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"does she know your selling her?...you have a very dim view of women." It's honestly a blow up sheep and she doesn't know as its lochee and they're all ripped to the tits there. Even the blow up sheep! | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping..." I have two zombie women in my basement..I removed the teeth for safety issues..but they mistake my scrote for brains...so its all good. | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping..." Think of it this way. You'll be able to get work as an extra on the walking dead once the look truly kicks in and you're properly initiated into the brethren that is the lochee jakie. Every cloud has a silver lining  | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping... I have two zombie women in my basement..I removed the teeth for safety issues..but they mistake my scrote for brains...so its all good." | |||
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"Oh the sheep, he's male, calls himself Larry, right kinky fucker he is too, into kissing and everything... " who knew laa-rry the lamb would grow up into such a filthy deviant..then again fame does that to many I suppose | |||
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"Oh the sheep, he's male, calls himself Larry, right kinky fucker he is too, into kissing and everything... " Dirty wee bastard! Kissing sheep! | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping... I have two zombie women in my basement..I removed the teeth for safety issues..but they mistake my scrote for brains...so its all good." 
I have half a multi full of the stinking CUNTS, they had nae teeth to begin with so their face is for the fucking... | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping... I have two zombie women in my basement..I removed the teeth for safety issues..but they mistake my scrote for brains...so its all good.
I have half a multi full of the stinking CUNTS, they had nae teeth to begin with so their face is for the fucking..."Why are you trying to get out then? So much fun to be had! | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping... I have two zombie women in my basement..I removed the teeth for safety issues..but they mistake my scrote for brains...so its all good.
I have half a multi full of the stinking CUNTS, they had nae teeth to begin with so their face is for the fucking..."bottle that stinking festering zombie cunt juice for me..pay u top dollar | |||
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"Oh the sheep, he's male, calls himself Larry, right kinky fucker he is too, into kissing and everything... Dirty wee bastard! Kissing sheep! " Can't help it, he has the most tender lips, and the way he quivers them.... I just can't help myself.... | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping... I have two zombie women in my basement..I removed the teeth for safety issues..but they mistake my scrote for brains...so its all good.
I have half a multi full of the stinking CUNTS, they had nae teeth to begin with so their face is for the fucking...
bottle that stinking festering zombie cunt juice for me..pay u top dollar"That isn't cunt juice. That's decomposition and slime out the bins in the bottom of the multis where they live. You sure you want him to bottle that for you? | |||
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"Oh the sheep, he's male, calls himself Larry, right kinky fucker he is too, into kissing and everything... Dirty wee bastard! Kissing sheep! Can't help it, he has the most tender lips, and the way he quivers them.... I just can't help myself...." If his lips are quivering you haven't blown him up enough or you need a puncture repair kit. Do you think you'll be able to afford that or should we do a fund raiser for you? | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping... I have two zombie women in my basement..I removed the teeth for safety issues..but they mistake my scrote for brains...so its all good.
I have half a multi full of the stinking CUNTS, they had nae teeth to begin with so their face is for the fucking...
bottle that stinking festering zombie cunt juice for me..pay u top dollar
That isn't cunt juice. That's decomposition and slime out the bins in the bottom of the multis where they live. You sure you want him to bottle that for you? "whats decomposition?..an arty term? | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping... I have two zombie women in my basement..I removed the teeth for safety issues..but they mistake my scrote for brains...so its all good.
