FabSwingers.com forum: On a meet once...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

to get some fun going, all too serious of late.....

this is about stories from meets....

I once met a couple in a hotel, folks who know me, know about my wee bag of tricks I take with me.... I had forgotten to lift my biggest vibrator and had left it in the car....

halfway thro, we stopped for a wee breather...... I said I need to run oot to the car for rabbit platinum elite plus....

I ran like the wind, wi semi waving aboot in ma jeans without boxers on..

ran to car and ran back...

ran up the stairs to the third floor..

puffing and panting I knocked on the door of the hotel room and shouted as I heard the door opening waving jumbo plastic COCK..... LOOK WHAT YA GONNA GET NEXT

OOPS WRONG HOTEL ROOM AND SLAMMED DOOR..

NEXT STORY FOR LAUGHS AND NO FIGHTING LOL XXXXXXX I promise I will behave ..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol@garry ya silly wee queen lol xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

did yu grasp concept of next funny story...

lol lol xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was young and courting with my husband to be, only place we could really be alone was in his car, a hillman imp.

We drove off into the countryside of wales and were hard at it... no easy matter in a hillman imp, I had to wind both windows down to stick my feet out..... when suddenly the car started rocking, it was a flock of sheep surrounding the car and rubbing against it. The worst was still being stuck like that when the farmer appeared from behind the flock (aye aye)..... thank fekk the rest of the windows were steamed up.....farmer never batted an eyelid and just passed the car as if it wasn't there!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was that batted an eye lid or bahhhhhhhhhhhhted an eye lid laine lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

One of the funniest ones I've had so far ......

The guys car was in getting fixed and therefore to get ma end away that day meant I had to drive. Of course part way there it started to snow..once I had picked him up and was chatting on way back in car ......wham !!!

I had to hit the breaks and promptly put the car in a ditch. But what a trooper he was after being towed out the ditch we still made it to mine for some horny fun.

The moral of this is if I ever arrange to meet ye -----dinnae get in the car and let me drive lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to say we had one that didnt go quite to plan lol. Spent ours getting ready needed to stop at shop on way - to buy wine for host anyway coming out shop fell have to say infront of many council workmen who im sure had good laugh - broken bottle of wine burst trousers - burst knee, hurt pride and hubby laughing, anyway we thought do we go and explain what happened or turn home? After sending hubby back in for more wine we went- explained what happened to hosts, however hosts pis were not of them and both pissed dog poo all over carpet and couch - question is what shall we do - quick exit on cards so hubby calls daughter she phones back lol managed to leave but in meantime it had snowed where i managed to fall again down flight of stairs, bursting other - please dont laugh def wasnt my night - but hey things got worse. In such a hurry to leave hubby broke car key in door lock due to frost so had to call to bring spare key have to say long night and explaining and def wouldnt do again, last point when we got home son had locked door and had went out clubbing so hubby climbed in bathroom window where son had left full bath in well you can all imagine no sex that night for sure - hope this alll makes you laugh all the best gillian and john, hope you dont have one like this lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao @ view

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My X factor meet was kinda funny, a couple who had never played before.

Posh hotel in stirling, Audition1,lol

Few drinks sat n chatted, within earshot of others, he deef as a post and started off, "SO TONY TELL US ALL BOUT THIS SWINGIN CAPER",do i run now or pretend whole hotel never heard him,lol.

All was cool, they had other candidates in their swinging x factor auditions to see aparently, through to next round i went,

Round 2, meet, drinks and their idea of progress was a meal,oo er, napkins n that,lol.

Round3, meal and then naughtys out in the car, hubby, Mr Magoo, driving aimlessly in stirling headlights on full beem blinding all in his path,searching half the nite for a quiet spot. FUN!!

Never met them again, funny that eh,lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My X factor meet was kinda funny, a couple who had never played before.

Posh hotel in stirling, Audition1,lol

Few drinks sat n chatted, within earshot of others, he deef as a post and started off, "SO TONY TELL US ALL BOUT THIS SWINGIN CAPER",do i run now or pretend whole hotel never heard him,lol.

All was cool, they had other candidates in their swinging x factor auditions to see aparently, through to next round i went,

Round 2, meet, drinks and their idea of progress was a meal,oo er, napkins n that,lol.

Round3, meal and then naughtys out in the car, hubby, Mr Magoo, driving aimlessly in stirling headlights on full beem blinding all in his path,searching half the nite for a quiet spot. FUN!!

Never met them again, funny that eh,lol

fab story lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *_jkCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

We had a meet and while being licked by both myself and the fem of the couple, JK looked up to see the guy stuff a tshirt in the light shade to dull the light.

Yep you guessed it, tshirt caught fire. Jk being the trooper he is told us not to stop it was all under control.

And there was me hoping the fire brigade were cumming too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had a meet and while being licked by both myself and the fem of the couple, JK looked up to see the guy stuff a tshirt in the light shade to dull the light.

Yep you guessed it, tshirt caught fire. Jk being the trooper he is told us not to stop it was all under control.

And there was me hoping the fire brigade were cumming too. "

BRB just away to stuff a t-shirt in my lamp he he he xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *_jkCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

"We had a meet and while being licked by both myself and the fem of the couple, JK looked up to see the guy stuff a tshirt in the light shade to dull the light.

Yep you guessed it, tshirt caught fire. Jk being the trooper he is told us not to stop it was all under control.

And there was me hoping the fire brigade were cumming too.

BRB just away to stuff a t-shirt in my lamp he he he xxx"

Dont do what the guy did laine, he phoned Jk nesxt day to ask if hed taken his tshirt away in his bag. Forgot bout it till we reminded him lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

another time I met this lovely couple from north of scotland who had a caravan in blairgowrie.. me thinking huge caravan said 'aye ok' will pop along and pop on top xx

when I arrived it was the smallest caravan I has seen .. parked in the middle of a field .. was bucketing of rain... gutters upto my knees , I enetered the caravan..

they had a dog....... well a doberman which filled half the caravan..

we got down to business....

I swear as I stroked, doggy licked his lips as my baws rattled 4 inches fae his slavering slabbering chops....

DIDNA PUT THIS PROFESSIONAL AFF HIS STROKE THO......

XXXX

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *_jkCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

"another time I met this lovely couple from north of scotland who had a caravan in blairgowrie.. me thinking huge caravan said 'aye ok' will pop along and pop on top xx

when I arrived it was the smallest caravan I has seen .. parked in the middle of a field .. was bucketing of rain... gutters upto my knees , I enetered the caravan..

they had a dog....... well a doberman which filled half the caravan..

we got down to business....

I swear as I stroked, doggy licked his lips as my baws rattled 4 inches fae his slavering slabbering chops....

DIDNA PUT THIS PROFESSIONAL AFF HIS STROKE THO......

XXXX"

Geting flashing images of the caravan holiday in Father Ted, View. Mind you they had Graham Norton in the caravan lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

MIND YA , WHEN WE STARTED WE WERE IN A FIELD IN BLAIRGOWRIE...

AFTER MY STROKING, WE ENDED UP ON THE M6 JUST SOUTH OF CARLISLE......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *_jkCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Wasnt one of the caravans at the berries was it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ffs , dinna tell everyone... I did 23 punnets of strawbs and 46 punnets of rasps .. and got ma leg over, all in all , a guid day out lol xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *_jkCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

"ffs , dinna tell everyone... I did 23 punnets of strawbs and 46 punnets of rasps .. and got ma leg over, all in all , a guid day out lol xx"

Haha we must have been poor, we got luggies lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread