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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there a mirror on your pants? As I can see myself in them later on

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Get your coat love..... cause I've got a knife!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your coat love..... cause I've got a knife!!!"

Seriously???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am no weatherman . .. . . But your gettin more than 4inches tonight!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Am no weatherman . .. . . But your gettin more than 4inches tonight!"
:-this ^^^^made me

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If you can guess what I've got in my hand you can have it.. My reply was if it only fits in one hand you can bloody well keep it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you can guess what I've got in my hand you can have it.. My reply was if it only fits in one hand you can bloody well keep it "
haha mines takes 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am no weatherman . .. . . But your gettin more than 4inches tonight! :-this ^^^^made me "
he probably 4.5 lol

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Get your coat love..... cause I've got a knife!!!

Seriously??? "

Aww come on that's funny!!!

Ok a normal one then...

Nice dress, that would look great on my floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am no weatherman . .. . . But your gettin more than 4inches tonight! :-this ^^^^made me he probably 4.5 lol "

Brave comment going by your pics 'wee man'

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If you can guess what I've got in my hand you can have it.. My reply was if it only fits in one hand you can bloody well keep it haha mines takes 2 lol "
now that's just showing off lol

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hello... I'm shit a chat up lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am no weatherman . .. . . But your gettin more than 4inches tonight!"

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a crowded bar/pub and a gorgeous lass sparks your attention.....beckon her over over with your finger....if she does 'come hither' then say to her......"if I can make you come just with my finger....imagine what I can do with the rest of my body"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a crowded bar/pub and a gorgeous lass sparks your attention.....beckon her over over with your finger....if she does 'come hither' then say to her......"if I can make you come just with my finger....imagine what I can do with the rest of my body" "

Mate that's a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a crowded bar/pub and a gorgeous lass sparks your attention.....beckon her over over with your finger....if she does 'come hither' then say to her......"if I can make you come just with my finger....imagine what I can do with the rest of my body"

Mate that's a cracker "

Disclaimer-can sometimes result in a swift slap across the chops!

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"In a crowded bar/pub and a gorgeous lass sparks your attention.....beckon her over over with your finger....if she does 'come hither' then say to her......"if I can make you come just with my finger....imagine what I can do with the rest of my body"

Mate that's a cracker

Disclaimer-can sometimes result in a swift slap across the chops! "

Lol. Sx

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