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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right okay I have herd a few crackers for cheesey pick up lines. Especially when I was younger and in a club with friends. Actually witnessed the car crash first hand and never laughed so hard.

So let's hear your best cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If snow flakes were kisses ad send you a blizzard hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Av lost my number can I get yours lol

Or

did I text you

They say

no av not got your number

You say

well do you want it so you can txt me lol

a girl done this to me and it worked ha ha all seemed so genuine until I realised she was hitting on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see your fitting in here real well now spunky, and no, that's no chat up line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see your fitting in here real well now spunky, and no, that's no chat up line "

He he why thank you sir tip of the hat to you to

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By *unyatilliknowyaMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is your dad a mechanic witch usually gets the reply no why. The response is every time I look into your eyes ma nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiles rubbing your t shirt say to her you know what that is when she replies no you say it's boyfriend material lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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That's the best one yet love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whiles rubbing your t shirt say to her you know what that is when she replies no you say it's boyfriend material lol"

Not winning but I ment this pick up line he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask if you can smell her fanny if she says no say it must be your feet well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if the person would like to try some 68...when u get a confused reply..u say u can give me some oral sex and I'll owe u one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wannae go hawfers oan a wean hen?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Do you work at subway

Because your giving me a footlong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha gd one guys. What I want to know really is would or could this ever work lol. I see instant fail but would their actually be women out there who would go for it lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

The good old fashioned fancy a shag has worked..ok it was someone from here lol but first time we met at a social lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The good old fashioned fancy a shag has worked..ok it was someone from here lol but first time we met at a social lol "

Yea that was a traditional one their

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