I have half a multi full of the stinking CUNTS, they had nae teeth to begin with so their face is for the fucking...
bottle that stinking festering zombie cunt juice for me..pay u top dollar
That isn't cunt juice. That's decomposition and slime out the bins in the bottom of the multis where they live. You sure you want him to bottle that for you?
whats decomposition?..an arty term?"No, it's an edumacated term. It means turning into a pile of festering sludge. Are you from the Cumbernauld equivalent of lochee? Is that why you don't know that? | |||
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"Oh the sheep, he's male, calls himself Larry, right kinky fucker he is too, into kissing and everything... Dirty wee bastard! Kissing sheep! Can't help it, he has the most tender lips, and the way he quivers them.... I just can't help myself.... If his lips are quivering you haven't blown him up enough or you need a puncture repair kit. Do you think you'll be able to afford that or should we do a fund raiser for you? " He has a slow puncture so yeah he is a little flat and his pus is a little lopsided due to it but I like him like that, he looks a bit special... But yeah a fundraiser would be amazing... The get out of lochee fund | |||
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"Oh the sheep, he's male, calls himself Larry, right kinky fucker he is too, into kissing and everything... Dirty wee bastard! Kissing sheep! Can't help it, he has the most tender lips, and the way he quivers them.... I just can't help myself.... If his lips are quivering you haven't blown him up enough or you need a puncture repair kit. Do you think you'll be able to afford that or should we do a fund raiser for you? He has a slow puncture so yeah he is a little flat and his pus is a little lopsided due to it but I like him like that, he looks a bit special... But yeah a fundraiser would be amazing... The get out of lochee fund "Consider it done! I'll even put an appeal in the evening telegraph. Can we get a pic of you looking all sad outside the multis holding special Larry? | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping... I have two zombie women in my basement..I removed the teeth for safety issues..but they mistake my scrote for brains...so its all good.
I have half a multi full of the stinking CUNTS, they had nae teeth to begin with so their face is for the fucking...
bottle that stinking festering zombie cunt juice for me..pay u top dollar
That isn't cunt juice. That's decomposition and slime out the bins in the bottom of the multis where they live. You sure you want him to bottle that for you?
whats decomposition?..an arty term?
No, it's an edumacated term. It means turning into a pile of festering sludge. Are you from the Cumbernauld equivalent of lochee? Is that why you don't know that? "I'm waiting on a train to lochee...I dont think theres any way to find out unless I visit. | |||
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"To be honest that's the only thing that's keeping me going that I've not yet turned to the darkside that is the lochee "Zombie" clapped in look deed look. Think I've got 2 maybe 3 months at a push then I will just have to accept my fate, I too are just lochee pond life and there is no escaping... I have two zombie women in my basement..I removed the teeth for safety issues..but they mistake my scrote for brains...so its all good.
I have half a multi full of the stinking CUNTS, they had nae teeth to begin with so their face is for the fucking...
bottle that stinking festering zombie cunt juice for me..pay u top dollar
That isn't cunt juice. That's decomposition and slime out the bins in the bottom of the multis where they live. You sure you want him to bottle that for you?
whats decomposition?..an arty term?
No, it's an edumacated term. It means turning into a pile of festering sludge. Are you from the Cumbernauld equivalent of lochee? Is that why you don't know that?
I'm waiting on a train to lochee...I dont think theres any way to find out unless I visit."The last train to lochee was about 100 years ago. The last tram was aprox 60 the last bus was more dangerous than a woman taking a swim in shark infested waters after shaving her legs with a rusty razor while aunt flo is visiting & shed had no pads for 2 days... | |||
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"Oh the sheep, he's male, calls himself Larry, right kinky fucker he is too, into kissing and everything... Dirty wee bastard! Kissing sheep! Can't help it, he has the most tender lips, and the way he quivers them.... I just can't help myself.... If his lips are quivering you haven't blown him up enough or you need a puncture repair kit. Do you think you'll be able to afford that or should we do a fund raiser for you? He has a slow puncture so yeah he is a little flat and his pus is a little lopsided due to it but I like him like that, he looks a bit special... But yeah a fundraiser would be amazing... The get out of lochee fund
Consider it done! I'll even put an appeal in the evening telegraph. Can we get a pic of you looking all sad outside the multis holding special Larry? "If you tried to take that pic all the other sheep owners would try to get in the pic and/or want there share of the fund... | |||
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