FabSwingers.com forum: Sneezing is 1/10 of an orgasm

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whoever said this is a liar ... Ive sneezed about 50 times in the last 10 minutes and far from being satisfied im just sniffly and grumpy!

Stupid hayfever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was your soul trying to escape lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

1/10th of the orgasm, 100/10ths of the hankies needed afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been coming all day if that's the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was 1/8? I find it to be a bit true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't come through my nose!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I don't come through my nose!

Hahaha that made me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought it was 1/8? I find it to be a bit true...

Lucky you V ... Swap? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was 1/8? I find it to be a bit true...

Lucky you V ... Swap? X"

Nah its not lucky, it's just a cheeky tingle mainly when I'm working! Haha

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By *wick119Man
over a year ago

Prestwick

I've had some better sneezes than orgasms....all that and no mess to clean up!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I thought it was 1/8? I find it to be a bit true...

Lucky you V ... Swap? X

Nah its not lucky, it's just a cheeky tingle mainly when I'm working! Haha"

I'll get the pepper out next time

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Whoever said this is a liar ... Ive sneezed about 50 times in the last 10 minutes and far from being satisfied im just sniffly and grumpy!

Stupid hayfever!

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By *eliciouslySalaciousCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

If you sneeze while you orgasm it's twice as good

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By *ostEligibleBachelorMan
over a year ago

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I do kinda like the novelty of the build up a split second before the sneeze... Ha ha. Ain't no orgasm tho!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just makes me think of the old joke;

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section

of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose

and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.

The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped

her nose and shuddered quite violently as before.

The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she

took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently.

The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said,

"You've sneezed three times, wiped you nose with a tissue, then shuddered

violently! Are you all right?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition

- when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never

heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."

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By *axter1987Man
over a year ago

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bloody hayfever! tis the silliest allergy ever! just go out some days and my body is like "uuuuughhhhh! nature! nooooo" whats it all about?!

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