yep he told me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Playsuits. . The length of time it takes to get out of them and back in to them when you to the loo.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When your gagging for a piss after a long hard fuck but hard to pee with full erection and a shaft full of spunk!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I've broke a nail

Laddering your stockings/holdups just as your meets about yo arrive lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I've broke a nail

Laddering your stockings/holdups just as your meets about yo arrive lol"

Broke a nail laddering stockings ? What are they made of ?

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Breaking a nail when you're out and don't have a nail file on you - aaaaargh!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I've broke a nail

Laddering your stockings/holdups just as your meets about yo arrive lol

Broke a nail laddering stockings ? What are they made of ?"
no was two different examples lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I've broke a nail

Laddering your stockings/holdups just as your meets about yo arrive lol

Broke a nail laddering stockings ? What are they made of ?no was two different examples lol "

Visions of barbwire topped stockings

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