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By *oobsandballs OP   Man
over a year ago

st andrews

Feeling a bit down and fed up tonight, so let's hear your best jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling a bit down and fed up tonight, so let's hear your best jokes "

Two blondes walk into a bar... You think one of them would have seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear & a rabbit find a geenie lamp in the forest, they scratch the lamp & geenie comes out & says I'll grant you both 3 wishes,

Bear- I wish I was the only male bear in the forest=granted

Rabbit- I wish I had a motor bike helmet=granted

Bear- I wish I was the only male bear in the country=granted

Rabbit- I wish I had a motorbike=granted

Bear- I wish I was the only male bear in the world=granted

Rabbit- I wish that bear was gay= granted

Then the rabbit ran away on the motorbike

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Man walks into a bar, goes " ouch"

What do you call the original motherfucker?... Dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between HARD and LIGHT ???

You can sleep with a light on !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the difference between HARD and LIGHT ???

You can sleep with a light on !!!! "
brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling a bit down and fed up tonight, so let's hear your best jokes

Two blondes walk into a bar... You think one of them would have seen it "

wahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here bout the loanly prisoner

He satin hiscell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inventor of throat lozenges has died this morning

There will be no coffin at the funeral-

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By *oobsandballs OP   Man
over a year ago

st andrews

Lol, thanks all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. There's two blind women walking down the road with there hands in each other's pants, what are they doing?????

A. Lip reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. What drives a lesbian up the wall??

A. A crack in the ceiling!!

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By *overocketoneMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

A woodworm with no teeth walks in the bar.and says where's the bartender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The CEO of deulux paints has died while on a expidition across the antartic-

A post mortem concluded he needed a second coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Whoopie Goldberg had married Peter Cushion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a Scots man that's halfway home ???

*HAMISH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the cabbage that died?

There was a bit turnip at the funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blonde chick goes to the doctor with stomach ache and after a quick examination he tells her she's pregnant she smiles and asks is it mines doc?

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Wha

do you call a Scots man that's halfway home ???

*HAMISH "

haaa like it

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

9 out of 10 prisoners enjoy gang rape!!!

true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text from daughter to mum.

Hi mum need your advice.l have some of my boyfriends cum stuck in my hair. How do i get it out, will i have to cut it out ?

Text from mum to daughter.

Its nice you can send me such a frank txt,no you wont have to cut it out.Ive had loads of cum in my hair over the years, it will just wash out pet.

Daughter to mum.

Oh my God, mum sorry. I ment to put GUM !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Whoopie Goldberg had married Peter Cushion! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's brown and sticky?

Parcel tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hight of suspicion............

A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Height of confusion - fathers day in castlemilk!

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