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By *exyspecs and superman OP   Couple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Shamelessly stole this from the lounge. ....

So write a Limerick about a formite member.

Im not great at them soo I'll just let you jump in

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Sorry to be thick but what is a "formite member"?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Sorry to be thick but what is a "formite member"?"

it's a bit like marmite. A member of the forums you either love or hate!!!

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By *overocketoneMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

Could get sent to the naughty corner for that

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

There once was a man named Bunkie

who liked a lot of rumpy pumpy

He drove for a living so was never free for giving a girl a licking

which made our poor Bunkie grumpy

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"There once was a man named Bunkie

who liked a lot of rumpy pumpy

He drove for a living so was never free for giving a girl a licking

which made our poor Bunkie grumpy

"

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

There once was a lady Miss D

Who was once caught short for a wee

She crouched down behind a taxi

The driver said excuse me

And that's how she met Bunkie

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"There once was a lady Miss D

Who was once caught short for a wee

She crouched down behind a taxi

The driver said excuse me

And that's how she met Bunkie "
Pmsl Bride

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"There once was a lady Miss D

Who was once caught short for a wee

She crouched down behind a taxi

The driver said excuse me

And that's how she met Bunkie Pmsl Bride "

Hope that's not true though

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

The once was a man called Bride

who wore his wedding dresses with pride

we said dont give up hope of getting a poke from some big hunk whos happy to give you his spunk

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"There once was a lady Miss D

Who was once caught short for a wee

She crouched down behind a taxi

The driver said excuse me

And that's how she met Bunkie Pmsl Bride

Hope that's not true though "
Of course it not we first met eye to eye in......ahhhh that would be telling lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"The once was a man called Bride

who wore his wedding dresses with pride

we said dont give up hope of getting a poke from some big hunk whos happy to give you his spunk "

I'd rather a lady with a strapon

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The once was a man called Bride

who wore his wedding dresses with pride

we said dont give up hope of getting a poke from some big hunk whos happy to give you his spunk

I'd rather a lady with a strapon "
There once was a man called bride

who wore his wedding dresses with pride

HE had and eye for Jinty Mcginty who wore a tiara that was squinty

They both eloped to Brazil and produced a little baby because she forgot to take her pill lol

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If _muma and nawty were lodgers

Continually seeking out Rogers

Mixed group stuff is fun

Then so's one to one

You'd think they would surely ask _mudg3r.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If _muma and nawty were lodgers

Continually seeking out Rogers

Mixed group stuff is fun

Then so's one to one

You'd think they would surely ask _mudg3r. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jinty made Bothy a coffee

And a dirty great slice of banoffi

He said "that's OK"

But I just have to say

"She cannae make biscuits for toffee!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexgoddess is classy and clever,

And likes a good romp in the heather,

Sassy and sweet,

From her head to her feet,

But those bloody legs go on FOR EVER!!!

by jealous shortarse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fmuma is such a wee cutie

She's called on to come shake her booty,

Can never be found,

They look all around,

She's just buggered off to the footy!!!! X

by Jinty in hiding

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Val Doonican sang Paddy McGinty

O'Donnell could sing like a lintie

Sidney Devine

Didnae half whine

Me, I'd lullaby Jinty. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Val Doonican sang Paddy McGinty

O'Donnell could sing like a lintie

Sidney Devine

Didnae half whine

Me, I'd lullaby Jinty. Xx"

Love it! X

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Fmuma is such a wee cutie

She's called on to come shake her booty,

Can never be found,

They look all around,

She's just buggered off to the footy!!!! X

by Jinty in hiding "

Brilliant Granny Jints xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late entry!

Our Onny, while out one night "jogging",

Caught Alec and Nicola "snogging",

He said," Hey, wee eck,

You are up to your neck.

For your nonsense I soon will be blogging"!!!...

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