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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After spending some time in the chatrooms i so have to admire some of the chat up lines.

I could be baw deep inside you Hen!

Do you want to see me wank!

You would look good on top of me!

I would make you squirt like a horse! ( a personal favourite of mine)

Are you a swallower?

Quickly followed by, Do you deep throat?

Just cant ever see these being used in a local pub or night club, so

Steve,Mike and Kev please stop using them, its really off putting. Pmsl Greig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they must have been at the fugy school of patter lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny thing is i got all mine from a book called

'Greig's way of getting women knickerless'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

great nipples can i suck?

im single but iv a fb

wanna watch me come in my own mouth

that is really true by the way lol

id love to shoot all over your wallpaper lol

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since the mens lines are under ridicule could some classic's from the ladies be seen please.

After all even ladies get chatted up by fellow femmes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

id love to shoot all over your wallpaper lol

auds xx "

Maybe make an improvement to the wallpaper then eh?

LOL

S.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

wanna watch me come in my own mouth

that is really true by the way lol

auds xx "

no way did someone actualy say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a man who goes on cam able to suck his own tadger

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Best one ever was a f****d up wispa to a woman in the room guy asked her would u like to watch me cum into a glass and drink it for you boakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one ever was a f****d up wispa to a woman in the room guy asked her would u like to watch me cum into a glass and drink it for you boakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol "

i remember it well....the whole room stopped for a mo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one ever was a f****d up wispa to a woman in the room guy asked her would u like to watch me cum into a glass and drink it for you boakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol "
why waste i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my favourite has to be have you a mirror in your pants coz ah can see me in them lol lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

my personal best was ~FUCK me if im wrong but have we met before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one ever was a f****d up wispa to a woman in the room guy asked her would u like to watch me cum into a glass and drink it for you boakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol

i remember it well....the whole room stopped for a mo lol"

oh.mi.god. wish i'd seen that whispa! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one ever was a f****d up wispa to a woman in the room guy asked her would u like to watch me cum into a glass and drink it for you boakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol "
ohhh feck i got that one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahah yeah i was in the room when that was said lol that still has to be THE BEST fecked up whispa of all time lol i nearly peed my pants laughing lol

auds xx

ps..yip all of the above has been said to me yip all true lol,,,unfortunalty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one ever was a f****d up wispa to a woman in the room guy asked her would u like to watch me cum into a glass and drink it for you boakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol "

this still makes me laugh! still a bit mortifying but a classic lol the whole room that night had a good giggle i think. the guy disappeared quick eh i named him 'cum cup guy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

luvs older men had a cracker of a messed up whisper when she told someone she was on the rag , and bubs audio was on , he laughed for an hour , it was hysterical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My all time fave was one directed at Vol.

"Fancy a bareback fuck!"

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice undies can i wear them and you can fuck me wtf !!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one once in whispa from a guy , explainig exactly what he wanted to do in graphic details, i think he tought i was Mrs Grid cause when i point out it was Mr and i'm strait he disapeared out room ....and off site (never seen him since....lo)

Although got to admit the whispa that made me laugh the most was one Fooked up by someone who was Badmouthing me to some one else ......... i found it that funny i very nearly DID PMSFL........lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had one recently.. a lovely message complimenting me on my profile pic and how lucky mr was... then ..'can i lick your armpits'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had one recently.. a lovely message complimenting me on my profile pic and how lucky mr was... then ..'can i lick your armpits' "

Omg bokeeeee !!!!!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

mines was my name is fred can i make your bed rock[bedrock]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My chat up line was, you have lovely small hands, will you shag me cos you will make my dick look bigger. It worked, thanks Jo pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved you shirt Greig but it would much better on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tracey .... i am shocked, what time do you want me there? hehehe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wished you'd seen the whisper or the offer?

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