FabSwingers.com forum: Wedding dinner conversation

By *eliciouslySalacious OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We're at a wedding today (of an old family friend, sadly not swinger friends) and we don't know anyone at the table. Thought I'd share this little conversation piece...

Imagine a bride and groom are swingers and have decided, as part of their wedding, to invite all their swinger friends to the wedding and want to have a mass orgy in their suite that night. Because they've spent a fortune on the marital suite and booked out the hotel, they feel at liberty to request a huge bowl of condoms be provided in the suite by the hotel. The hotel agrees, but behind closed doors the staff think this is really weird as a bride and groom shouldn't be using condoms on their marital night so in the spirit of consummation, the staff members assigned the task decide to poke holes in the condoms.

[Woefully unlikely and unprofessional, so much so it would never happen I know, but the other conversation we had on the way to the wedding was whether it would be possible to deepthroat a double dildo so far, with the other end in the vagina of a lady about to cum, that upon cumming (coming, sp?) the deepthroater could have her swallow reflex triggered if she's past her gag reflex and have the dildo accidentally forced into her stomach with terrible medical consequences, so think yourselves and our table friends lucky...]

Obviously the party discovers the condoms all have holes in and the couple sues the hotel for gross professional negligence. How do the newspapers report the story?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cock The Thief His Wife And His Lovers.

Maybe i should explain lol