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to vagazzle or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

urban dictionary definition:

vajazzle:

To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.

Jennifer Love Hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

would you glitz yer bitz???

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By *cottishcoupleCouple
over a year ago

near irvine, ayrshire

waste of money the crystals fall off lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything about me is glittery and sparkly. Where do I stop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it has its uses

you could stand the fine lady on her head spin her around open legged - disco balls!

handy if you forgot your torch n the car breaks down on a dogger night - quick love spread the light on the head gasket there

scare the life out the paperboy in the dark mornings when he peeks through the letterbox

but not good for the garden as it would attract magpies and cause a bit of unwanted pecking peckers

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By *hickencurryCouple
over a year ago

brisbane

could also feel like 60 grit sandpaper during a bit of loving. where do i get em lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do us guys get..tinsel for our balls.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies with rainforests of pubic hair, can get the glitz look for free, by not wiping their bits after a waz.....lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ffs mucky!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies with rainforests of pubic hair, can get the glitz look for free, by not wiping their bits after a waz.....lol. "

I agree, and with the addition of the "dangle berries" from from not wiping their butts, they would make a braw xmas decoration once stood on their heads in the corner with their fingers stuck in the plughole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are these known as fanny magnets then lol

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